ewerk 39291 Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 Oh Bobby, I remember when you used to post good, clean, family friendly material. What happened to you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 81 Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 I know I felt bad as soon as I posted it. I just wanted to shock and be part of the new lads gang a bit like Rolf Harris when he di stairway to heaven. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 81 Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 Sarah goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?" Sarah waves her hand, "Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!" Miss Rogers says, "All right, Sarah, what is your multi-syllable word?" Sarah says, "Mas-tur-bate." Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, Sarah, that's a mouthful." Sarah says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 6705 Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 39291 Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 Sarah goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?" Sarah waves her hand, "Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!" Miss Rogers says, "All right, Sarah, what is your multi-syllable word?" Sarah says, "Mas-tur-bate." Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, Sarah, that's a mouthful." Sarah says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob." Thems the jokes I remember. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1839 Posted April 28, 2016 Share Posted April 28, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50776 Posted May 24, 2016 Share Posted May 24, 2016 Has everyone had their tea? Yes? Good. What's the worst part about sucking out the 12 oysters you shoved up your Granny's minge? Remembering you only put 11 in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 8367 Posted May 24, 2016 Share Posted May 24, 2016 Just... What the fuck... Dude... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50776 Posted May 24, 2016 Share Posted May 24, 2016 I know. Oysters are rank, aren't they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 4698 Posted May 24, 2016 Share Posted May 24, 2016 Fuck me. That is disgusting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 42163 Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 43974 Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50776 Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 Oof! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 8367 Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 Urgh... I just relived the Oyster one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50776 Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 Game old bird, your Gran! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 9006 Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 Gamey, more like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50776 Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 Gamey, more like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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