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I just got a gloating text from my cockney Manc friend telling me he's going to get Hargreaves on his new shirt.

 

I wouldn't mind so much,  except that he owes me £100 and my housemate £170. Get your fucking priorities straight, you twat.

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He's getting the name of an effeminate defensive midfielder who speaks English with a weird German accent on his shirt?! :( You must be green with envy.

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I'm envious of Man Utd for recieving £50, which by rights, is actually mine.

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The lesson there is: don't lend people money.

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I just got a gloating text from my cockney Manc friend telling me he's going to get Hargreaves on his new shirt.

 

I wouldn't mind so much,  except that he owes me £100 and my housemate £170. Get your fucking priorities straight, you twat.

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He's getting the name of an effeminate defensive midfielder who speaks English with a weird German accent on his shirt?! :( You must be green with envy.

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I'm envious of Man Utd for recieving £50, which by rights, is actually mine.

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I was referring to the fact that your mate sent you a "gloating" text about getting Hargreaves on his shirt, numbnuts. :(

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I just got a gloating text from my cockney Manc friend telling me he's going to get Hargreaves on his new shirt.

 

I wouldn't mind so much,  except that he owes me £100 and my housemate £170. Get your fucking priorities straight, you twat.

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He's getting the name of an effeminate defensive midfielder who speaks English with a weird German accent on his shirt?! :( You must be green with envy.

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Canadian accent tbh :(

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I just got a gloating text from my cockney Manc friend telling me he's going to get Hargreaves on his new shirt.

 

I wouldn't mind so much,  except that he owes me £100 and my housemate £170. Get your fucking priorities straight, you twat.

180060[/snapback]

 

He's getting the name of an effeminate defensive midfielder who speaks English with a weird German accent on his shirt?! :( You must be green with envy.

180142[/snapback]

 

I'm envious of Man Utd for recieving £50, which by rights, is actually mine.

180427[/snapback]

The lesson there is: don't lend people money.

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I never actually lent him the money...it's just I paid for the water bill, gig tickets and other things for a group (who all were meant to, and apart from him, did pay me back immediately).

 

I'd never be so foolish to actually give him a loan (unlike my other housemate).

 

Oh and Gemmill, I thought Hargreaves was one of our best players at the WC, not saying much, I know. My Manc supporting housemate is in love with him though.

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I just got a gloating text from my cockney Manc friend telling me he's going to get Hargreaves on his new shirt.

 

I wouldn't mind so much,  except that he owes me £100 and my housemate £170. Get your fucking priorities straight, you twat.

180060[/snapback]

 

He's getting the name of an effeminate defensive midfielder who speaks English with a weird German accent on his shirt?! :( You must be green with envy.

180142[/snapback]

 

I'm envious of Man Utd for recieving £50, which by rights, is actually mine.

180427[/snapback]

The lesson there is: don't lend people money.

180438[/snapback]

 

I never actually lent him the money...it's just I paid for the water bill, gig tickets and other things for a group (who all were meant to, and apart from him, did pay me back immediately).

 

I'd never be so foolish to actually give him a loan (unlike my other housemate).

 

Oh and Gemmill, I thought Hargreaves was one of our best players at the WC, not saying much, I know. My Manc supporting housemate is in love with him though.

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You probably can make a gloating text to him as Bayern released a statement today declaring they don't have any intention to even start talking to ManUre about a transfer.

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I just got a gloating text from my cockney Manc friend telling me he's going to get Hargreaves on his new shirt.

 

I wouldn't mind so much,  except that he owes me £100 and my housemate £170. Get your fucking priorities straight, you twat.

180060[/snapback]

 

He's getting the name of an effeminate defensive midfielder who speaks English with a weird German accent on his shirt?! :( You must be green with envy.

180142[/snapback]

 

Canadian accent tbh :(

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Not anymore, he speaks English like a German does these days, the curly haired ponce!

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I just got a gloating text from my cockney Manc friend telling me he's going to get Hargreaves on his new shirt.

 

I wouldn't mind so much,  except that he owes me £100 and my housemate £170. Get your fucking priorities straight, you twat.

180060[/snapback]

 

He's getting the name of an effeminate defensive midfielder who speaks English with a weird German accent on his shirt?! :( You must be green with envy.

180142[/snapback]

 

Canadian accent tbh :lol:

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Not anymore, he speaks English like a German does these days, the curly haired ponce!

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This is becoming uncanny, Gemm :( I was just thinking the exact same thing when listening to him on the radio yesterday!!

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