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Probably standing in the empty Nightingale hospitals (which we can’t use without staff btw - good luck finding more nurses) None of us have been routinely tested. Only eligible if we have Covid symptoms. When I left work yesterday morning our ITU was full. Not all the patients were ventilated, some were on high flow oxygen but are extremely sick. I took a patient from theatre to a Covid ward and took up their last bed, although we still have some capacity on other wards. I don’t ever want to have to work up there - it was absolutely grim 🙁 I don’t really have the emotiona

I’m not normally one for conspiracy theories, but there's a brilliant documentary on BBC2 about Covid. Two Chinese scientists from the Wuhan research centre, where Trump suspects it was engineered, were due to get on Malaysian flight MH370. It is thought that they were involved in the development of the virus, and were intending to disperse it around in the USA. The intelligence services discovered their plans and deliberately downed the plane. But sadly neither of them actually got on the flight though. It’s really interesting. Have a look for it on iplayer. It’s called two wongs don't make a

Funny that, you usually miss it.

Making up complete shite off the back of that total wanker Tariq’s twaddle. He will then attack fans for being excited about a takeover he thinks is bullshit despite it being so real Ashley is bringing in legal help to try and push it through The bloke really is coming out of this terribly.

Everyone wants a pizza the action these days

FUCKING SENILE OLD BASTARD !!!! 🤡

He just comes across as either someone that knows fuck all about football, or a bloke who is deciding to do nothing but antagonize and troll the fanbase of the club he covers. Yes, football is a results business but performances do become an indicator over the long term, you can’t consistently expect to get by scoring fluky late goals like we have with one of the few shots we manage each game. It’s also total fucking dross to watch, and if you’re not successful i.e. winning things which Bruce isn’t going to be doing, it’s not going to go over well with a fan base. This is a W

I had my first Saturday night off for weeks last night. Woke up about 2am, had a bit cackle to myself thinking about how I’ve ruined all your days and went back to sleep 😁

Love football, really feeling positive about this season now. Bruce, tactical colossus.

Yes we’ve learned a lot from the first wave and it seems to be showing given current patient outcomes. No, we don’t have any more ventilators. The first time around we stopped all routine surgery and used the vents that would’ve been in those theatres but we’re currently still running routine surgery so they’re in use. And the elderly are still by far making up the greatest number of admissions although we are seeing younger patients presenting in greater numbers than last time. We’re still run into the ground and have large numbers of medical and nursing staff either testing positive themselv

Isn’t this “Photos from the North East”, as opposed to “Photos from North Yorkshire” ?

This needs to be stopped Pronto (Pizza next to the Shahe by Wansbeck Road Metro)

now the takeover makes sense - he's actually the twitter CEO

Has this bellend not taken over their club yet? How fucking long has this shit been going on now seriously. It's like an unbelievably shit version of our own takeover drama except with no money, no apparent reason for any delay and no chance of any progression of their club's stature no matter what happens. That beard is a crime against humanity though so they've fucking nailed the human rights abuses tangent. How are they doing this year anyway, I had the impression that they were looking better for going up than the last two tries.

“Ethically sourced” as if they’ve waited for the animal to drop dead & consulted its family.

History says not.

Meat pie, luxury jerky Come on William, buy these turkeys

I bet that line works with all the girls.

Can you ratchet that up a bit? They’re saying they can’t quite see that wind up attempt from the ISS

Though in fairness the evidence does point towards the accusation being accurate.

Totally agree with all of this. It's one thing to play so deep that the opposition can't get past you and are limited to shots from outside the box, but if you can't retain or do anything progressive with the ball when you do get it, you are eventually going to get caught out like we were yesterday and last week. Then you are just hoping for fluky goals. That isn't a way to set your team out, it isn't sustainable and it's awful to watch. Comparing it to the worst of it under Rafa doesn't wash either. When Rafa was finally allowed to sign the attacking players he wanted, he had us attackin

Is it the fact that he’s a bricklayer?

Aye, I love how the sun are spinning it as an EU ban. It’s nothing of the sort - you fuckers campaigned for this.

So is Shelvey picking the team? You have other options, Bruce, you fucking ham wallet

Yiz playin pool n yiz snookad, can yiz play the jump shot? ( hitting cue baal awwa anuntha baal te hit ya cullad baal)? Yes ah nah?

Ottmar Hitzfeld?

Get the fucking trot anti semites out and back where they belong - hawking Socialist Worker outside the Monument. Just heard a Corbyn defender, the appalling Kerry Anne Mendoza from Skwawkbox, on BBC blaming the whole anti Semitisim row on "pro Israel forces". I must be struggling - is this the famous English irony? Get in the fucking sea

Good news for J69

Thwarted once again by those meddling Jews.

Rock off, Tommy.

To be fair to Lukey Boy, he’s probably just dashed that tweet off so he doesn’t burn the chicken he’s got in the oven… and wine.

He’s just beyond an arrogant prick. “I had never heard of him before”, aye because some gimpy sports writer has detailed knowledge of anti-competition lawyers, what a fucking cretin. We can write this off eh Luke, the same way we should have wrote the Saudi bid off because you didn’t understand the Company House filings. Stick to writing useless articles about how a manager everyone has known is shit for over 15 years is actually class.

Also, if I’ve understood this Tariq fella correctly, Newcastle fans should be asking an owner (who never speaks to them) questions about non-specific bids / enquiries he’s meant to be ignoring that probably don’t even exist? Cheers. I’ll get right on that, mate. Meanwhile, Edwards, who cannot resist even the slightest opportunity to wind up Newcastle fans has received similar information about Ashley being unwilling to sell but hasn’t previously mentioned it. What an absolute fucking pile of shite that bloke comes out with

Has this Tariq been put up to ask the question by Mauriss?....when I see his name being bandied about I imagine he’s this gadge...

Have a look for it on iplayer. It’s called two wongs don't make a flight.

MF has a jerky shed

And that the fans were against his appointment from day one because of his sunlun connection and following on from Rafa was always going to be a near impossible task and that our expectations were way too high for a club that hasn’t won a trophy for over 50 years.Then Fat Heeded Sam will be next to be interviewed endorsing the bollocks he’s just said.

Or the same amount

Funny how it’s ok for him to argue we were unlucky against Man Utd but all of a sudden it’s a results-based business when it’s a more positive outcome

Well said, Luke Ewerkwards.

I loved his music.

How dare you imply KK was deadwood even second time around...