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What does? Losing to Blackpool or just generally bottling it when automatic promotion looked to be on the cards?

Are you moving because you want more space Ant?

Fish has been dreaming big dreams during lockdown apparently....

Congrats on the new job @essembeeofsunderland

If you look at Bruce's lifetime PL points average it's 1.13 points per game. This season we're averaging 1.03 points. For all his fucking arrogance and huffiness and his attitude with the press, there really is no upside from here. He hasn't been unfortunate or anything like that. This is Steve Bruce performing almost exactly in line with expectations. Yesterday was the first match I've watched in ages, and I only put it on cos my in-laws finally got over their Covid fears (now that they're days away from their second vaccination) and decided to come and camp in my li

Fair play to Steve Bruce, credit where credit is due. Sending the lads out and praying we’re still in the game by the time he can send on ASM has worked perfectly.

Must not watch

You all should have used a condom. Miles cheaper

'Immanent Announcement Monthly'

Got a half day with him tomorrow, then done thank Christ. Told me he has a photographic memory this afternoon, which is weird because I saw him forgot his laptop password twice with my own eyes

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I just imagine Masters crawling under a desk somewhere in the offices the arbitration is being held only to find Charnley there “I’m sorry Richard, I just like to get away sometimes, It’s really any time I have to make a decision really I just hide under here. That Bruce is doing a shocking job I just really have been hoping he quits for the last few month so I wouldn’t have to do anything” “Tell me about it Lee, this whole Saudi kerfuffle put me in a right fluffery buffery, I had that Levy and the Americans from Liverpool telling me I needed to reject it but I just couldn’t make a decision so

They were looking for a way to say no, at least that's certainly what it looks like.

Aye, they're the ones who are obssessed.

What I wouldn't give to be sitting in a nice beer garden right now in 5c weather with a lovely pint of guinness.

Three points and home in time for a Sunday roast and a bit of Bullseye on Challenge. Days don’t get much better than this.

Breaking out the Brannigans Lamb and Fucking Mint!

If it stays this way it will be 6 in a row according to Brucey’s calculations.

Sounds like you might have done some damage to yourself thinking about this neighbour. 👀

Well we haven’t learnt WHY he was bitten three times, have we? Probably dangling a bit of steak in front of the poor dog’s chops. ”Bet you haven’t seen one of these before have you, you mackem bastard?! Wheeze steyuk is this, haha! Eh you mackem mutt?! Arggh the fucking dog’s bit me, it’s radge!”

It's the "Mad Mistake" bit that got me. wouldn't be all that surprised if it's his actual birth name.

Fist Jnr. saw two of them, and laughed his cock off, the little bastard.

stop holding back, tell us how you really feel. you're in a safe space <group hug>

richard masters man, he's a smarmy, greasy, lying tory cunt. a sort of rees-mogg of the football world. but then throughout the ashley era, with the notable exceptions of keegan, benitez and a few of the players, just about everyone employed by the club at high level and indeed those who've felt the need to get themselves directly involved are utter cunts. from the fat lad himself, through charnley, bishop, wise, llambias, jiminez, justin barnes, pardew, bruce, richard keys, rio ferdinand, tim sherwood, luke edwards, robbie fucking savage etc etc. it's like some kind of obscene,

The lunatics are in full flow on twitter. They’ll never learn.

Equally disgraceful is that a significant portion of our population clearly don’t give a fuck. I’m alright Jack, so fuck you… until it happens to them, which it will.

Gandafted YP

That poor dog is going to be from a broken home.

& the fact that there's probably half a dozen other Premier League teams who don't want a club financed by unlimited funds. Obvs.

Thanks for reading.

Holy shit. It worked. Thanks Ant.

Furlough finishing is it? (Sorry, I mean, takeover on again?)

It’s been the longest closing down sale ever anyway.

Nice to see Willy the Tramp is an environmentalist though, as he’s recycled two of his Wolf Jerky team and reused them in Wolf Data Team. ( the guy above left is below right, and above 2nd left is far left below, with added proto-tramp chin garnish in the above)

I left myself wide open for that 😏

Ah yes, Ikea's trusty HØÖPBÅNDIT range

He’s such an arrogant fucking cunt. We’re 4th bottom ffs. Fulham have won five games all season and we're still in a position where they could conceivably send us down by beating us in the last match. Not to mention his thinking we’ve won two in a row even though that’s our first league victory in over two months

Chief Vicar Justin Welby came out with this, straight-faced, today. “Prince Philip showed a remarkable willingness to take the hand he was dealt in life…” Fuck me rigid.

‘What an inspired substitution, Roy’. Aye, bringing on the team’s best player was a decision right out of left field.

You get a little leaflet about that now, and they ask if you've got any questions about the risks, to which my response was "Lady, do I LOOK like a man who needs to worry about blood clots? Let's get this party started."

I wouldn't waste any more money on sports stuff, mate. Comics and Doritos, that's what you need to budget for.