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Lump turned out to be nowt. Pretty happy I live near the Christie, the staff there are amazing. Old man has had to move onto radiotherapy, but still looking positive. My new job starts soon, just working my notice. House is finished upstairs (things i could do myself) and expecting structural reports this week to get downstairs finished. Bit drunk (blue label) but cheers all, look after yourself and your loved ones x

[fade to black] On a river where they used to build the boats...

Iirc the cases he’s bringing against these states won’t go to the Federal Supreme Court but those states Supreme Court. The most that would happen from that is perhaps a recount, as it’s complete fucking nonsense that there’s any fraud occurring, other than his teams trying to block people’s right to vote of course. Even the Republican ex-Governor I saw being interviewed on this said a recount may swing the votes a few hundred the other way but they’re pretty fucking precise. It’s just all part of this mouth breather and his team of inbreds plans to keep themselves looking in the rac

Renton, I know this is a stressful time for you but you can’t be coming out with outlandish claims like ‘Gemmill is better than this’ and he’s ‘a funny poster’ with no evidence to support it. Seriously though, without levity and humour what have we got left?

Wor lass been rabbiting away all match. HT whistle goes and she says she'll go and do stuff around the house 'while the match is on'.

In a touching tribute to the once devastated Argentinian icon who couldn't get the move to Roker he so longed for, in their first game after lockdown, Diego thousand MLF's going to Accrington Stanley. FTM.

I remember a few people saying, some years ago when this was all kicking off, that maybe Brexit is what this country needs to finally move on from the Imperial past and embrace a global future. The failure of it will demonstrate to people how deluded our imperialist mindset is. Brexit is basically the UK's midlife crisis - divorce the wife, lose all the stability but convince yourself that you're going to be free, like how you used to be. The euphoria lasts for a while before you realise that yeah, you're free, but that you lost all that stability, mutual co-operation and support.

At least these lot keep throwing up a laugh....

27-3-1970 smb 1 v 1 NUFC

Good luck with the new job.

He’s just called a press conference here at 5:30pm.

And they would have gotten away with it only for the fact they engaged in mass fraud while driving a van emblazoned with a huge 'BIDEN-HARRIS' logo.

Not on the shelf for sale in the shop, just in it, in his hand

Apparently some texts from Methven have leaked, where he berates their fans as “toxic” who hate everyone- owners managers and players, and calls them “lobotomised monkeys”. Mint

Instead, I will say "Diego" Can I have Diego pints with my substantial meal please.

😆

I watched a Marvin Gaye documentary on Sky instead of this, which, incidentally, had more shots on target.

He's cute though.

Always a tweet!

I’m not having a go at you, as we’re basically saying the same thing, but I do disagree with the last bit- it’s not beyond the pale, it’s entirely in keeping with his entire Presidency. He’s got over 25 sexual assault allegations against him, paid off a porn star and lied about it, hasn’t paid taxes, called his country’s dead soldiers “losers”, put immigrant children in concrete cages, sided with his boss Putin over his Western allies, etc etc etc… there’s a whole page of other shit against him. Any single one of the above would have sunk a Democrat candidate, yet the Republicans

An actual, verbatim quote from our manager today:

There’s a reason Steve Bruce is popular with some of the players & Id bet it’s largely because he lets them doss about.

If you watched the Liverpool match yesterday you will have seen just how important a good (exceptional in their case) manager is. They were without Van Dyke, Alexander Arnold, Gomez, Thiago, Henderson and Salah all of whom would probably be first choice for them as well as Oxlade Chamberlin who's there or there abouts and they absolutely wiped the floor with Leicester. That's Leicester who are in the top four, had won their last 6 in all competitions and have been talked about as champions league place contenders. Klopp has Liverpool drilled perfectly. Of course Bruce doesn't have an

Shane Ferguson has just come on for NI

"....and here's me article ah wrote about 'The man who came from the pit village but became a world cup hero.....for two nations and was black & white all over but a Leeds legend in his time at the West Yorkshire club.' Jack? Jack? Are you alreet, wor kid? Is me prose a bit too high brow for you, like?"

For those of you who haven’t got a fucking clue, it’s a lathe.

Thank fuck for that man. So fucking relieved, I don’t think I’ve ever personally been more relieved at an election result in my life. Van Jones is great, and I’m so happy to see a bloke like that so elated. I became a dad myself to a baby girl 3 weeks ago, and this result has made me so relieved. I know the Supreme Court is filled with cunts but this has given me some hope. My wife and I were genuinely looking at moving back to the UK if Trump had won this one, while we likely will one day at least it will be more on our terms now.

Trump is the epitome of everything I hate in a person

Probably the gaff where he kips on a night, the bearded Middle Earth looking melt.

Outstanding article written by the late Mr Fisk absolutely nailing media obeisance which abounds today as well as damning the chronicle which is a Brucie's bonus.

“ Chicken’s ready!” ”Fucken isn’t like”