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  1. 11 points
    His fucking up the England job before his second match in charge through his own greed has to be one of the greatest footballing moments of the last decade or so.
  2. 10 points
    Worth noting that the likes of George Floyd won't show up on that graph, he wasn't shot to death by police, he was suffocated by them and he isn't the only one. There's a reason "I can't breathe" has been chanted and on signs across the US. Neither will Ahmaud Arbrey, who was chased down in a pickup truck and shot for jogging while being black, which would have been completely written off if one of them hadn't been stupid enough to record and release a video of the whole thing. Breonna Taylor possibly will but then, how many white EMTs are going to go to bed tonight concerned that unmarked and unsanctioned police are going to illegally break into their houses and murder them? Those officers haven't even been fucking arrested. In the UK the government has suppressed a report into BAME deaths of coronavirus for "fears it could stoke racial tension" what does that tell you about its contents? Its only 2 years since Windrush ffs. These stories(among many) and the fact that both governments have utterly fucked the response to coronavirus were begging for civil disobedience at some point and it is absolutely necessary.
  3. 9 points
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  5. 8 points
    They’re such a bunch of gimps. Imagine giving a flying fuck what some bellend from London, Manchester, or Liverpool thinks about your fan base just because they support a club that’s more successful. I hope we get taken over and fans from all over are absolutely fuming about it as we start winning things. Genuinely think if some of them walked in on their missus getting her back end clapped by a bloke wearing a Liverpool hat, they’d apologize and tell them they’ll stick the kettle on so it’s ready for when they’re finished. They also seriously need to get a grip as well, they’re going into their third season in League One, and didn’t even get into the play off places in the one that just ended. Trying to compare themselves to a Premier League club is embarrassing, let alone to one that is potentially going to be the richest club in world football. I’m not even getting into that weird cunt talking about Nobby and Sonny. We’re not siblings, and if we are they’re the sibling we want absolutely fucking nothing to do with while they spout racist stuff and things in support of child molestors on their Facebook account.
  6. 8 points
  7. 8 points
    Wonder how they’d feel if the useless cunt replaced Klopp at Liverpool or the little bridge troll at Manchester United.
  8. 8 points
    There aren't any "guys" on here...in point of fact the actual word is banned from the forum. This board is populated mostly by bitter middle aged communists who resent anyone using over familiar Americanisms to address them. Please refrain from doing so. Acceptable ways of greeting: "Comrade(s)" or at Christmas/Easter/bank holidays "fellow cunts" Best regards pp Management
  9. 7 points
  10. 7 points
    Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the mackem, 'Confucious' and his theory on life, Sunderland and Newcastle United. As the real Confucius might have said/say, 'Man who has head full of broken biscuits, often crumbles when faced with reality'.
  11. 7 points
    Rayvin is absolutely thrumming with excitement at the prospect of boatloads of “positive and sunny” young Chinese lasses turning up here.
  12. 7 points
    The virus is still out there. Like a paedo on an electric scooter.
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  15. 7 points
    Good day at the office lads. I had a free £5 bet with Sky I took Almiron, Ritchie & Joelinton to have 5 shots on target between them at 28/1 it returned £140.
  16. 7 points
    I love my deconstructed chips and curry sauce. A raw king Edward's potato, curry powder, onion and tap water. Champion worth the premium.
  17. 7 points
    "And I tell you, there's only one 'Guy' on here, and he also does podcasts, and I tell you, I will love it if you listen to each others podcast, love it!"
  18. 7 points
    The rest of League One must be delighted at retaining their two cup finals for next season.
  19. 6 points
    “Despair in Yemen buy DELIGHT on Tyneside” - The Knight Ryder talks you through today’s EXPLOSIVE developments.
  20. 6 points
    They reckon the Ronny Gill has their own 'boot room' at the end of the season Gibbo says the bonuses are on the table, if you've earned one, take one, whilst the Knight says to anyone who questions him, 'put your awards on the table." True story.
  21. 6 points
    It’ll go hungry in Florida.
