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aimaad22
1 hour ago, wykikitoon said:

I think for this game we need a cunt.  Barnes isn't a cunt.

 

Gordon has also been our most dangerous player last two games. 

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Posted in honor of Woltemade and all the annoying Christmas markets with overpriced bratwursts as well as with with gemillesque confidence

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Dr Gloom
3 hours ago, trooper said:

I'd luv it if we started Wolte & Wissa up front with Elanga & Gordon on the wings


Welcome back Trooper! 

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4 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:


Welcome back Trooper! 

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Christmas Tree

Neighbour who is a policeman reckons this is being treated by them as very “hands off policing”. No special trains, fans just allowed to meander to the ground. Sounds like a recipe for trouble.

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21 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said:

Neighbour who is a policeman reckons this is being treated by them as very “hands off policing”. No special trains, fans just allowed to meander to the ground. Sounds like a recipe for trouble.

 

You could be right, there's been a huge increase in sales of plastic swords in Sunderland.

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Ayatollah Hermione

I’d go Gordon and Murphy on the wings with Barnes as potential super sub and a view to him starting against Fulham. I do think Miley is in for this and it’ll be hard to get him out of the side from here on in. Eddie has extended too many chances to Joelinton already this season as is and he’s injured again 

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OTF
5 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

I’d go Gordon and Murphy on the wings with Barnes as potential super sub and a view to him starting against Fulham. I do think Miley is in for this and it’ll be hard to get him out of the side from here on in. Eddie has extended too many chances to Joelinton already this season as is and he’s injured again 

For me it's clear that Joelinton has been playing through some sort of injury for a long time (groin/hip/thigh) and he's lost his acceleration and explosiveness on the ball as a result. To make up for this he's tried to increase his physicality in a way that is both ineffective and harder on his body. Howe probably should have showed the faith in Miley from earlier to allow Joelinton to get the treatment he needed to return to 100% fitness. That's hopefully what happens now, but boy it would have been nice to have both Miley and Joelinton fully fit as options through these busy weeks.

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Rosco
On 11/12/2025 at 19:14, wykikitoon said:

I think for this game we need a cunt.  Barnes isn't a cunt.

I’ll see your cunt and raise you a shithousery cunt

 

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Dougle
On 11/12/2025 at 08:27, Ayatollah Hermione said:

I think we’ll be alright here. Probably the most nailed on draw in the history of football 

 

 

Aye, draw for me also

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Rosco
37 minutes ago, Dougle said:

 

 

Aye, draw for me also

Give over with this draw nonsense….3-0 win with one of the cunts being sent off

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OTF
4 hours ago, SoHelpMeGod said:

How sweet! You think they've missed us?

 

r/NUFC - Lads down the road getting the red carpet out ready for us tomorrow 🥴🎣

WELCOME THE MAGS. FTM.

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Toonpack

I christened him Garry cunting Rowell as I was there when the cunt scored his hat trick at SJP and I therafter developed raging tonsilitis, having gone to the game feeling ropey, because of which I missed us then beat Charlton 5-3 next home game.

 

But RIP I suppose.

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SoHelpMeGod
11 hours ago, Gemmill said:

Such a shame especially given the circumstances. Condolences to the family, that's bigger than football. RIP.

 

Hopefully we give their supporters a moment before the match without any arseholes ruining it.

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2 hours ago, Alex said:

Sad news. Hopefully whatever tribute is arranged is respectfully observed by our lot. 


Most will do. I expect there’ll be a small contingent who don’t. They need lynching.

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spongebob toonpants

I'm strangely calm and confident about this one. No doubt helped by the fact I'm off out for Sunday lunch with some family and friends so won't have to watch live

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SoHelpMeGod
8 minutes ago, spongebob toonpants said:

I'm strangely calm and confident about this one. No doubt helped by the fact I'm off out for Sunday lunch with some family and friends so won't have to watch live

Have a nice day out and enjoy your lunch mate, sounds lovely.

 

I'm calm and confident because I started drinking an hour ago. I hear it helps. 🤣

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