Kevin 1 Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 Domestic Violence with a punchline, I like it. [pun intended] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50776 Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 That's pretty good for you Kevin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50776 Posted September 12, 2010 Share Posted September 12, 2010 BBC News 11 year old girl killed in water sports accident. Kinky Bitch..… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 28572 Posted September 12, 2010 Share Posted September 12, 2010 BBC News11 year old girl killed in water sports accident. Kinky Bitch..… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 28572 Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 Apparently within 1 hour of being in prison George Michael had a chocolate bar shoved up his arse by inmates...........prioson warderns said it was nothing just a careless wispa! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 Apparently within 1 hour of being in prison George Michael had a chocolate bar shoved up his arse by inmates...........prioson warderns said it was nothing just a careless wispa! I heard he'd padded up with a big skinhead bloke and they're releasing a single together 'hairless fister'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 28572 Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 Apparently within 1 hour of being in prison George Michael had a chocolate bar shoved up his arse by inmates...........prioson warderns said it was nothing just a careless wispa! I heard he'd padded up with a big skinhead bloke and they're releasing a single together 'hairless fister'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 28572 Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 George Michael and the Chilean miners got in common? They will all be out in 8 weeks after some heavy drilling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 28572 Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 George Michael has been forced to give hand jobs to fellow in mates before having to make hot choc for them. He is currently working on a new single called "Wank me off before your cocoa" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 More bad than bad taste tbf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shackbleep 0 Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 Funniest one I've seen wasn't a joke at all. That crappy programme that's replaced GMTV were interviewing Mark Wahlberg in Leicester Square and they asked him about George Michael. His response was something along the lines of: "5 years ago I might have smoked it with him.... George may well enjoy prison." The last bit was said with a wry grin on his face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50776 Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 Daily Mail - "Pope touches down in UK" He's not been here 5 minutes and he's fondling a spaz already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 (edited) While implementing harsh austerity measures across the UK the government have agreed to host the pope (a nazi who keeps child molesterers from justice) at a cost of £12m to the taxpayer. Edited September 16, 2010 by Happy Face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50776 Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 Having spent his first night in jail getting bum raped til he bled, George Michael has launched an appeal against his 8 week sentence. He's asking for at least 3 months more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 12581 Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 Good news lads, I'm on Dragon's Den next week. I've invented a land mine that looks like a prayer mat. I reckon the prophets will go through the roof. What do George Michael and the Chilean miners have in common? Both will be released after 8 weeks of extensive drilling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 9006 Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 (edited) While implementing harsh austerity measures across the UK the government have agreed to host the pope (a nazi who keeps child molesterers from justice) at a cost of £12m to the taxpayer. Amen, or whatever atheists say, brother. Edited September 16, 2010 by trophyshy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 6705 Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 While implementing harsh austerity measures across the UK the government have agreed to host the pope (a nazi who keeps child molesterers from justice) at a cost of £12m to the taxpayer. Another bad Labour legacy tbf .... Thanks Gordon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 28572 Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 Come on Fish lad, youre a tad late with the George Joke Im sick of getting emails and phonecalls since my dog savaged a paki to death. For the last time He is NOT for sale! I got myself a canny little puppy today. a Jack Russell. Hes black with a tiny little white patch...........so..............Ive called him Bradford Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 While implementing harsh austerity measures across the UK the government have agreed to host the pope (a nazi who keeps child molesterers from justice) at a cost of £12m to the taxpayer. Another bad Labour legacy tbf .... Thanks Gordon If only the Tories had cut this legacy rather than the free PC's. Made me sick watching it on the news, absolutley repulsive.... ...did anyone else see Susan Boyle doing a few Hymns? Thankyou! No but seriously folks, people were throwing their kids at the evil fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 39291 Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 Keep it to the religion thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@yourservice 68 Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 Whats white and dribbles out of a cell mates arse? George michaels latest release Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 What's black and doesn't work? Tim Westwood's accent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 Lad at work drowned last week we had a whip round and bought a wreath shaped like a lifebelt its what he would have wanted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Besty 4 Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 I always thought Titus Bramble had the touch of a rapist. He is pretty clumsy with his tackle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 A female weightlifter goes to the doctors and says "I've been taking steroids and grown a cock" The doc enquires "Anabolic?" "No" she replies, "just a cock." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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