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  1. 12 points
  2. Keyth: "Alright marras, I'm Keyth, FTM?" Everyone: "Alright Keyth, FTM" Keyth: "I like to make unbelievable yet still somehow dull stories up about the mags anaarl..... God it feyls grayat getting it off me chest." Chair Marra: "dinna worry about it Keyth, wa'al bullshitters ere at massive lads fans and massive tales anonymous, like."
    11 points
  3. 'wewww, what wa mwain fwing is, wor weddie is not happwie' 'MAM! I've towld yow, when the wed light is on, imw wecording, but was, can I pwease have alwphabettie spwagetthi'
    11 points
  4. Lass with ADHD: "We decided against the move in the end, my ADHD has calmed down a bit and it is a bit of an upheaval what with...." Door opens: "How do? Wykiki, here! I say what I like and I like what I say! ADHD did I hear you say? Sounds like a shit rock tribute band, luv!" Lass with ADHD: [phones partner] "What time's the next flight, darling?"
    11 points
  5. Mental to me that some randoms from shite leagues are more exciting to some people than proven premier league players. We have seen what Howe does with run of the mill premier league players (like Burn) he turns them into international players. Are all of our first 11 internationals now? Apart from Murphy who should be. We have the best manager in the league at developing players. He has targets that he thinks he can develop. We should give him the grace the buy the players he wants and develop them.
    11 points
  6. You joined in October 2023
    11 points
  7. So, my great uncle (who I've talked about on here before) who was missing/KIA in 1915 will be laid to rest, with full military honours etc. In September on the 110th anniversary of the battle/his death. I will be there. Just been on the phone with BBC Scotland who are looking at covering the discovery, identification and ceremony as a documentary and they want to film with me and the artefacts (letters) we have. Yikes Toonpack on TV 😂
    10 points
  8. Had a lump in my tit. Had to go to the breast cancer clinic to get it checked out. Thankfully it was nothing and the doctor reckoned it's probably off eating too much fake protein in shakes/bars/yoghurts. The experience at the clinic was probably the most emasculating of my life though. A young lass had to squeeze my pec (moob) into a breast scanner, then I had to sit in a waiting room full of elderly women for 2 hours staring at a wall and getting side eyed, before the doctor asked to examine my balls in case I had a lump there too. Drove myself home after and didn't even put the radio on. Just sat in silence feeling violated. FML
    10 points
  9. Reminds him of the time he made that story up 👍🏻
    10 points
  10. They must've misplaced mine and TBD's invite?
    9 points
  11. You can’t knock his choice of best man.
    9 points
  12. Watching that Olivia Rodridgo lass with my now teenage daughter. "At least she's easy on the eye" I say. "Paedo" says she. FML I feel old.
    9 points
  13. I've said it before and I'll say it again. PSR is the VAR of the transfer window. In principle its a good idea, and if it was executed well (and fairly) it would make things better, but as it is it doesn't and any chat around it is diabolically boring.
    9 points
  14. Was that you, I was sitting in the garden with our lass and commented how we very rarely hear crickets around here.
    9 points
  15. You've been away too long, it's wykiki, the happy-go-lucky Yurkshure Mag.
    9 points
  16. Gemmill on his 'break' after his first experience of his medicinal cannabis.
    9 points
  17. Who's this druggie cunt ?
    9 points
  18. The singing Detective is actually being remade for the 2020s....
    8 points
  19. Should've made the lass white for extra gammon kick off motivation.
    8 points
  20. absolutely fuck all happening in here again. so, I give you this masterpiece, getting on for 50 year old, blew me away when I was kid and responsible for an ongoing love of electronic music...
    8 points
  21. Boris Yeltsin, Arthur Askey, Mike Neville and Mikhail Gorbachev joining Wraith is quite the line up
    8 points
  22. Mate you can still go and watch your beloved Villa Women's team. They've just got a new daddy now.
    8 points
  23. I feel like Mbuemo was, but as soon as he publicly said he wanted man u and 250k a week we just went "fuck that" and moved on. Given our wage structure I am perfectly happy with that, as much as I rate him.
    8 points
  24. I had ball cancer the first time so half of Salford and Manchester have seen my cock and balls during inspections. I really didn’t enjoy a doctor bringing in two what looked to me teenage girls, who were apparently trainee doctors. If they have to learn I suppose it best be on the smallest cock in town so they can get used to it.
