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wykikitoon

I got loads of laughs from it ;)

 

Anyways

 

 

 

 

25 years ago 20 men chasing after a black bloke was called the Klu Klux Klan. Today its called........

 

 

 

 

Formula One ;)

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wykikitoon

Originally heard that as

What do you call 20 white guys chasing a black buy?

The US Open.

 

:pray:

 

Equally as funny

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The Fish

Why did the baker have a brown finger.

 

 

Because he Kneaded a shit.

FYP

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Happy Face

So much for the cigarette ban. 2 paki's already caught smoking at Glasgow airport.

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The Fish

Why did the baker have a brown finger.

 

 

Because he Kneaded a shit.

FYP

:pray:

he mispelled the word

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BlueStar

What's the difference between a porsche and Madeline McCann?

 

I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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Why did the baker have a brown finger.

 

 

Because he Kneaded a shit.

FYP

:pray:

he mispelled the word

 

Ah, sorry.

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ewerk

Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

 

Bit of both, this is a rape.

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snakehips

The bastard who was driving the jeep at Glasgow airport is in hospital reciting poems and getting haggis and neaps for dinner. Apparently he's in the Burns unit!

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wykikitoon

The bastard who was driving the jeep at Glasgow airport is in hospital reciting poems and getting haggis and neaps for dinner. Apparently he's in the Burns unit!

 

:pray:

 

Hes been named too!!

 

Singed Majeep!

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Brock Manson

The bastard who was driving the jeep at Glasgow airport is in hospital reciting poems and getting haggis and neaps for dinner. Apparently he's in the Burns unit!

 

:pray:

 

Hes been named too!!

 

Singed Majeep!

 

<_<:):panic:

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wykikitoon

Sol Campbell is going back to Spurs

 

Hes heard their strike-force are Bent and Keane :pray:

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TheInspiration

What do you call one dead Man Utd fan?

A start.

 

What do you call two dead Man Utd fans?

Holly and Jessica.

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