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  1. Alexandar Mitrovic

    The Fish,
    • 1k replies
    • 140.1k views
    ohhh_yeah
    ohhh_yeah

  2. 24/25 Prediction

    The Fish,
    • 65 replies
    • 14.9k views
    aimaad22
    aimaad22

  3. Boots and Cats

    The Fish,
    • 5 replies
    • 3.9k views
    trainman
    trainman

  4. Eddie Howe’s bruised, battered and brilliant mags who definitely will have a new striker by the time this game kicks off v Leeds

    Dr Gloom,
    • 251 replies
    • 24.9k views
    Holden McGroin
    Holden McGroin

  5. Eddie Howe's Newcastle (siege mentality) United root vegetable-less Mags v Bowling ball heeded Anal Slot's (DeBumcrack) Snide tap-up (#JFT39) Wall Pushing Bindipping vermin racists spacka chariot jockey scum, Liver (wasn’t bombed enough in the war) pool

    Toonpack,
    • 773 replies
    • 36.4k views
    London
    London

  6. Targett

    ohhh_yeah,
    • 23 replies
    • 4.7k views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  7. Newcastle United, League Cup Winners 2025 - The Party Never Stops

    Andrew,
    • 481 replies
    • 33.8k views
    ohhh_yeah
    ohhh_yeah

  8. Ginola: 8th best premiership foreigner

    Jimbo,
    • 105 replies
    • 13.6k views
    ThatGinolaVolley
    ThatGinolaVolley

  9. Longstaff Brothers Dim

    wykikitoon,
    • 153 replies
    • 21.3k views
    Howmanheyman
    Howmanheyman

  10. Brummie PSR hostages (in Beige) v Eddie's mashed swede PSR hostages (in black and white, or possibly green, or maybe even blue)

    Toonpack,
    • 414 replies
    • 17.2k views
    Dr Gloom
    Dr Gloom

  11. Jacob Ramsey

    ohhh_yeah,
    • 33 replies
    • 2.7k views
    OTF
    OTF

  12. Shay Given

    wykikitoon,
    • 93 replies
    • 11.6k views
    ohhh_yeah
    ohhh_yeah

  13. Park Seung-soo

    Duffman,
    • 29 replies
    • 1.7k views
    Toonpack
    Toonpack

  14. Οδυσσέας Βλαχοδήμος

    ohhh_yeah,
    • 29 replies
    • 2k views
    Blastronaut
    Blastronaut

  15. GAZUMPED, y'fuckas!!

    Howmanheyman,
    • 61 replies
    • 6.8k views
    Craig
    Craig

  16. Friendlies 2025

    Christmas Tree ,
    • 545 replies
    • 17k views
    The Fish
    The Fish

  17. Allan Saint-Maximin

    Anorthernsoul,
    • 1.5k replies
    • 104k views
    Dazzler
    Dazzler

  18. Other Games 2024-25

    Howmanheyman,
    • 5.1k replies
    • 296.2k views
    wykikitoon
    wykikitoon

  19. Joselu

    ewerk,
    • 144 replies
    • 24.9k views
    Dr Gloom
    Dr Gloom

  20. Joey Barton

    Whitey,
    • 73 replies
    • 8.4k views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  21. ekitike

    thebrokendoll,
    • 269 replies
    • 9.3k views
    Dazzler
    Dazzler

  22. Asia pre-season games

    sammynb,
    • 14 replies
    • 475 views
    toonotl
    toonotl

  23. Scheduled Maintenance - Week Starting the 7th of July

    Andrew,
    • 62 replies
    • 2.5k views
    aimaad22
    aimaad22

  24. Callum Wilson

    wykikitoon,
    • 366 replies
    • 28.9k views
    Dougle
    Dougle

  25. Trappatoni: Given as good as Buffon

    Guest Stevie,
    • 61 replies
    • 3.9k views
    LondonBlue
    LondonBlue

  26. Gary Speed

    paddy,
    • 10 replies
    • 1.1k views
    wykikitoon
    wykikitoon

  27. darren eales....

    thebrokendoll,
    • 101 replies
    • 6.3k views
    Isegrim
    Isegrim

  28. 2025/26 - Generic NUFC Chat. New Cunts

    The Fish,
    • 18 replies
    • 1k views
    Dougle
    Dougle

  29. The almost daily "Distraction From The Boardroom Shit-Housery" thread

    The Fish,
    • 324 replies
    • 11.8k views
    Andrew
    Andrew

  30. The wizard 🧙‍♂️

    Baybelter,
    • 12 replies
    • 638 views
    Howmanheyman
    Howmanheyman

  31. Toontastic Fantasy Premier League 24/25

    Andrew,
    • 24 replies
    • 4.9k views
    Monkeys Fist
    Monkeys Fist

  32. Sir Eddie’s club legends v Everton - long to reign over us

    Dr Gloom,
    • 16 replies
    • 1.7k views
    Gemmill
    Gemmill

  33. We need a new match thread

    Andrew,
    • 10 replies
    • 1.2k views
    Howmanheyman
    Howmanheyman

  34. Eddie Howes Champions League Certainty Mags vs a whiny bastards gaggle of boring, strikerless nerds who we've beaten three times already this season, arsenal.

    Andrew,
    • 76 replies
    • 4.4k views
    Dougle
    Dougle

  35. The Run-In

    Gemmill,
    • 165 replies
    • 8.3k views
    Holden McGroin
    Holden McGroin

  36. Dan Ashworth

    sammynb,
    • 61 replies
    • 4.2k views
    Isegrim
    Isegrim

  37. Eddie Howes Champions League Chasing, Six Pointer Winning Mags vs absolutely not still a russian asset, no sir not us, make america great again comrade...Chelsea

    Andrew,
    • 432 replies
    • 15.2k views
    toonotl
    toonotl

  38. Eddies play shit n win or play well n lose mags vs Cole Palmer

    Andrew,
    • 430 replies
    • 16.2k views
    Isegrim
    Isegrim

  39. Newcastle owner Mike Ashley shelves plans for statue of Alan Shearer

    Scottish Mag,
    • 379 replies
    • 32.2k views
    Tom
    Tom

  40. Sir Eddie’s majestic mags v that prat Parish’s Palace - On him be pleased to pour

    Dr Gloom,
    • 474 replies
    • 16.2k views
    Gemmill
    Gemmill

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