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'But jaysus, we don't even have a table and chair' 'Sure nip back to the 1980's and grab one from the local primary school'

It’s absolutely disgusting that you can just try and buy success like this.

Paqueta a done deal? If he signs can we call him Tudor?

At my Dad’s funeral, because we followed the rules in place at the time, we were allowed 15 people inside for the service. That meant that not all of his family could attend- some of his elder grandchildren volunteered to stay outside so that the younger ones could attend. I was full of admiration for them then, but I’m fucking raging now, because we were played.… us and hundreds of thousands of other families who had to make the same incredibly hard decisions, and those who weren’t allowed to be present with their loved ones in their last moments. My dad refused to go in to hospital at the end for that very reason - he didn’t want to die alone. It came at a cost, as his last days were, frankly, fucking horrendous, but he had his family with him when he went. I know Renton wasn’t able to be with his sister when she passed away, because he followed the rules like the rest of us, as hard as that was to do. The fact Johnson hasn’t got the fucking honour or courage to stand down from his position now that he’s been exposed is no surprise at all, but it doesn’t stop my incandescent anger at him and his sycophantic cronies- I’ll never forget this, and I sincerely hope nobody else who was made a mug by him does either. I wish only the worst of everything for him.

No, we still think it and you are bad you bacon munching melt.

Is today the day that CT gets the hang of this offside lark? No. No it isn’t.

Remember those 2-3 weeks post takeover he remained where the pundits were all adamant that he deserved a chance, and then when they decided it was obvious the owners would replace him they began to say it was a hugely disrespectful to have Bruce do his job while the owners figured things out . It simply wasn’t fair to Bruce as it was embarrassing him having to do what he was paid for (or pretend he was doing what he was paid for) when everyone knew it was temporary. The fucking mental gymnastics the pundits leap through to support this shambles of a bloke. It’s always also worth noting he was an even bigger disgrace post takeover iirc, they trained (somehow) less than before the takeover and he just completely gave up on the games he managed. He’s a fucking disgrace tbh, I’m still shocked West Brom hired him.

“Should we do the photo for the contract signing inside?” ”ah, get the table on the pitch, it’s a lovely day to be sure to be sure”

Botman has a funnier name than Carlos so would prefer him, having seen neither of them play

*CT driving along in his taxi* 'Oh, that looks like a real life hack'. What an absolute tramp.

I feel like I’ve been digitally kneecapped by the bastard love child of Gloria Hunniford and Martin McGuinness

#léBampe #PommeFritesFromage #Hawheehaw #F1 #Mbappe #hashtagmagnifique

Here you go PaddockLad, save you searching.

Can we take a moment to discuss PL’s vendetta against Eddie Howe?

( it’s even funnier when you click on the link ).

I am so sorry. Portuguese is so similar to spanish that I was sure that the translation was not necessary for the Spaniards... Without realizing that you do not speak Spanish. 😂

A bloke my best mate works with is a Scouser (and a prick) who has been trying to get to the final. He had two flights cancelled out of Bristol, so spent 10 hours in the airport and got pissed then threw his toys out of the pram with airport staff and got chucked out of the airport. He’s got another flight from Heathrow and while he is waiting to take off he got a call from his hotel saying they have cancelled his booking because he never checked in on time. He doesn’t have a ticket and it couldn’t have happened to a nicer bloke, three of us who know him have just been sending voice notes laughing at him since yesterday.

Aye I think CT might have modelled his garden on the hillbilly shooting thing they used to have at Metroland.

Whee’s trees are theyse trees???

Gloomy hoverboarding down the train through the Millwall lads

Did not know Roeder was double jointed mind.

I'm assuming this never happened, then?

FYP

You mean Alex Neil? The man that PADDOCK LAD thinks is better than our own Eddie Howe?

Was it Deadman who used the term ‘cunterhead’ or was that someone else?

FYP

He's been spotted in the local branch of Aliments pour Hérons.

well I for one am glad he was NAMED and SHAMED. Keep up the good work

ewerk is rumored to be getting a mention In the Queen’s Jubilee honours list for “services to shithousery” ….

"Mackems won the play offs, I see? Get onto Dawn 'Dawney' Thewlis at Look North and make sure any coverage is minimal. We'll have them calling it Look Newcastle before the programme has even finished. Any questions just tell them it's the Cabal and that will nip that in the bud."

Mods, IP check

HAVE THE FUCKIN YAM YAM CUNTS SEEN THIS? HAVE THEY EVEN GOT A @Diego21???

He has played without a brain for more than two decades tbf

Now that the season was over, Barnes was ready for the interview. The Mail had been canny to him over the years, supportive when many were not and always happy to courier round the reddies. 8 grand this time, not as much as when he was in the Prem, but still this would sort out the repairs to the waterbed and renew the cheese subscription.

His own son went looking for fights on Twitter ffs. The ‘abuse’ claims were bollocks at the time and still are. He’ll have copped a bit but he got off lightly as we’ve mentioned as the stadiums were empty. And the pressure of the job impacting family etc comes with the territory. It always has. If he was that bothered he’d pack in, given he’s made fucking fortunes whilst stealing a living. First chance he got he was in another job

Just a gentle reminder regarding Ellwood

No offence, CT

The damage is already done. 5 years out the top flight and 4 of them in league 1. No parachute payments, nowt in the bank, owners not willing / able to spend enough to get the out the division. Another season of William Storey pretending to be about to bid for them beckons.

40,000 seats ✅ Financed with blood money ✅ Built from shipping containers for extra heritage points ✅ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stadium_974

aaaaand that’s a title update -

Isn’t it great when all the matches take place at the same time? I know we’ll never get back to that happening often but it would be nice if they could find a way to make it happen at least a couple of other times during the season