Monkeys Fist 38911 Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 My wife was gang raped by a troupe of mime artists. They performed unspeakable acts on her. ------------------------------------------------- Are orphans allowed to watch PG movies? ------------------------------------------------- I had sex with a really hot bird a few months ago. Completely ruined christmas dinner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38911 Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 I'm so glad the pope is finally gone- he was scaring all the sexiest kids away! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6441 Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 these jokes, that avatar, your name; Fist I think you are now the resident porv. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 I've just got barred from B&Q, some cunt in an orange apron just came up to me and asked if i wanted a decking, i got the first punch in but Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6441 Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 B&Q closed on Craggy Island at 4.30. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 B&Q closed on Craggy Island at 4.30. No the B&Q about 4 minutes away from my house closed at 11pm actually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6441 Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 B&Q closed on Craggy Island at 4.30. No the B&Q about 4 minutes away from my house closed at 11pm actually. first rate reconnaissance Kevin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 cheers buddy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38911 Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 these jokes, that avatar, your name; Fist I think you are now the resident porv. Aww shucks! My mates on the Register will be so proud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 Opened a present from my uncle. A box of rice........thanks Uncle Ben. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Besty 4 Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 A female weightlifter goes to the doctors and says "I've been taking steroids and grown a cock" The doc enquires "Anabolic?" "No" she replies, "just a cock." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooner 243 Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 Opened a present from my uncle.A box of rice........thanks Uncle Ben. ..i think you read the title of the thread wrong...its not the bad joke thread.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shackbleep 0 Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 Shamelessly knicked from 8 out 10 cats..... Tiger Woods evidently misunderstood his Father's death-bed wish: "Concentrate on golf, fuck everything else..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shackbleep 0 Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 Gary Glitter has moved to Chile. Only place where you can slide a minor up and down your shaft and get applauded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27088 Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 Gazza has just turned up in Chile with a chicken and a few bottles of 'Dos Equiz' as he knew the miners when they worked up in Ashington Colliery a few years back and reckons they're sound lads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38911 Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 Pulled a deaf, blind, mute lass last night. Fucked her senseless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shackbleep 0 Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 That alzhiemers joke you sent me was fucking quality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38911 Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 That alzhiemers joke you sent me was fucking quality. Not falling for that man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shackbleep 0 Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 That alzhiemers joke you sent me was fucking quality. Not falling for that man Plenty did.. although one of my mates text back with "You sent me that yesterday.". I'd gone as far as typing out "No I fucking didn't!" before I realised I was about to fall for the same gag! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shackbleep 0 Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 That alzhiemers joke you sent me was fucking quality. Not falling for that man Plenty did.. although one of my mates text back with "You sent me that yesterday.". I'd gone as far as typing out "No I didn't!" before I realised I was about to fall for the same gag! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38911 Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 I heard you the first time Senile owld git Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 Pulled a deaf, blind, mute lass last night. Fucked her senseless. Took a dyslexic girl home last night. She ended up cooking my sock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walliver 0 Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 That alzhiemers joke you sent me was fucking quality. Not falling for that man Plenty did.. although one of my mates text back with "You sent me that yesterday.". I'd gone as far as typing out "No I didn't!" before I realised I was about to fall for the same gag! My mate sent me it twice, a few days apart. It was funnier the second time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38911 Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 Pulled a deaf, blind, mute lass last night. Fucked her senseless. Took a dyslexic girl home last night. She ended up cooking my sock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38911 Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 Not really bad taste, but… - Knock knock. - Who's there? - Ringo Starr's most complicated drumming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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