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Gove is the first to move. Off to the Ministry of Sound apparently.

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A truly 'heartfelt message'.

I couldn't remember if joey Barton was still manager there so looked it up. Simon Grayson now is!

I just don’t even see the point, does he genuinely do anything with training? I honestly find it fairly unlikely the lazy cunt does much and instead just delegates it to everyone else while sleeping his hangover off in his office. We have this fucking loser in charge, and Mike Ashley as owner with zero sign either will be gone anytime soon. What’s the fucking point. Btw I honestly think Bruce is the most I’ve disliked a Newcastle manager, just an absolute chancing cunt to the bone.

".....and several banning orders from Heron Foods!"

“ … and now I’ve got £561.00! “

12 cans for £20 or 24 for £10

Craig Hope clearly has it in for Bruce. And I'm all for it

Let's get tough. The time for talking is over. Call it extreme if you like, but I propose we hit it hard and hit it fast with a major and I mean major leaflet campaign

Apparently when Keane threw the ball of Shearer, Shearer said “would you like me to sign that for you son?”

‘A defence of Fred West: Not as bad as Harold Shipman’.

Wonder if they still play the Captain Pugwash music when they score?

Where might this establishment be exactly...?

Bruce there following the British Managers Lunch Club manual for getting a pay off. 1. Put in no effort 2. Achieve dismal results 3. Turn on the media 4. Blame those above you And if all else fails 5. Turn on the players

“ Faat Bastard! “

What Billy thinks Shakespeare looked like.

#Literature

I view most of his posts as clickbait, like the written equivalent of talksport. I might be giving him too much credit, as the alternative view is that he’s a thick cunt who posts bullshit.

Is he mates with MVB?

I went to Rudding Park last year for a night's stay (over priced pompus cunts, don't bother). David Jason was staying there and was holding court at the dinner table with loads of cunts wanking at every word he said. I did a Boycie laugh as I walked past and he looked fucking fuming I'll never forgive him for refusing to give me an autograph whilst filming Frost near me the cunt. 'Too tired' Apparently.

Only Fools and Corpses more like, etc

At least Brucey is doing a better job than this Potter bloke…

‘Shockwaves’.

Two points after five matches. We wouldn’t be any worse off if we had Paul Wyn as manager (which I’m a big fan of btw).

Limitations of the Spectrum colour palette right there. On my superior Amstrad CPC he was [checks notes] erm, maroon.

I constantly worry about how I'll get by when I lose my job, will my pension be enough combined with my state pension and will they up the age again etc. This fucker is clearly not enjoying it, has surely built up a very comfortable nest egg already and could quite easily call it a day after a working life in football. Pride or greed? Bit of pride I'd guess, (emphasis on 'bit') but has to be sheer greed? (Unless he'll owe Ashley money if he breaks his contract, nobody's paying a compensation fee for him, let's face it).

He wants better players, he’s fighting with the fans, the players and now the higher-ups. The media can’t stand him and are picking holes in his press conferences on a daily basis and every 90 minutes is an exercise in futility and helplessness as he watches the opposition tear his flimsy game plan to shreds. All of this could be solved if he just walked away. Shame he’s such a greedy fat, money hoarding cunt

#cartoon #yellow #funny

Campaign for the Laceration and Immolation of Tubby Owners and their Relocation Into Space

It's a 28mm brass compression ring iyam, fuckin plumber threw it into the field for the daft twat to find

Music? Completed it mate.

Don't worry, he'll only end up flying to Norfolk Island anyway.

20 years since this.

Time we all started blaming Renton for Covid. That's why he left the NHS, to try and cover his tracks.

Did he search through the list of current PL managers outside of the promoted teams to find a bloke with a lower win % than Bruce in their current role? If he watches the football Brighton play he might understand why Potter gets praised and Bruce gets slated tbh, it’s not looking like Bruce’s 1.2% better win percentage (in his current role, Bruce’s PL win % overall is like 7% less than Potters) will remain that for long does it. Bruce is a fucking loser, a dinosaur, and isn’t improving. He’s comparing that shitter to a young coach finding his feet, could Potter end up being shite? O

Well it wouldn't be much of a conspiracy if they just told you the truth. As a Jew you should know that.

You would say that.

He pays for it. 🍆

Would love to see Alex making a 6 part Netflix series about it. Sitting in the production meeting, absolutely adamant that a full hour has to be spent on drugs and house music.

I bet he forgot she was alive until he found out she was dead

Reading the last few pages I now know how it feels to be stuck in a care home.

He may as well said deluded Geordies.

Lost my gold ring when I was out walking the dog. Gutted

I do find it sort of funny that "oh hes not the worst manager in the league" can be considered a defence of the bloke.

that finishing touch made it all the funnier