Lazarus 0 Posted October 28, 2006 Share Posted October 28, 2006 http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,3839522a4560,00.html Forzie the four-legged chicken will cluck no more. The Te Uku-bred Barnevelder chick - hatched at Marlene Dickey's property at the start of last month - has died. But it wasn't the extra legs that led to its death, more likely an extra anus, Mrs Dickey believes. "He developed two bottoms and I think he got glugged up," she said. While she was surprised by Forzie's death - he weighed a "good pound of butter" and was gaining feathers slowly - it was not totally unexpected, she said. And it was fun while it lasted. "He was a bit of a laugh." Looking ungainly on its extra legs but twice as cute, the bird was an exception to the rule that chickens with defects are not normally born alive. He was found dead on Friday and is now in the Dickeys' freezer waiting to be stuffed. After he's been to the taxidermist, the family plan to donate the bird to Auckland Museum. The bit in bold made me chuckle And i'm sure certain board members will be fantasing about what they could do with an extra anus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@yourservice 67 Posted October 28, 2006 Share Posted October 28, 2006 Could have been worse,it could have been from mianus(the town in ohio)not myanus. "There's a sewage dump in Mianus." people like the chocolate from mianus A tourist pitched a tent in Mianus mianus is a tourist attraction. many peole have been in mianus "The pipes in mianus have been clogged for days now." Look! There's a big red truck in mianus!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Patrokles Posted October 28, 2006 Share Posted October 28, 2006 Could have been worse,it could have been from mianus(the town in ohio)not myanus. "There's a sewage dump in Mianus." people like the chocolate from mianus A tourist pitched a tent in Mianus mianus is a tourist attraction. many peole have been in mianus "The pipes in mianus have been clogged for days now." Look! There's a big red truck in mianus!! You'll make a killing on the junior school playground circuit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@yourservice 67 Posted October 28, 2006 Share Posted October 28, 2006 Could have been worse,it could have been from mianus(the town in ohio)not myanus. "There's a sewage dump in Mianus." people like the chocolate from mianus A tourist pitched a tent in Mianus mianus is a tourist attraction. many peole have been in mianus "The pipes in mianus have been clogged for days now." Look! There's a big red truck in mianus!! You'll make a killing on the junior school playground circuit! no comment on your circuit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sicklee Sausage Roll 0 Posted October 28, 2006 Share Posted October 28, 2006 http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,3839522a4560,00.html Forzie the four-legged chicken will cluck no more. The Te Uku-bred Barnevelder chick - hatched at Marlene Dickey's property at the start of last month - has died. But it wasn't the extra legs that led to its death, more likely an extra anus, Mrs Dickey believes. "He developed two bottoms and I think he got glugged up," she said. While she was surprised by Forzie's death - he weighed a "good pound of butter" and was gaining feathers slowly - it was not totally unexpected, she said. And it was fun while it lasted. "He was a bit of a laugh." Looking ungainly on its extra legs but twice as cute, the bird was an exception to the rule that chickens with defects are not normally born alive. He was found dead on Friday and is now in the Dickeys' freezer waiting to be stuffed. After he's been to the taxidermist, the family plan to donate the bird to Auckland Museum. The bit in bold made me chuckle And i'm sure certain board members will be fantasing about what they could do with an extra anus Couldn't give two shits, tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted October 28, 2006 Share Posted October 28, 2006 Mianus - A very old Jackass joke or a meringue? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@yourservice 67 Posted October 28, 2006 Share Posted October 28, 2006 Mianus - A very old Jackass joke or a meringue? coconut on the way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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