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Thing's People Said: Courtroom Questions

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Here's some classic quote's of thing's people have actually uttered in court


My oh my there are some belters :D:D:icon_lol::lol:;)


Lawyer: "Now, doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, in most cases he just passes quietly away and doesn't know anything about it until the next morning?"


Lawyer: "Now, you have investigated other murders, have you not, where there was a victim?"


    *  Lawyer: "How many times have you committed suicide?"

    * Witness: "Four times."

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Doing some late night surfing around are we mister Jonny.


Had heard some those beofre


    *  Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"

    * Witness: "No."

    * Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"

    * Witness: "No."

    * Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"

    * Witness: "No."

    * Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"

    * Witness: "No."

    * Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"

    * Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."

    * Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"

    * Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."



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