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Doesnae look any worse either.

Understood the club he served and realised it's potential, was a good footballing defender in an era where this wasn't necessarily a plus with everyone, his shuffle was loved by the crowd, was a good captain, a good care taker manager and decent manager showing up Souness for what he was. The players who were around and did good jobs when you were a bairn and teenager and you have a love of the game tend to be favourites and Glenn and the likes of Wharton, Anderson, Davey Mac, Peter Jackson etc will always be heroes to me despite not being as genuinely talented as the likes of Waddle, Beardsle

He threatened to visit her if she didn’t.

“Hello Alex, aye it’s dad, your dad... it’s Steve. Aye yeah haha your dad, fuckin dozy cunt. Anyway what they saying about iz now on the tweets and that? They’re fuckin not are they? Not the cabbage again man, I’ll never shake that... right never mind that, you just say I’m proper gutted about being slated. I don’t know why I’m not fired man Alex, I’ve fucking tried the lot, I even called Charnley a little mug but he just ran oot the room and hid behind Steve Harper. Ritchie you say? Aye right, aye I’ll slate him, say he’s not telling the players what to do after I told him, I mean I already m

I bet the knees go within weeks on them.

Fuck if anyone's actually gonna use that let me know and I'll spend more than 3 minutes on it. Use of that logo is conditional though, I politely request you donate at least 5 pence to any given charity (your own beer fund is fine by me) just so we can safely say that Fish Energy has generated more cash than Gimli's weird bathtub concoction.

Errr......there might be a reason he's struggled to score against Sunderland? Just can't put my finger on it?

“How’s Graham? Canny aye, ah’ll tell you what he helps with, brings me my jam roly poly with extra fuckin custard after he runs the training sessions and tactics meetings for iz. Other than that it’s fuckin nowt, different set up is all thanks to me lads, like I say he just brings me puddings, ah should call the daft shite Mr Puddin eh”

Yes, please do give us every intimate detail of your personal medical history.

Why is this cunt our fucking manager. Why would you ever appoint this helmet? He’s a fucking loser, and brings a loser mentality to his teams which is part of the reason this is where they always are. He will be happy with that, a draw at home to a dog shit Wolves. We need to fucking win games like that, a point per game is an absolute disgrace. Just fucking sell the club Ashley man.

“illegal” imagine just going through life making it more difficult for yourself just so you can grandstand. Wear a mask you pathetic little bitch. Has the date been set for that mackem MMA fighter to choke the dozy cunt out? Or has he #chickenedout? #loser #softlad #feeblecunt

Idgaf, I don’t even live on that island

He's a nice guy though...... What a cunt of man. Sad state of affairs when your only redeeming feature is your mortality.

It’s fucking incredible pundits will still just say he’s doing a good job lazily, clearly not even knowing our current form or where we are in the league. The way Jenas was fucking clearly fuming when Jake Humphries challenged him on his lazy bullshit spoke volumes “but they’ll still be in the PL if they finish 17th” “is that what Newcastle fans should be happy with? Just finishing 17th” “you’d have been happy with that as a Norwich fan” so throws out a lazy dig about Norwich but also this ridiculous assumption that just because you’re not currently competing at the top of the league you shoul

We can rightly say it

You can see how this Company is going to be 20 times the size soon, getting on the shelves of #elite #british #shops like Heron foods at a price point like that #watchoutredbull #richenergymackems #paupers #British #business #pedoworshippers

I see Darren Grimes is out on his arse after applying for a job at GB News, an actual posh person got the job. They’ve been laughing at him all along, now 27 years old grimes is moving back in with mam and dad. What a prick

You can’t send drugs in an email. DICKHEAD.

I’d hoy in £5 for a cabbage drone. Hopefully he’ll get cruciferaed.

I don’t really get the agenda here by them two? Are they hoping to turn media and national sentiment against NUFC fans due to some random knackers on twitter? I hardly see how that’s going to help anything at all. His dad is doing a fucking dreadful job, so the pressure from fans isn’t going anywhere despite how many times idiots like Savage and Sutton bleat on about him doing a good job and over inflated fan expectations because I simply put no stock or respect into their opinions. Then on the flip side you’re not going to win over any NUFC fans via sympathy here as you’re again just seemingl

Steve Bruce must absolutely love Callum Wilson. When he plays he’s generally excellent and papers over the cracks of a poor team and when he doesn’t play then pundits say how we didn’t stand a chance without him.

The Fray Bentos meatballs are probably a better drink tbf.

A bit rough today, had a wee dram of this exotic Indian whiskey last night.....

"....And now a letter from a Mr Average NUFC fan. He writes, 'Dear BBC'....Ooh, very formal, Mr Average NUFC fan.... 'I think Steve Bruce is doing a great job and I for one wish him all the very best.'....So far so good, Mr NUFC Fan, we're getting the praise, sir..... 'But I also hope he dies as well'....Well I didn't see that coming."

Methven was electric in that Netflix series btw. The way he just breezed into an office that literally looked like a company currently being liquidated, and assumed the middle aged lass probably making barely more than she would make counting the inventory at Iceland should have the motivation towards her job equal to that of a coked up Lehman Brothers banker in the 1980’s. Then to compound this magical disaster of a relationship it turns out for all his arrogance and bluster all of his ideas are complete and utter dog shit, while he shrugs each tragic idea off with a “just throwing it out the

Is this not going to be the week when Joelinton can rightly say he is getting the hang of this football lark?

Actually I do have to give him credit for this one:

You Can’t Bury Love, more like.

I went to a wedding over there once. In fairness, when the father of the bride and groom made his speech it was a very moving moment.

He’s even shite at getting the sack

Billy Storey doing his weekly shop in a petrol station is in no way surprising.

Is dog insurance/food/vet bills cheaper than a daily Costa?

Only Steve Bruce could be given a proven Premier League goal scorer, sell nobody, take every single player backwards and be told he’s doing a good job. Unbelievable. It’s actually unbelievable

From MAGA to Mama. Life comes at you fast.

Of course it's all the cripples and drains on society that's getting it first. FFS.

Rush LimbURGHHHH!, more like

I thought this bollocks takeover had already happened. Isn’t it basically just the chuckle brothers that currently own them just rearranging the furniture so the white dog shit sniffers chill out for five minutes? My thinking is they were basically giving up some of the club they were given for nigh on nowt to this trust fund wanker, and the Uruguayan bloke that just looked clueless but happy for a day out on their comedy series. That way their paint can sniffing support can calmly go back to serenely licking the crumbs from their Morrison’s brand Wotsits packets as they are fooled i

Meanwhile Will Grigg gets two assists on his debut for MK Dons.