sweetleftpeg 0 Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 Might spread a bit meat paste onto a crust seeing as wor lass is a vegetarian. 13946[/snapback] When I worked in a supermarket we had a bloke come in and complain about the Pizzas that were made in store. Said he'd bought the veggie Pizza for his vegeatarian fiance, cooked it for her, and when she bit into it she found a bit of meat. She spent an hour throwing up, saying he'd done it on purpose, before telling him the wedding was off and then packed her stuff and left him. Now, either he was well shot of her, or this was the greatest excuse ever to get a free Pizza. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 IP check I reckon. Same person. 14242[/snapback] NERDS! There here. Take it the pair of you spent the night together Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 IP check I reckon. Same person. 14242[/snapback] NERDS! There here. Take it the pair of you spent the night together 14304[/snapback] Don't let your fantasies run away with you big boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 IP check I reckon. Same person. 14242[/snapback] NERDS! There here. Take it the pair of you spent the night together 14304[/snapback] Don't let your fantasies run away with you big boy. 14306[/snapback] What was it last night? An Indian head massage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 IP check I reckon. Same person. 14242[/snapback] NERDS! There here. Take it the pair of you spent the night together 14304[/snapback] Don't let your fantasies run away with you big boy. 14306[/snapback] What was it last night? An Indian head massage 14308[/snapback] Jealousy is a terrible thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 IP check I reckon. Same person. 14242[/snapback] NERDS! There here. Take it the pair of you spent the night together 14304[/snapback] Don't let your fantasies run away with you big boy. 14306[/snapback] What was it last night? An Indian head massage 14308[/snapback] Jealousy is a terrible thing 14309[/snapback] Where the Manc-Mackem today? Left him in bed Anyway, As much as i enjoy it I've got far to much on today to spend it chatting with a couple of sisters, laters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 I don't know what you're giving it you big huckle, that poem you wrote is the most bent thing I've read in ages Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 IP check I reckon. Same person. 14242[/snapback] NERDS! There here. Take it the pair of you spent the night together 14304[/snapback] Don't let your fantasies run away with you big boy. 14306[/snapback] What was it last night? An Indian head massage 14308[/snapback] Jealousy is a terrible thing 14309[/snapback] Where the Manc-Mackem today? Left him in bed Anyway, As much as i enjoy it I've got far to much on today to spend it chatting with a couple of sisters, laters. 14316[/snapback] Scrubbing the meat paste out of your pubes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 IP check I reckon. Same person. 14242[/snapback] NERDS! There here. Take it the pair of you spent the night together 14304[/snapback] Don't let your fantasies run away with you big boy. 14306[/snapback] What was it last night? An Indian head massage 14308[/snapback] Jealousy is a terrible thing 14309[/snapback] Where the Manc-Mackem today? Left him in bed Anyway, As much as i enjoy it I've got far to much on today to spend it chatting with a couple of sisters, laters. 14316[/snapback] Scrubbing the meat paste out of your pubes? 14319[/snapback] I knew that would get you out of bed you little slut. I can just see him running through to the bedroom now "come and have a look what the little cow is saying'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 IP check I reckon. Same person. 14242[/snapback] NERDS! There here. Take it the pair of you spent the night together 14304[/snapback] Don't let your fantasies run away with you big boy. 14306[/snapback] What was it last night? An Indian head massage 14308[/snapback] Jealousy is a terrible thing 14309[/snapback] Where the Manc-Mackem today? Left him in bed Anyway, As much as i enjoy it I've got far to much on today to spend it chatting with a couple of sisters, laters. 14316[/snapback] Scrubbing the meat paste out of your pubes? 14319[/snapback] I knew that would get you out of bed you little slut. I can just see him running through to the bedroom now "come and have a look what the little cow is saying'. 14321[/snapback] Poor. Stick to the poetry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 Depsite wanting to leave, all this gay innuendo has got Careless Whisper (quite literally) glued to his monitor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanTheMan 0 Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 Not to bad nowadays but used to be terrible: Once put the handbrake on the car whilst turning a corner at speed - I wasn't driving Kicked the windscreen out the same night - from the inside, had to replace it nextday Several interior doors Portable TV across the bedroom Once stuck a garden hoa in the cheek of my brothers arse, the head came off I then lashed him across the back until the shank broke - older brother, we still speak Also gave him a nasty lump on his head with a 12inch pasting brush - seperate occasion Once put my foot through the wall of the kitchen into the bedroom nextdoor whilst she was in bed - Kitchen was a mess Shot a lad who used to live across the road right between the eyes with a ballbearing for spitting on my brother - Same lads dead now but it wasn't that what killed him But my favourite has to be once when i was arguing with her, in temper i scrubbed her face with a piece of buttered bread. I would just like to add to this that all this happened many moons ago when i was young and daft and deeply regret the majority of them, but I'm alright now - honest 13936[/snapback] The strangest things make me laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted August 18, 2005 Author Share Posted August 18, 2005 Not to bad nowadays but used to be terrible: Once put the handbrake on the car whilst turning a corner at speed - I wasn't driving Kicked the windscreen out the same night - from the inside, had to replace it nextday Several interior doors Portable TV across the bedroom Once stuck a garden hoa in the cheek of my brothers arse, the head came off I then lashed him across the back until the shank broke - older brother, we still speak Also gave him a nasty lump on his head with a 12inch pasting brush - seperate occasion Once put my foot through the wall of the kitchen into the bedroom nextdoor whilst she was in bed - Kitchen was a mess Shot a lad who used to live across the road right between the eyes with a ballbearing for spitting on my brother - Same lads dead now but it wasn't that what killed him But my favourite has to be once when i was arguing with her, in temper i scrubbed her face with a piece of buttered bread. I would just like to add to this that all this happened many moons ago when i was young and daft and deeply regret the majority of them, but I'm alright now - honest 13936[/snapback] The strangest things make me laugh. 14380[/snapback] That made me laugh so much too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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