The Fish 12581 Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 43974 Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 Malaysian Airlines finally admit who their leading source of information for the whereabouts of the missing plane is. "Da plane! Da plane, Boss!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50776 Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 39291 Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 18050 Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 6705 Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 I was astonished to learn that the meat in Subway was slaughtered in a traditional Muslim way. How do they fit a rucksack on a cow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 6705 Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 *knock knock* Who's there? *knock knock* Who's there? *knock knock* Who's there? Look Jesus, let me finish nailing your feet and quit the fucking jokes, eh!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 6705 Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 You've been drinking haven't you A little Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 28572 Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 Went to the Indian Takeaway last night.Got a Balti, guy tipped it in a carrier bag. I complained he said "We are not allowed to put Indians in containers any more" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 12390 Posted September 10, 2014 Author Share Posted September 10, 2014 How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw. Why can't aisian parents have white babies? Two wongs don't make a white. The opposite of Christopher Reeve? Christopher Walken. What do you can a black guy flying a plane? The pilot, you racist bast&rd! Paedophiles are f#cking immature ars#holes. What's ET short for? He's got little legs... DId you hear about the psychic midget who robbed a bank? Now there's a small medium at large! A wizard walked into a gay bar and disappeared with a poof! What do you can a cheap circumcision? A rip off! Life without women would be a pain in the ar$e. Why did the semen cross the road? Cos I wore the wrong pair of socks! So this guy with premature ejaculation came out of nowhere....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 4949 Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 If you can keep your head while all around you are losing theirs...... Then you're probably in ISIS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat 0 Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 Feeling hungry? ... ... then get yourself across to Manchester - they're giving away free hot dogs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 39291 Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 I hope that they rebuild Hadrian's Wall when you get your fucking independence you sick bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat 0 Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 Don't look if easily offended. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 39291 Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 17238 Posted September 13, 2014 Share Posted September 13, 2014 Craig, where did you get those jokes, 2003? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 9006 Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 An insect just flew into my kitchen and exploded. I think it was a jihaddy long legs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50776 Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Fuck off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 9006 Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 That was my response too, felt it needed to be experienced elsewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooner 243 Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said she would like to come back as a cow. I said, "You're obviously not listening". I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on. I said "You're pulling my leg." The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst. So, I have been to the thrift shop to get all of her clothes back. A buddy of mine has just told me he's getting it on with his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a mustache." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 12581 Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Homosexuality makes me sick.It should be idemsexuality or homophilia. Mixing Greek and Latin roots is just plain wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 12581 Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 Condolences on your miscarriage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 12390 Posted April 13, 2016 Author Share Posted April 13, 2016 What's the difference between 3 fingers and a joke? Your Mum can't take a joke. Ithankyou! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1839 Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 You don't post anything for years and you come back with this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 12390 Posted April 13, 2016 Author Share Posted April 13, 2016 I'm disgusted my thread had been neglected tbh. Shame on you all... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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