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We’re 4th. Heaton Stan are safe. We’ve already won a cup. The kids and my lass are away to Euro Disney with my parents while I babysit the dogs. I’ve just made a batch of madras. I’m off work tomorrow. I’m mildly tobleroned and enjoying a negroni. Chillax, lads. CL is almost in the bag and even if it’s not it’s still been the best season of my entire life whatever happens.

Following our unexpected outage the other day, and a few people saying they didn't know where to look for updates I thought I ought to update the OP here with where you can check if the board isn't working. Status Updates; For quick updates on what is happening check the patreon, you do not need to be a patron to see these posts; https://www.patreon.com/ToontasticNet Backup board; Discord, we're keeping this private so no invite link will be posted publicly, if you want access to this then DM any of the mods and we'll send the invite like directly to you. See Rayvins post here; Original Post; Sorry about that chaps, it seems some of our config got itself in a mess of its own accord and stuffed the board up for a while there! The folks who host our servers were very helpful and we're back online. I can't promise this won't happen again as I essentially had to restore the config from a week old backup but if it does I am much better equipped now to deal with it much more quickly. As you were.

Back in the saddle.

leeds premier league highlights 25/26

You’ll never ever beat Dan Burn’s knob, He’s from Blyth

We went for a full family holiday with my wife’s side in wales once. So, me and her, her parents, her two brothers with partners and 3 kids. On the third day I snuck off for a beer on my own to read my book at the pub, after pandering to every cunt for a weekend. 15 minutes later they all turned up, cos they fancied a drink.. So I drove back to the holiday home on my own and had a beer and read my book.

In a stunning turn of credit he spent his last day on earth deliberately ignoring JD vance, sending a cardinal to meet him and lecture him on compassion instead. Then he died. Brilliant, top Poping right there.

I think Emery has proved himself as a very capable manager. He took an underperforming side, made some shrewd additions and really got them playing. But over the past five years they’ve been the sixth biggest spending club in the PL so you would expect them to be around about where they’re at. For comparison, we’re the eight biggest spending club in the PL and are sitting third and have won a trophy so there’s no doubt that Eddie’s massive cajones are outperforming Emery’s shrivelled pea sized testicles. The big difference between the two is that I believe that Emery looked at our managerial vacancy as a job. Eddie Howe looked at it as his personal project.

And we go live now to the Gemmill v Toonpack predictor head to head.

That's mint news. If I was a complete and utter penis, I'd quote Toonpack's post saying we wouldn't see him til next season, and claim it was a prediction that he'd got wrong, but I'm QUITE A BIT better than that, so I won't.

Not Quiff then?

It hasn't been a very good ebening for them, has it?

That’s my favourite technique too.

Back at work yesterday and okay for the Ipswich game according to Waugh/Caulkin.

Google knows...

He's Poped his clogs.

I propose our back up is the comments section on a specific video on xhamster. No sign up required, everyone knows where to go, free and easy to drop when things are fixed. We should pick something unlikely to be removed for copyright claims or whatever, so I’d suggest German Housewife Gets Split in Two by Romanian Plumber. (1993).

Didn't realise it, but that was the 20th victory in the last 26 games. Strengthen in the summer and anything's possible.

My daughter has had some health issues recently, but is on the road to recovery. I gave her some money to buy herself a new top as a little pick-me-up. It arrived today. She’s definitely mine

Well, since 16th March anyway. Stop talking cobblers.

Away fans leaving the ground now....

She’s gone “out to see the Roman column” with the hotel waiter while Wykiki is watching the game.

He's been cast in a BBC reboot of a vintage sitcom

Wondering what cunt of a question she will have for Eddie in the next presser. So Eddie, this Pneumonia, how much has it affected your bromance barometer with Jason Tindall? Secondly, how much of the taxpayers money have you wasted in hospital or did you use the blood money from your saudi overlords to go private?

One of the absolewt classic moments from their history marra. A tackle in a match.

https://x.com/athletic_en/status/1915036714835300533?s=12&t=_JhUCoDPCaDM2qiBf831Jw Someone’s missing

Argentinian, bit radge, shit footballer - was he Daniel Cordone?

I’ll never forget that 94th minute winner he scored in front of the away end.

Andrew’s Mrs. goes away for a weekend trip with the girls and he blows the TT slush fund on hookers and blow. I’m surprised his wrists are strong enough to type never mind start a match thread. With that in mind, I’ll say that I expect us to treat the Tractor Boys like a dock-side brass and give them a nasty dry bumming.

I wonder what they think of Rashford missing todays defeat injured but managing to turn up at the boxing alongside Declan Rice.

Well the Villa fans don’t agree

One goal, two goals, three goals Ah-Ah-Ah!

I see prince William ditched villa today for the pope the glory hunting toff cunt.

Wilson watching him score…

oo-err!

I think we should let Dougle remember stuff more often, it's a wild ride.

FYP

Yeah that would have fooled us all

Did anybody expect Aussie Idea-less and his lads to do us a favour tonight? As someone mentioned earlier, this Spurs are Nuno and Forest's wet dream after a couple of defeats.

and right on cue

Nowt worse that watching a frustrating game and not being able to check this place to read Wiki calling someone a cunt.