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You’d think she’d have learned her lesson after the first train

I'll remind you of this FRIVOLITY when we're leaking goals like a fucking sieve next season.

Certainly does

Ironic that the most famous baked goods advert ever is on a street originally built by some royal lad who burnt cakes.

I doubt I’ll find it.

I don't say this lightly, but I genuinely think you need to find someone to cut out that last bit of your frontal lobe that the last guy clearly missed.

Fantastic start to last season but petered off. I’m not entirely sure he’s an Eddie Howe player when it comes to work rate (basically the bandana gives me PTSD).

About half a woman’s team I‘d guess.

It's a story as old as time, and it's often the folk who are largely completely insulated from the supposed socio-economic issues from immigrant populations they've been told to fear that are the most vocal in their objection. I'll forever remember being being on a bus in fairly rural central Scotland some 25 years ago when two fairly young (white) women got on with bus passes and started talking quietly in a language that was quite clearly not English and some lone pensioner completely lost her shit and confronted them, shaking with rage screaming the same anti-immigration tropes that are still doing the rounds today. Coming over here, getting everything handed to them. Not even bothering to learn the language. My grandson can't get a house or a job because of you and your kind, fuck off back to Poland. Not that it should even matter where they were from or what language they were speaking but it turned out the two women that were the victims of her vehement outburst were native Gaelic speakers from somewhere near Stornoway. Bigots don't really need much encouragement to reveal themselves, just give them some goalposts and the suggestion they're on the "deserving" side and you can make them anyone for their own problems.

Turns out that the CB priority was more of Mitchell/virgin/nerd type thing. Checks out.

this swedish cunt not signed yet?

Righto Lex Luthor.

£50-60m is the going rate for an attacking player who can score goals in the PL. Mbuemo, Cunha, Pedro etc. Hes young, proven and is bessie mates with Isak and Osula. I think he's the perfect long term replacement for Murphy. Trafford next, a CB, a Wilson replacement and Harvey Elliott to replace Willock/Longstaff and we are cooking!

Covfefe!

One of the fan channels is streaming live on the headline ELANGA BID ACCEPTED! and then having to clarify that "I'm just so pleased to be able to bring you the news that the bid is on the verge of being accepted" These shameless twats. "I'm live streaming Craig Hope's headline. I don't have anything more than what you've already read yourselves, but give me your clicks anyway."

Nein

This one?

Texting the Forest sporting director with one hand and moistening mrs Howe with the other. What a man.

JFK got shot as well .

I think we could take a brake from the jokes here, getting pretty tiresome. If the poor lad's lass read them it could rubber the wrong way.

Fair play to them letting the model wear a hoodie and cutting out his face to hide his identity.

I‘m actually really not arsed about the transfer window. I started supporting Newcastle about 30 years ago and for the most part it was worrying about the next season and if things were going to be worse. Last season was the most amazing experience for me as a football fan taking in mind I celebrated two world cups and one European Championship with Germany (I was not really into 1980). I am pretty sure something will happen until the end of August. We might miss some targets but will end up with other players Eddie will make to be great. Instead of worrying about signing or missing out of some players I do rather wait on who we will play next season and what opportunities might arise to get a ticket. I am more pissed off with some random foreign fans getting to take part in adverts considering the pain I suffered for three decades. All will be well. Or not. I will still die having seen Newcastle lifting a cup. I am happy, I enjoy supporting Newcastle. Something that was difficult for quite a long time.

But they’re the trendiest club in the Premier League so it will be an instant classic.

Is that the Reform UK Ltd lad?

I sat in a cafe there this morning and there was a table full of barely alive 80 somethings being patronised into being publicly racist by an enormous jowly loud mouthed Essex cunt who was maybe in his early 70s .. probably been a Tory since he was eating rusks but is now undoubtedly the local Reform UK LTD organiser. He said he'd been at uni in Edinburgh and he could understand the locals there but not those further west which is because he loudly divulged that he lived n fucking Morningside which is like living in fucking Belgravia 😑 They were all complaining about being overrun with foreigners, I was there all morning, drove into cosmopolitan Bournemouth this afternoon and it was only then I saw someone who wasn't whiter than a fuckin polar bear .. there is no doubt that some areas of the UK are experiencing huge problems due to immigration. Dorset isn't one of them and never fuckin will be... I remember your visit to rural Dorset, still a fairly magical place as can be seen in the pic and although not tourist free it's not anywhere near like Devon & Cornwall . I advised you to visit the next valley to the Piddle to observe this magnificent edifice:

I thought he was funny as toothache, personally. (Mike Myers, not TP).

next time keith.... buy 4 remoulds and drive faster.

Get yer sou’wester on, she wants to call in to Peover on the way back.

Let me guess- he’s from Wideopen?

Tell there's only room for one clit hero this weekend.

Me and Mrs. F. are having a filthy weekend away at Fingringhoe. We might stop at Clitheroe on the way.

Soz. I feel a bit deflated now, tbh.

That looks class. It'll be full of Tory cunts, but a lovely place. I had a week down there, staying at an Airbnb in Piddlehinton. Fucking Piddlehinton!

alreet, toonpack

Tbf the whole joke of the series was that the jokes and behaviours were dated back then, so it’s probably fine

Rumours going round that he was tyred of life.

Who gives a fuck

My lass won’t have them on, prefers the dub. Yet another reason that no court would convict me

In all the tosses Stokes has won he’s only chose to bat once apparently, so yes! They believe they can chase anything I suppose, however foolish it looks. I wasn’t sure which way to call it today but it’d have looked a lot rosier if the umpire wasn’t hopeless. Woakes should have had a 3fer by lunch.