Meenzer 18050 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 And that after we all said you were so nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 And that after we all said you were so nice. I know I have let myself down badly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToonMarshy 2 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 Not really bad taste and probably age old but hey-ho. "Why did the sperm cross the road?" "Because i put on the wrong sock this morning!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WordPlay 0 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 Not really bad taste and probably age old but hey-ho. "Why did the sperm cross the road?" "Because i put on the wrong sock this morning!" I don't get it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 12390 Posted August 4, 2011 Author Share Posted August 4, 2011 Not really bad taste and probably age old but hey-ho. "Why did the sperm cross the road?" "Because i put on the wrong sock this morning!" I don't get it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 There was a young lad in Taipei Who was determined on having his way After "Lubbing you long time, Jonnee" She was after some of his lolly He moved his sofa to the door, asked help from Toontastic and more, and in the end didn't have to pay! boom boom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 Not really bad taste and probably age old but hey-ho. "Why did the sperm cross the road?" "Because i put on the wrong sock this morning!" I don't get it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToonMarshy 2 Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 Not really bad taste and probably age old but hey-ho. "Why did the sperm cross the road?" "Because i put on the wrong sock this morning!" I don't get it Well.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50776 Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 "Horatio Chapple?…" "…That name leaves a bad taste in my mouth" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BXC 0 Posted August 7, 2011 Share Posted August 7, 2011 I was in North London this morning and I saw a bloke in a wheelchair. I said to him, "What happened to you?" He replied, "I was in Nam." I said, "What, Vietnam?" He said, "No. Tottenham." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEADMAN 0 Posted August 7, 2011 Share Posted August 7, 2011 a bad joke i did was at school on a pantomine lol was a sucky joke like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 a bad joke i did was at school on a pantomine lol was a sucky joke like I should know better but ..... what was it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 6705 Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 Cant remember if sick jokes with racial overtones are allowed or are we all now too pc? Perhaps some advice before I post please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 63312 Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 Post it. We'll let you know if you've overstepped the mark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 6705 Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 What goes from 0 - 60 mph in 4 seconds? A gentleman possibly originating far from these shores pushing a shopping trolley on Tottenham high street. *Played it safe* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 63312 Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 Ban this racist shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BXC 0 Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 Aaron Lennon takes it on his chest and brings it down, passes it to Bassong who runs with it before laying it off to Huddlestone, Defoe spots a window and makes a run, Huddlestone sees him and makes the pass and Defoe puts it away nicely. "Right lads," says Palacios, "let's get one more Plasma before the fucking pigs get here." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 43974 Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 Following the riots in Tottenham, Everton Football Club have confirmed their coaches for saturdays fixture at White Hart Lane have now been cancelled due to fears from their supporters that all the good stuff has already been stolen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 43974 Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 Wow! That new trailer for the Planet of the Apes is amazing, all the violent battle scenes are so realistic, oh hang on a minute......it's just Sky News, live from Tottenham. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 (edited) What's that song the spurs sing? Ossie's on his way to Asda?? EDIT: O.A: "To smash it up in Tottingham." Edited August 9, 2011 by snakehips Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Besty 4 Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 I was watching the news with my wife last night. "It looks like the Kaiser Chiefs were right." I said. "Yeah, very funny," she replied. "I Predict A Riot." I said, "No... Everyday I Love You Less And Less." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 18050 Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50776 Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 I was going to post a gay joke, butt fuck it.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 12581 Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 after the riots Boots have taken stock. Apparently they need to resupply everything but fake tan... Riot police are putting Daz in the water-cannon resevoir. To stop the colours running... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 Peter Andre & Alex Reid have both offered to help with the clean-up operation after the Swansea mining disaster. They both have years of experience humping slag and lifting a heavy spade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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