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Devastating incident at East Boldon station this morning

Wor lass had an interview today. She asked me to help her prepare. I asked ChatGPT to come up with a list of likely questions in that field. The interviewers apparently did the same. The questions they asked were pretty much word for word. Maybe I WILL get a BJ this year after all!

Surely these lads would have been more obvious. Interestingly enough, they featured two members of toontastic.

Did you hear about the guy in Chicago that told a mackem vacationer how he heard it clear as day on ESPN in the play off final? It made his hairs on the back of his neck stick up. He also said he hated the mags anarl.

This shit again. 😆 The Blaydon Races was set in county Durham marra, it's a MLF song. Meanwhile wise men say, penned in Memphis, Wearside.

Really, if they’re going to be known for singing an Elvis song, it should be In The Ghetto, the scruffy fucking tramps.

Pretty sure that's the blueprint Eddie's following this year - "What would make Wykiki happy so he doesn't call me a cunt and continues to let Wilson plug his Mrs and stay away from the training ground?"

That last screenshot They’re a fanbase who spent a 10 page thread inventing stories about how every football fan in London bent over backwards to fellate them last week but we’re the needy ones

“Here I am at Bwack Burger. Absowute cwass”

how the fuck are we going live with these cunts next season? we'll be lucky to walk the streets on a derby day without being windmilled. we don't have a hope on the pitch against their team of 'generational talents' and as if that wasn't bad enough we can't compete in the stands with their 'globally recognised' anthem sang in perfect harmony. https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/wise-men-say-chant.1657963/

Gemmill LVS Graeme 4 EVA

You're not in work now. There's no pay rise for licking the bossman's hoop.

Well yesterday I finished my first 'week' at the new gaff. I say 'week' as I do four day weeks. I couldn't have asked for a better start tbh. They seem a cracking bunch. The atmosphere in the office is bob on, relaxed but everyone is grafting and helping each other out. Its the first time I have been a manger of someone with more industry experience than me and I was a little nervous about that. However, the lad is absolutely spot on. We did an internal workshop on my second day about the business. The gaffer was leading it but we all got involved. He then asked for someone to stand up and give a small review on the discussion we just had. I thought fuck it I'll do it. I want to push myself out of my comfort zone in this role. Anyways, I did and was bricking it but soon calmed down Anyways, weekend in the Lakes with the lads now and onwards and upwards.

**** REBREAKING NEWS **** THE RED HOT MITCH SUMMER HAS COMMENCED We've signed Ivan Cordoba, no wait, Antonio Cordero from Spanish GIANTS, Madrid, Malaga. BIG MITCH had this to say: "This is what I call fit for purpose. An abundance of potential. Eddie can look forward to news of him coming to training in 12 months time, before he's onsold to some one else for a small profit. To be honest it's patronising that they're making me comment on this small time signing when they've already tapped me on the shoulder and told everyone that I wasn't cutting it, but I suppose I have to at least keep pretending so they have to keep paying me."

You were. I remember the headline: "Lying bastard speaking in broken Spanish tries to convince vulnerable big issue seller that he was a footballer." It was a fun read tbf.

“Jobe” off to Dortmund apparently. Didn’t fancy the relegation battle

UB40 covered I Can’t Help Falling In Love With You and loads of Mackems are on the dole. So that’s another link

Two kids playing: "..... I'll be him and you can be the other one." "....and then I went over there." "....and then you go there." "....and then we both run back over there but we now have a dog." "..... And then I bump into another fan and he tells me he hates the mags anaarl." "....and then you tell him that we formed Bilbao." ".....and then he tells me everyone on his message board thinks Sunderland till I die was mint." "....and then you say how you many times Americans have told you they admire Sunderland football club." "....and then I bump into a mag and tell him how much I don't like him." ".....and then I offer him out and he gets scared and looks down at the ground and doesn't say anything." ".... And then an Everton fan joins us telling us we're great and poocastle are rubbish." ".... And all the other fans in the world tell us they think wise men say is our song and not been sung by other clubs like wolves and that." "....and then mam taks us into McDonald's in London and everyone claps at us when we walk out with our happy meal." "....and then I'm chris Rigg and you can be Lamal but I'm better." ".....and then...." Mam: "COME ON!! YOUR TEA'S READY!"

As if Cristiano Ronaldo understands the concept of consent.

I'd love to print a map with Collingwood street and all the other places mentioned in it apart from Blaydon onto a brick and then cave his skull in with it.

Every MLF knows that in 1956, frustrated by the mysterious cabal of Tyneside businessmen and their machinations of keeping Wearside down to boost Tyneside, Elvis Presley performed 'don't be cruel' as a plea to the MCTB to give Sunderland a break. From then on he was given the honorary title of the 'Memphis Marra'. True story.

He walked so that John Ruddy could run

It's going to be a long summer.