    8 points
  25. For those outside the region struggling to understand, “Geordie boys taking the piss. We fucking are ⚫️⚪️” translates as “ Dear Eddie Bring me back please”.
    8 points
  26. It's one of those Dutch auctions you used to see on those shopping channels, wor MBS is lowering the price by 500k every 30 mins
    8 points
  27. 8 points
  28. "Tak that, Magimus Saudeyus Ponteylandinium!..... Oh, wait, sorry marra, thought ya warra mag! Do yay hate the mags anaarrl? FTM."
    8 points
  29. THERES NO TRANSFERS TO TALK ABOUT WTF DO YOU WANT TO FUCKING TALK ABOUT???!! 😫😫😫😫
    8 points
  30. and no I WONT be cropping that image properly
    8 points
  31. Sounds to me like they’re trying to get one over on the new lad at work. Did you manage to find the tartan paint they sent you out to get?
    8 points
  32. Aye, exactly. During the halcyon days of Dan Ashworth. Back when people had transfers to talk about in the transfer thread. It's depressing reading posts from pensioners talking about the music of their youth tbh.
    8 points
  33. No John Macnamee? Here he is chinning Jack Charlton and then about to chin Bremner. ( he’s already sparked the keeper )
    8 points
  34. 7 points
  35. You're that "my question is more of an observation" guy from fan convention Q&As, except with you it's "my question is more of a CUNTS"
    7 points
  36. Were we ever actually credibly reported as being after cunha? Mbuemo still plays for Brentford tbf, he's gone nowhere yet. Though it seems we've moved on. Delap had most of the league after him because that release clause was buttons and he went where he'd be first choice. I get where you're coming from KD but Im just not at panic stations yet. Our best business has never been public and I feel like a lot of our fans who are panicking just aren't quite used to us being linked with anyone moving yet since Ashley left.
    7 points
  37. This bollocks makes it seem like they've sold themselves short at £200m. We were sold for £305m 4 years ago and it took Ashley a while to get a buyer. We're a club with over 100 years of history, one of the highest attendances in the country and huge international recognition - not to go all SMB but I've had people call out/comment positively on a Newcastle shirt in New York, Hawaii, South Africa, Italy, Sydney, Melbourne (and call out and comment negatively in London). I'm genuinely happy that women's football support, viewership and participation has had massive increases in the last 5 years but the reality is that it will always be a vastly inferior product as far as the game play is concerned. These sort of stunts to fund the main event only serve to make a mockery of the progress that has been made.
    7 points
  38. Posts 400 of the 400th thread on "Mag tops"
    7 points
  39. When I had the finger up the arse just before Christmas, he kept pressing really hard and going "and that doesn't hurt?"...... "errr no, I mean it's not nice but it doesn't hurt" which he just seemed to take as a personal insult and tried again "..... That's not hurting?!" As close to being finger fucked as I've ever been.
    7 points
  40. Looks like Pope meant to post that on Wilsons page?
    7 points
  41. Schrodinger’s mackems. Where you’re simultaneously a ‘massive’ club with global recognition whilst being utterly obsessed with how you’re perceived in relation to your rivals (as per that thread) and are a stepping stone for promising youngsters
    7 points
  42. "Ah definitely recognise this, marra. It's a globe of the earth. 99.5% of it is Durham, the rest is mag territory."
    7 points
  43. I enjoyed the Geordie Journos episode where one of them branded Romano "a tit".
    7 points
  44. "Nearly at the top, marra! FTM!" "FTM! Ah bet the Mags couldn't climb up Penshaw monument like us? Gerrin!"
    7 points
  45. This Year 8 school band playing the stage at the Hunstanton summer festival at the weekend introduced their cover of Summer of '69 with the words "here's one your parents or grandparents might know". Cheeky fuckers.
    7 points
  46. Was that article before the £45mil bid was rejected for Elanga or after? I remember back in the summer of 69, around the time I got my first real six-string, players didn't sell for anywhere near the amount they're going for these days. Moneys gone mental these days, really miss the vibe back then, evenings at the drive-in, playing in a band, those were the best days of my life.
    7 points
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