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We’re 4th. Heaton Stan are safe. We’ve already won a cup. The kids and my lass are away to Euro Disney with my parents while I babysit the dogs. I’ve just made a batch of madras. I’m off work tomorrow. I’m mildly tobleroned and enjoying a negroni. Chillax, lads. CL is almost in the bag and even if it’s not it’s still been the best season of my entire life whatever happens.

Following our unexpected outage the other day, and a few people saying they didn't know where to look for updates I thought I ought to update the OP here with where you can check if the board isn't working. Status Updates; For quick updates on what is happening check the patreon, you do not need to be a patron to see these posts; https://www.patreon.com/ToontasticNet Backup board; Discord, we're keeping this private so no invite link will be posted publicly, if you want access to this then DM any of the mods and we'll send the invite like directly to you. See Rayvins post here; Original Post; Sorry about that chaps, it seems some of our config got itself in a mess of its own accord and stuffed the board up for a while there! The folks who host our servers were very helpful and we're back online. I can't promise this won't happen again as I essentially had to restore the config from a week old backup but if it does I am much better equipped now to deal with it much more quickly. As you were.

Back in the saddle.

leeds premier league highlights 25/26

You’ll never ever beat Dan Burn’s knob, He’s from Blyth

We went for a full family holiday with my wife’s side in wales once. So, me and her, her parents, her two brothers with partners and 3 kids. On the third day I snuck off for a beer on my own to read my book at the pub, after pandering to every cunt for a weekend. 15 minutes later they all turned up, cos they fancied a drink.. So I drove back to the holiday home on my own and had a beer and read my book.

In a stunning turn of credit he spent his last day on earth deliberately ignoring JD vance, sending a cardinal to meet him and lecture him on compassion instead. Then he died. Brilliant, top Poping right there.

And we go live now to the Gemmill v Toonpack predictor head to head.

That's mint news. If I was a complete and utter penis, I'd quote Toonpack's post saying we wouldn't see him til next season, and claim it was a prediction that he'd got wrong, but I'm QUITE A BIT better than that, so I won't.

Not Quiff then?

Back at work yesterday and okay for the Ipswich game according to Waugh/Caulkin.

Google knows...

He's Poped his clogs.

I propose our back up is the comments section on a specific video on xhamster. No sign up required, everyone knows where to go, free and easy to drop when things are fixed. We should pick something unlikely to be removed for copyright claims or whatever, so I’d suggest German Housewife Gets Split in Two by Romanian Plumber. (1993).

He's been cast in a BBC reboot of a vintage sitcom

Wondering what cunt of a question she will have for Eddie in the next presser. So Eddie, this Pneumonia, how much has it affected your bromance barometer with Jason Tindall? Secondly, how much of the taxpayers money have you wasted in hospital or did you use the blood money from your saudi overlords to go private?

One of the absolewt classic moments from their history marra. A tackle in a match.

https://x.com/athletic_en/status/1915036714835300533?s=12&t=_JhUCoDPCaDM2qiBf831Jw Someone’s missing

Argentinian, bit radge, shit footballer - was he Daniel Cordone?

I’ll never forget that 94th minute winner he scored in front of the away end.

Andrew’s Mrs. goes away for a weekend trip with the girls and he blows the TT slush fund on hookers and blow. I’m surprised his wrists are strong enough to type never mind start a match thread. With that in mind, I’ll say that I expect us to treat the Tractor Boys like a dock-side brass and give them a nasty dry bumming.

I think we should let Dougle remember stuff more often, it's a wild ride.

FYP

FTPP.

Yeah that would have fooled us all

The worst thing of the many bad things about PSR is that it actively encourages clubs who aren’t part of the established CL lot to sell young talent they’ve developed

Did anybody expect Aussie Idea-less and his lads to do us a favour tonight? As someone mentioned earlier, this Spurs are Nuno and Forest's wet dream after a couple of defeats.

Anderson must be worth £35m+ after the season he's had. As opposed to £15m and a 3rd choice keeper. They got a steal

Burnley join Leeds in next seasons relegation spots. Yawn

and right on cue

Nowt worse that watching a frustrating game and not being able to check this place to read Wiki calling someone a cunt.

aston villa xg 59.7462 newcastle xg 0.0001

I can tread water in mine. It’s normal sized.

Eddie with his one functioning lung and high as fuck on antibiotics walking into Longbenton like Alex Murphy.

I explained that there's so many more people diagnosed these days because science is better at discovering problems. My wife has epilepsy, she almost certainly had childhood absence epilepsy which was put down to 'daydreaming' when she was young, we only know she did because our youngest daughter had it then a few years after that the missus had her first seizure and she was diagnosed for the adult version. He didn't disagree, argue or anything but I'm very, very sure I'll not have put a seed of doubt in the bloke's head.

Well thanks for spoiling the ending. That's what we all look for in the recommend me something to watch thread.

Sitting outside the Sol Bar Bowness having a “head of the family pint “ on my own (Leffe on draught) as my head is done in trying to organise the other 9 on where to eat ffs. Head gone.

It's 6.45pm here.

Couldn’t head a ball to save his life, though.

I'd have died the previous day if that was in my diary. 🙂

I was on their searching for a mention of what was going on, then trying to search the internet and getting lots of Toontastic cartoons stuff. Eventually found the Toontastic twitter feed and followed some members across to blue sky where I eventually got lost in a Eurovision thread and gave up