  22. 6 points
    Looks like we'll move up to 12th courtesy of Palace losing by a couple of goals providing they don't score in the last few mins. Luke Edwards getting ready to tweet about how good Bruce is as soon as the whistle blows at Leicester.
  23. 6 points
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  25. 6 points
    I disliked the cunt the entire time he was NUFC manager, he’s such an unlikeable, boring dickhead. I always thought it sums the mackems up that they fawn over him. Hopeless manager that’s living off doing a decent job at Bolton 20 year ago.
  26. 6 points
    If I offer an employee less wage, less responsibility and have a history of lying he'll understandably choose to go elsewhere. That decision would be made easier if another company offered him more wages, greater responsibility and a chance to build something new. If you're criticising Benitez for leaving Newcastle you've really not been paying attention for the past 13 years.
  27. 6 points
    Is Sonny still fucking their sister, or has Uncal Mick ruined her?
  28. 6 points
    It was at the last place thankfully. It might be worse here tbh, fuckers next door bounced round while we were moving in, invited us to the street whatsapp group and told us they do a Friday night curry club where someone on the street cooks a curry for everyone else. Haven't got a kitchen mate, give us a minute.
  29. 6 points
    I used to have a dog that would bite me whenever we were on the sofa. It didn't sit well with me.
  30. 6 points
    Watch out for Noelie's next post, "Takeover macht frei"
  31. 6 points
    Courtesy of @JawD giving me a hotel room where the players were staying during Stevie Harper’s testimonial - a friend an I, both dressed quite smartly, walked straight into the private section of the hotel where the AC Milan players were eating. We sat down in the middle of them and enjoyed a free bar, a free meal and then got our pictures taken with the players. Luckily my friend speaks fluent Italian, I was fucking mortal. Nobody said anything
  32. 6 points
    They hired a hotel tbf. Still get them reported for not following the social distancing, get the title stripped.
  33. 6 points
    Trump landing after his deflating Tulsa rally
  34. 6 points
    I don’t want to talk about drinking after my lockdown habits. My recycling bin looks like Leeds festival
  35. 6 points
    It’s funny on there today like. It goes from wanting Sheffield Utd to win to them being absolutely shite. There’s also someone saying how cringeworthy a club we are because of how much the crowd noise went up when we scored. When it was pointed that Sky controlled it they claimed to have known that but that Sky had made it louder for us because they’d bought into the idea of our fan base being so passionate.
  36. 6 points
    If they think that's good, Keith Harris is going to blow their fucking minds.
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  38. 6 points
    It’s the one day of the year when it’s legal!!!
  39. 6 points
    I dropped my pie today To see if I still feel I focus on the chips The only thing that's real My reaching tears a hole The old familiar rip Try to grab it anyway That cost one pound forty six What have I become My sweetest friend? Every pie I know Goes away, in the end And you could have it all My empire of tat Pies will let you down Pies will make you fat I have this ketchup stain On all the clothes I wear Massive baggy pants I cannot repair Beneath the stains of time The ketchup disappears You wait for release I am still right here
  40. 6 points
    Mrs CT: "Andrew! What are you doing in there?" CT: "Just waving the willy dear, anarchy prevails if you don't, what with the economy and covid not to mention brexit I'm needing to wave it even more vigorously than usual."
  41. 6 points
    This process is certainly separating the willy wavers from the bed wetters
  42. 6 points
    Don't forget that Qatar also spunk loads of money in the UK: IAG, Harrods, the Shard and a majority shareholding in Veet to keep gorilla hands presentable on Bein Sports.
  43. 6 points
    You might want to pick a different subject, mate. There’s a Burnley fan and Brighton fan doing the same dissertation. https://m.thefootballnetwork.net/boards/read/s37.htm?38,16786596,16786596 https://www.northstandchat.com/showthread.php?380534-Albion-Fans-Opinion-of-Project-Restart
  44. 6 points
    Paddock Lad absolutely losing it there.
  45. 6 points
    David C. Vigilante. What a name.
  46. 6 points
    On Wallsend High St, but shut down because nobody could find it.
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  48. 6 points
    Just watched a bunch of those curry videos, then ordered a takeaway one. I feel like CT.
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