Jusoda Kid 1 Posted October 29, 2006 Share Posted October 29, 2006 Tell her to fuck off. Worked for me and Courtney. Pity it doesn't work with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted October 29, 2006 Share Posted October 29, 2006 "A mouth is a mouth." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted October 29, 2006 Share Posted October 29, 2006 "A mouth is a mouth." Not strictly true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordieshandy 0 Posted October 29, 2006 Share Posted October 29, 2006 Any hole's a goal tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted October 29, 2006 Share Posted October 29, 2006 Any hole's a goal tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordieshandy 0 Posted October 29, 2006 Share Posted October 29, 2006 The tail would allow you to get some purchase Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted October 29, 2006 Share Posted October 29, 2006 The tail would allow you to get some purchase Ah I hadn't thought of using that end ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted October 29, 2006 Share Posted October 29, 2006 has anyone mentioned kicking her backdoors in and plasterers radios yet? If not, then thats my recommendation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted October 29, 2006 Share Posted October 29, 2006 First page I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 Ben's the new Brock Manson then I take it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Maul 0 Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 Tell her to fuck off. Worked for me and Courtney. Fictional lasses are always so much easier to get rid of though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Patrokles Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 Ben's the new Brock Manson then I take it? Only this girl is old enough to know better! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Shearer Is God 0 Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 Fuck sake, people complaina bout pushy guys but I'm sat here on my friend's laptop DREADING going to bed because my friend's friend who is living with my friend is here and she's fucking AWFUL and has been trying to kiss me all evening and now my fucking friend is totally zoned out on the futon leaving me to share the bed with this CRAZY CHICK WITH STAREY EYES. SHe won't leave me alone. She keeps touching me and trying to kiss nme and it's really dreaking me out. I basically ignore her all day every day and she still tells me I'm the best person she's ever met. JESUS CHRIST STOP IT STOP IT. I could go on but I feel that I'm slightly just putting off the inevitable discussion, ie 'DON'T TRY IT AGAIN PLEASE.' uggghhhh. She's so CREEPY> Knock the back end out of it, tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 9342 Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 Shag her from behind, pull out, spit on her back and when she turns round in disgust let her have it right between the eyes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 4171 Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 Tell her your a straight edge soldier and that sort of thing isn't allowed before marriage/love - then sing her a few fugazi songs, that's bound to bore her to death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJ 0 Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 Shag her from behind, pull out, spit on her back and when she turns round in disgust let her have it right between the eyes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Patrokles Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 Shag her from behind, pull out, spit on her back and when she turns round in disgust let her have it right between the eyes! That from experience with the kids? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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