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So, had confirmation from MoD that DNA comparison is positive, we've found my Great Uncle Gordon, remains recovery site shown below in red circle (now a major hospital). Next will be his interment service, full military honours etc. Likely next year 110 years to the day after he was killed.

Difficult to see how Man Utd, Ratcliffe, Brailsford or, indeed, Ashworth could’ve handled this more clumsily. It’ll be amusing to see them try and negotiate transfers etc like this. Also, Ashworth could have knackered his career. Man Utd can’t afford to wait around for ever, I can’t see us budging and it’ll be difficult for other clubs to trust him to hang around long enough to see tangible results. Other clubs will no doubt show an interest but there won’t be many opportunities like the one he had here if Man Utd don’t get him

Ratcliffe massively overpaid for a minority share in the club but is baulking at pay £15m for the man he sees as integral to the success of that purchase? How the fuck did this man become a billionaire? There's a touch of the Mike Ashleys about him.

Either you’re a MASSIVE liar or you’ve had a ‘holiday’ to Turkey in the last ten years.

The lass that had an affair with David Beckham and wanked off a pig? They hand out degrees for any old shite these days.

if there's any skeletons in your closet on here, trust ewerk will find them

This is how this place ends isn't it? Gemmmill "ooooh, me pace maker went on the blink again, had to get a new battery put in" NJS "Eeeeeh, I'm blind as a bat me, hope those new corneas work...." Alex "Aye, me knee replacement is top notch" Wykiki "'kin t'hell. Ave tha seen tha waiting list for t'hip relacement? Tory cunts" Etc. Old, decrepit, falling to bits. Using forum technology which the kids can't believe doesn't belong in Beamish, moaning about Tik Tok and FFP until space year 2050, then silence.

I reckon playing with just 9 players will cost them over the course of the match

I hope he didn’t buy Targett’s gaff, it’ll need a Crime Scene Cleaners company doing their stuff, the manky fucker.

It doesn’t say much for you when her standards are clearly that low.

I wonder how many Man U fans would be arsed about PSR etc if it suddenly incorporated debt - i.e you cant owe £1bn out

Booked the day off today. Entirely coincidental.

It's the NW red cunt massive sense of entitlement syndrome. Your neck of the woods now, fish, are you now desensitised to it?

We have a junior in the office and he's a bit of an introvert. I have tried over the last few weeks to chat to him more, just about owt really rather than graft. Anyways, due to technology advances etc juniors nowadays don't do about 90% of what I had to do! I was running to the chemist to get photos developed, running to print shops to get drawings copied, going to the post office etc. But now with emails, smart phones etc, they don't have to do that. I am not pining for the old days, but I believe that made me confident in getting around the office to speak to people and ask questions etc. I also feel it made me earn my stripes. My current office the microwave is fucking RANK. So I bought a new one. It arrived yesterday. So this morning, I put it on his desk with a note to swap it out for the old one. FUCK ME It's caused a right uproar. Admin lass, sorry 'office and finance manager' (She answers the phone, opens the post and books meetings in), said I should have done it. Young bairn comes in, asks what he needs to do with the microwave. I explain he looks confused. Fuck me. DO WHAT YOUR'E ASKED YOU TIKTOK FANNY!

Hope you have a good day, Gemmill!

I’d bet my last pound someone on Ready to Groom has pointed the finger at our players with a quip like “Mag like behaviour”

Man United getting beat.

came for the poppadom story...stayed for the comments

He looks perfect for them. He'll end up there, I'm sure. He's up for it, they'll just have to make it worth Feyenoord's while to lose him. I hope he's a big, arrogant, hopeless shithouse.

What about the ManU players arm too? Looks like it is out to me in the direction of the goal, beyond his foot, whereas the Coventry player's arm is by his side. Imagine being a VAR official and being such a penis as to give that decision man.

if he's staying he would be a great third choice striker. can't really rely on him for more than that because of his injury history. still a great player on his day, but if you're offered £15-20m, it would be hard to turn down

What was the way they behaved over Lingard then? Which was worse because they didn’t even want him or were giving him a game and he was out of contract at the end of that season.

✅ Tik tok fannies.

'Hmmm, that young lad seems a bit quiet over there. I know what'll bring him out of his shell, I'll carry a massive microwave over to his desk and get him to lift it from there to the canteen'.

Belated happy St. George's day.....

The ref thought that keeping Jackson on was suitable punishment fir Chelsea so decided against the red

Wykiki’s not arsed as long as he gets a shot on Gordon’s lasses chebs.

His tash is fucking shan though

Now you're just being greedy

I call the little rat’s cock transport planner at work “Pumpkin” when he’s having a mare, because I know it instaboils his piss.

Rooney looking like a movie monster.

A housemaid went into a hotel room after knocking and getting no reply, whlist in the room Ms Vorderman (countdown days) appeared from the bathroom. Aforesaid housemaid was friends with an acquaintance of mine and he took great delight in telling everyone that Ms Vorderman shaved her bits.

Her arse would play everyone onside st the other end

Vorderman would have no chance of surviving a marginal var call with those norks

No, they thoroughly deserved it on account either emanating from Charles sack, being on the end of stuff emanating from his sack, or being married to the stuff that emanated from his sack and producing extra stuff that emanated from stuff that originally emanated from his sack. There's sacks of reasons.

Call me cynical but I'm sensing some nepotism here.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-68882308 Well deserved.

I have a vision of Wiki at work - We've got to install microwave ovens tiktok twat.

Pitbull shaver for me because I look like a pitbu..... dreamy sex god.

Right ok, 'cause without that bit of context you sound like an absolute maniac

Even just looking at the picture (ignoring the dodgy lines), what advantage does the Coventry player have? He looks completely stationary he's facing the wrong way and leaning towards the ball - so not really ready to sprint at all. The man utd player on the other hand is already positioned perfectly to get back, and already running, which gives him the advantage. Then the dodgy lines suggest he was never offside anyway.

Boris Johnson missed an opportunity there.

Yeah, I don't see the problem, really. He's one of the few non-absolutelyfucking-vital players that we could get decent money for. Plus he must be one of the better paid players?

I have been to Hill 70 memorial! I still find it a bit overwhelming when driving through the Somme region etc where you're driving past cemetery after cemetery. RIP Great Uncle Gordon.

He has done a fantastic job there with a lot of players that aren’t his. The players he has brought in are doing well (Vicario, Van De Ven, Maddison) I think the counter argument is that they are pretty one dimensional and/or don’t have a plan B. This was massively highlighted by Howe, who did a tactical job on him.

Wor lass came home tonight. 'have you heard of the overlap? Gary Neville does an interview with Gordon. It's superb. He's so cute' Wtt!!!!

I’ve heard that he’ll cost more than Ashworth, but if we want success that’s just the price toupé.