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Hi lads just a quick update about Master T we were allowed to visit him in the mental hospital at Ryhope yesterday it's the first time we've seen him in 6 days. He was allowed to go to the local Asda by himself yesterday morning for a few toiletries etc. We got there for one & we were able to take him for a run in the car. He fancied a KFC so we took him for one. Talking to him in the car it was apparent he was back to his normal self. He completed detox on Saturday & has been eating & sleeping well. It's been a massive eye opener for him I think, as he's seen some of the poor bugg

Got the first Pfizer jab today, second booked for 6 weeks time. The clinic ran like clockwork, huge throughput. I don't think the issue will be application, it will be one of supply. Hopefully they can sort that out. Now, I was just on my works PC and have to say what marvellous software Excel and Word are, they work seamlessly don't they? Think I will upgrade t Office 365 premium when I get home.

Scenes from the Fullwell end, circa 1985.

HOUSE!

Taking pictures of other peoples motors now, the hairy danger.

Formula One sponsor, potential football club owner, business entrepreneur, is there anything this man has not been a major success in talked bollocks about? The only thing he's achieved is having a beard worse than his patter, the hashtag loving clown.

That’s quite a range.

Another bright spark right here: Here's the thing. Yes, Leave lied; yes, the right-wing press faithfully parroted their lies; yes, social media algorithms fed people those lies; yes, the prevailing political conditions made it possible for those lies to take hold in the first place. But at some point, there's no escaping the fact that a lot of people are just fucking selfish and fucking stupid.

Which Redknapp did you think it was like, Louise?

Still, at least the incident has given us this

My sister painted this picture of David Bowie for my brothers Christmas present. Mad skills.

He's quickly leaving Pardew behind in the "God, I hate this cunt" stakes, and that's one hell of an achievement.

“You....there, yes you with the cone shaped head”

So do we think this is going to be the week when Mike Ashley can rightly say he is getting the hang of this football lark?

When I worked abroad I had an Aussie friend who decided that there should be an internationally recognised sign when you want the bill after a meal. She decided that making a C shape with her hand was the sign. She would do this after every meal out, every time, for the whole 5 years I knew her. No one had a fucking clue what she was doing- not the waiters, not her fellow diners, no one. That’s you, and this BUJ nonsense.

Much much lower, the people in prominent positions are either liars, evil, corrupt, or toadies. Most of them are combination of all of these things. Johnson, Gove, Raab, Patel, Sunak, Truss, Jenrick, Rees-Mogg, Shapps, Lewis, Francois, Braverman - I would never tire of punching every single one of these in the face. Then you have your walk on turns like Redwood, Duncan-Smith, Fabricant, Jenkins, that bloke who likes upskirting and that weird young bloke from Mansfield (who’s name escapes me). There are countless others who are as equally abhorrent. It blows my mind just h

i'd honestly take a punt on joey barton. if for no other reason than he might put some cigars out in ashley's eyes.

What they want is some tapas.

Echo what other have said, talking always helps. Even if it's just to strangers on a message board. Even if you type it all out and throw it into the void. I've dealt with anxiety and depression* for 20yrs and through everything, the one thing that's helped most, (more than breathing exercises, good diet, getting outside, etc. ) is talking. I've been really struggling during the lockdown, but talking about what I'm feeling, admitting the frankly terrifying thoughts that I've endured, is the thing that helps the most. *and during my latest assessment signs of OC

Free speech stops when fascism starts. If Trump hadn’t incited his followers to try to overturn a free and fair election I doubt we would be seeing this reaction from Big Tech.

Christ, whenever she hears it now, it must send her west. PTSD in the bread aisle in Tesco.

Steve: "Fantastic effort today from the lads against a very tough opposition that noone gave us a chance of beating, especially me. Now we just have to pick ourselves up, dust ourselves off and pick ourselves up to prepare for the next match against a very tough opposition."

Aye but if you ever wanted an insight into the sort of man he is then that’s the only article you’ll need to read.

Brucey going postal will get most of the headlines but this little beauty snuck out today:

'Good luck, Marra! Friends for life and fust bond with another sport after having a speshal relashunships with 43 other football clubs who all hate the mags as well.'

He’s off his fucking rocker like. If he’d actually led the life he claims to have had up to now he’d be a pretty well known name, for good reasons I mean not known for being a little doilem on twitter.

Yes. Even I wouldn’t. Fist might though..

He got me a pint once and I swear the barmaid had a small puddle by her feet such was the charm and charisma he exudes from his dulcet tones. Like a mixture of Peter Bowles and Leslie Phillips.

https://www.twitter.com/champnella/status/1349502919180095488

Fuck me. It’s like having David bastard Dimbleby on the fuckin board

Chaser

Luke Edwards’ latest article is a belter. Rashford is spending too much time trying to get free meals into the mouths of poor children and his game is suffering apparently. Never has a bloke needed to learn when to shut the fuck up.

That’s suspiciously close to my actual location.

I once had a Chinese, in Avignon, in august. They served hot sake at the end, which, when you drank it, revealed a photo in the bottom of the cup of a chinese lass splitting her difference. Authentic as fuck.

Was thinking that myself Dave...bone idle fuckers sat at home watching daytime TV...

Apparently the lad behind her had a crush on her.

#Things

I’ve just had to break the news that there’ll be no chicken dippers for tea. Wife’s in tears, thanks @Ant

Maybe he'll accept some damaged cans of Rich Energy instead of cash?

Apparently that bookshelf is a sheet you can buy online.