It's already been earmarked for the lift repair

The phrase "very unique" is often considered incorrect by traditional grammar standards because "unique" means "one of a kind"—something either is unique or it isn't, so it can't logically be "very" unique. However, in modern usage, especially in informal or creative contexts, people sometimes use "very unique" to emphasize how unusual or distinctive something is. While it's not technically precise, it's increasingly accepted in casual speech and writing. I'm just modern, you dinosaur.

I don't think I've ever mentioned this here. When I was at St. James's Park years ago (Newcastle-Norwich in 2018), I was walking around the stadium before going in to watch the game and ran into a woman handing out newspapers/magazines at the door advertising a betting shop. I don't remember which one. The woman was surprised to see that my cousin and I didn't speak Geordie and that we clearly had a strange accent (well, we spoke Spanish to each other). She asked us various questions, and we ended up telling her that we were two kids who had been Atleti fans as kids and that she didn't quite know how we'd ended up being Newcastle fans from afar. I think the woman, who seemed to have a poor understanding of football-related concepts, understood that my cousin and I were Atleti players who had come as fans to watch a Newcastle game. He even asked us for a photo, and when he said goodbye, he told us it would be published in that magazine/newspaper. I was always curious to know if I'd ever be on the cover of a local newspaper. Hahaha.

"And now for my final song here at the Stack, a sad song by the big O and I'm going to miss you all, you've been an amazing crowd, thank you very much..... 🎵 .....Setting suns before they fall Echo to you, that's all, that's all But you'll see lonely sunsets after all It's over, it's over, it's over It's over. 🎶

If he lasts that long he’ll have the record.

Someone should show him that on whatever social media platform he's on, I'm sure he'll take it in good spirits and see the funny side.

Keith foaming with such fury, he forgotten who scored in the cup final

First day went great. Only cunt is me it seems. I'll soon change that. Decent amount of fanny too 👍🏻👌🏻

The Cambridge and Oxford boat race is, I'll give you that one. As for football? The richest clubs, the ones with the richest owners usually did the best, even in the days of amateur football where a rich owner would employ a talented footballer at his mill or whatever, that's now been stopped by the clubs who've benefited from it in the past and don't want to overtaken by anyone else. The blue riband event in English football was always the cup, Liverpool didn't win their first until 1965, who would argue that Liverpool aren't one of the two biggest clubs in England right now? You have to have a chance to grow as a club and that is now being denied to other clubs who are ambitious and have the means to truly compete.

Elvis starred in Blue Hawaii though, so that's close enough to blue pop for them to rightfully have a claim

Literally every other team in the entire football leagues’ messageboards will be discussing their transfer business or lack of it. Except these fucking gonks. They’re fucking obsessed with how they’re seen by others, and think that singing a 64yr old song by a lad that died having a shite will improve their image. A survey of 1000 people from all points of the globe has just come in. “ What do you think of sunderland?” 1- Never heard of it, is it one of those Swedish cop dramas? 78% 2- Am I getting paid for this? 15% 3- Isn’t that where their council had to ask them not to shit on their town centre streets? 5% 4- Wasn’t that the comedy show on Netflix? 1% 5- My Uncle Milton played for them in between jobs as a butcher and postman. 1%

Wyez men sayhh

high hopes for chris rigg this lad.... https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/chris-rigg-v-lamine-yamal.1657940/

they can get fucked.

Nailed it. I was asked by someone if I was on Linkedin yesterday and I said no. He asked why and I said it was full shite like 'Whilst dropping off Tarquin at nursery this morning in the Aston, he asked if he could give some of his pocket money to the homeless guy out of the window. It was such a heart warming moment. I then dropped him off with a gold plated nappy and with a glow in my heart' Anyways, after I said that he seemed a little disappointed

Congrats Wyki. There's nowt better way to win friends and influence people than being the new guy and being a "pushing my comfort zone" linked-in speak twat and getting up and showing off in front of the gaffer first chance you get. I hope if there were areas needing further discussion you said you'd take it offline, circle back and touch base later. 😉

Honest answer, it was through living vicariously A have a cousin who is a very successful businessman/lawyer in USA & he bought 4 club wembley tickets in the centre circle club - I was lucky enough to be asked to go. It was a neutral section, Sting was in the queue behind us getting in & Ryan Taylor was in front. I have never felt so poor.

At least I hope they made me look good.

I remember being shattered to find that it is not, in fact, drunk in the Congo.

it wasn't just other clubs supporters though was it? they invented stories about being given guards of honour in covent garden by groups of tourist students who weren't even in to football. still, at least that demonstrates an infinitely better form of holidaying decorum than running about attacking northern italians with a plastic sword outside rome's colloseum.

If the last 2-3 days is demonstrable on how you lot are going to be, this thread needs a health warning and is probably best avoided. No real point getting emotional in response to journalist reports linking players with other clubs who were linked to us previously thanks to journalist reports. Likely find that our true recruitment hasn’t even been rumoured and these names were nothing more than clickbait.