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Two Siamese twins go on holiday to the same resort in southern France every year.

 

Unsurprisingly, the head waiter recognizes the conjoined brothers, and asks if they keep coming back for the weather.

 

‘Oh no,’ replies one of the twins, ‘Actually we burn quite easily.’

 

‘Perhaps you are wine connoisseurs, then?’ wonders the waiter. ‘Again, no,’ says the other twin.

 

‘We’re both beer drinkers’

 

‘I know!’ cries the waiter. ‘It must be the fine French food?’

 

‘Actually,’ they say, shaking their heads, ‘We prefer English fish and chips.’

 

The waiter is astounded. ‘So what makes you come back year after year?’

 

‘Well,’ says one twins, pointing to his brother.

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‘It’s the only chance our kid gets to drive.’

:lol: by that felt good

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Post whatever the fook you like mate, as long as its not images of porn etc...

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Two Siamese twins go on holiday to the same resort in southern France every year.

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Shocking. :lol:

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Post whatever the fook you like mate, as long as its not images of porn etc...

177996[/snapback]

 

 

Two Siamese twins go on holiday to the same resort in southern France every year.

178027[/snapback]

 

Shocking. :razz:

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Post whatever the fook you like mate, as long as its not images of porn etc...

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Two Siamese twins go on holiday to the same resort in southern France every year.

178027[/snapback]

 

Shocking. :lol:

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That's shocking tbh! :razz:

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Post whatever the fook you like mate, as long as its not images of porn etc...

177996[/snapback]

 

 

Two Siamese twins go on holiday to the same resort in southern France every year.

 

Unsurprisingly, the head waiter recognizes the conjoined brothers, and asks if they keep coming back for the weather.

 

‘Oh no,’ replies one of the twins, ‘Actually we burn quite easily.’

 

‘Perhaps you are wine connoisseurs, then?’ wonders the waiter. ‘Again, no,’ says the other twin.

 

‘We’re both beer drinkers’

 

‘I know!’ cries the waiter. ‘It must be the fine French food?’

 

‘Actually,’ they say, shaking their heads, ‘We prefer English fish and chips.’

 

The waiter is astounded. ‘So what makes you come back year after year?’

 

‘Well,’ says one twins, pointing to his brother.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

 

‘It’s the only chance our kid gets to drive.’

:lol: by that felt good

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Yeah, keep on following me - you wont go far wrong.

 

Posted this joke aaaaaaaaaaages ago.

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I thought the joke was 'head waiter' tbh, but then it seems they werent joined at the head as later on they both shake their heads. I assume that they are joined at the hip and have two legs each, to enable either to safely operate both clutch and brake pedal.

 

Can YOU spot the clue?

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I thought the joke was 'head waiter' tbh, but then it seems they werent joined at the head as later on they both shake their heads. I assume that they are joined at the hip and have two legs each, to enable either to safely operate both clutch and brake pedal.

 

Can YOU spot the clue?

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So no then?

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