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  1. Gove is the first to move. Off to the Ministry of Sound apparently.
    9 points
  2. Just gone behind in the polls? Still too recently married? Still too recently had a baby? No major football/rugby tournament where you can wear the teams shirt with your name on over your suit at the minute? Then try Matricide-R-us.com! For just £1m you get our specially skilled operatives to take out your dear old mater in a quick and painless procedure saving her from her suffering of being your mother and old age. Our operatives are highly experienced and may or may not have worked with russian intelligence agencies and can help swing those opinion polls back with the nation's
    8 points
  3. I couldn't remember if joey Barton was still manager there so looked it up. Simon Grayson now is!
    7 points
  4. I just don’t even see the point, does he genuinely do anything with training? I honestly find it fairly unlikely the lazy cunt does much and instead just delegates it to everyone else while sleeping his hangover off in his office. We have this fucking loser in charge, and Mike Ashley as owner with zero sign either will be gone anytime soon. What’s the fucking point. Btw I honestly think Bruce is the most I’ve disliked a Newcastle manager, just an absolute chancing cunt to the bone.
    7 points
  5. ".....and several banning orders from Heron Foods!"
    7 points
  6. “ … and now I’ve got £561.00! “
    7 points
  7. 12 cans for £20 or 24 for £10
    7 points
  8. Craig Hope clearly has it in for Bruce. And I'm all for it
    6 points
  9. Let's get tough. The time for talking is over. Call it extreme if you like, but I propose we hit it hard and hit it fast with a major and I mean major leaflet campaign
    6 points
  10. Apparently when Keane threw the ball of Shearer, Shearer said “would you like me to sign that for you son?”
    6 points
  11. ‘A defence of Fred West: Not as bad as Harold Shipman’.
    6 points
  12. Wonder if they still play the Captain Pugwash music when they score?
    5 points
  13. Where might this establishment be exactly...?
    5 points
  14. Bruce there following the British Managers Lunch Club manual for getting a pay off. 1. Put in no effort 2. Achieve dismal results 3. Turn on the media 4. Blame those above you And if all else fails 5. Turn on the players
    5 points
  15. 5 points
  16. What Billy thinks Shakespeare looked like.
    5 points
  17. I view most of his posts as clickbait, like the written equivalent of talksport. I might be giving him too much credit, as the alternative view is that he’s a thick cunt who posts bullshit.
    5 points
  18. Is he mates with MVB?
    4 points
  19. I went to Rudding Park last year for a night's stay (over priced pompus cunts, don't bother). David Jason was staying there and was holding court at the dinner table with loads of cunts wanking at every word he said. I did a Boycie laugh as I walked past and he looked fucking fuming I'll never forgive him for refusing to give me an autograph whilst filming Frost near me the cunt. 'Too tired' Apparently.
    4 points
  20. Only Fools and Corpses more like, etc
    4 points
  21. At least Brucey is doing a better job than this Potter bloke…
    4 points
  22. Two points after five matches. We wouldn’t be any worse off if we had Paul Wyn as manager (which I’m a big fan of btw).
    4 points
  23. Limitations of the Spectrum colour palette right there. On my superior Amstrad CPC he was [checks notes] erm, maroon.
    4 points
  24. I constantly worry about how I'll get by when I lose my job, will my pension be enough combined with my state pension and will they up the age again etc. This fucker is clearly not enjoying it, has surely built up a very comfortable nest egg already and could quite easily call it a day after a working life in football. Pride or greed? Bit of pride I'd guess, (emphasis on 'bit') but has to be sheer greed? (Unless he'll owe Ashley money if he breaks his contract, nobody's paying a compensation fee for him, let's face it).
    4 points
  25. He wants better players, he’s fighting with the fans, the players and now the higher-ups. The media can’t stand him and are picking holes in his press conferences on a daily basis and every 90 minutes is an exercise in futility and helplessness as he watches the opposition tear his flimsy game plan to shreds. All of this could be solved if he just walked away. Shame he’s such a greedy fat, money hoarding cunt
    4 points
  26. 4 points
  27. Campaign for the Laceration and Immolation of Tubby Owners and their Relocation Into Space
    4 points
  28. It's a 28mm brass compression ring iyam, fuckin plumber threw it into the field for the daft twat to find
    4 points
  29. 4 points
  30. Don't worry, he'll only end up flying to Norfolk Island anyway.
    4 points
  31. Time we all started blaming Renton for Covid. That's why he left the NHS, to try and cover his tracks.
    4 points
  32. Did he search through the list of current PL managers outside of the promoted teams to find a bloke with a lower win % than Bruce in their current role? If he watches the football Brighton play he might understand why Potter gets praised and Bruce gets slated tbh, it’s not looking like Bruce’s 1.2% better win percentage (in his current role, Bruce’s PL win % overall is like 7% less than Potters) will remain that for long does it. Bruce is a fucking loser, a dinosaur, and isn’t improving. He’s comparing that shitter to a young coach finding his feet, could Potter end up being shite? O
    4 points
  33. Well it wouldn't be much of a conspiracy if they just told you the truth. As a Jew you should know that.
    4 points
  34. 4 points
  35. 4 points
  36. Would love to see Alex making a 6 part Netflix series about it. Sitting in the production meeting, absolutely adamant that a full hour has to be spent on drugs and house music.
    4 points
  37. I bet he forgot she was alive until he found out she was dead
    4 points
  38. Reading the last few pages I now know how it feels to be stuck in a care home.
    3 points
  39. He may as well said deluded Geordies.
    3 points
  40. Lost my gold ring when I was out walking the dog. Gutted
    3 points
  41. I do find it sort of funny that "oh hes not the worst manager in the league" can be considered a defence of the bloke.
    3 points
  42. that finishing touch made it all the funnier
    3 points
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