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....or so i thought :icon_lol:

 

for a few days now we've been hearing this annoying noise from our immersion heater cupboard, mainly at night. We've tried switiching boiler on/off, electric on/off etc which hasnt made any difference. At night its been driving us mad :nufc: Anyway we got home last night and there it was again, i said jokingly to hubby it sounded just like a grasshopper/cricket. I was getting worried the immersion would blow up so i intended to get a plumber out today.

 

Then i realised.....maybe it WAS a cricket :doh::blush: We sprayed the cupboard with fly spray and shut the door...bloody ten mins later out crawled a decidedly woozy cricket :lol: Couldnt believe it!! How stupid as then i remembered the guy next door has a lizard thing and feeds it with live crickets. One must have hopped in here....found a couple more in our bathroom too, must be female one's answering the males call. Its one of the worst things that can happen to me as i really have a fear of insects :nufc:

 

I've been to see my neighbour who thought it was hilarious :nufc: I've told him to keep his bloody crickets under control from now on!!!

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In the East you get lizards called CHIK-CHAKS - for obvious bloody reasons just when you are trying to get to bed

 

a mate of mine got one in his air conditioning in Jakarta and it drove him CRAZY for about a week before he got someone to dismantle it all and get he bloody thing out

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This is so freaky, THE EXACT SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME!

 

Fucking vivarium, and the cunts headed straight for the boiler, I had about 4 sleepless nights before i decided to spray the cunt with so much fly venom, Jeff Goldblum would of popped it.

 

 

Fucking chirping cricket cunts!

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