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name and shame these cunts.

Just so you know, I went and I was sorely disappointed. Not a single fucking Womble anywhere on show.

Elanga. If we want to compete with Liverpool, buying players that can't get into their team isn't the answer. Nor is making their lives easier from a PSR point of view.

Not sure about the shorts.

Did you not check underground?

How's the bacon did you say? Awesome

She plays for Juve now, their values tanked

Rather begs the question ...

He’ll fucking hate that. Lovely.

Don't forget the shitting off cliff edges ...

You're that "my question is more of an observation" guy from fan convention Q&As, except with you it's "my question is more of a CUNTS"

Important one to remember with Romano is that he's only reliable on announcing a done deal, his "here we go" bollocks. His sources are ALL agents so he tweets incessantly about deals in progress etc. on their say so, getting people talking about deals that he is told to, in return he gets told a few hours before the official announcements about finished deals. Unless he says "here we go" assume its an agent doing the talking. Ornstein is much more careful and much more reliable and he's only tweeted about us being in for Elanga in the last month. Him and trafford are the ones I believe we are actually working on.

Fucking hell, MF really is a neanderthal. Every anecdote involves violence, fucking, puking or a combination of all three.

Fuck the kit, get those retro tops released!

Fucking hell it's got the Japanese lad that came over for a match on it.

Get that posted on RTG.

On his house, I hope.

I chinned a lad from Strasbourg once- fucker nicked my tent and all my possessions. Caught him the next day with my gear, had a disagreement and when I was picking him back up I may have inadvertently tore his ear half off. Not my proudest moment but he did squeal like a piggaaaay!

Mate you can still go and watch your beloved Villa Women's team. They've just got a new daddy now.

Harvey Elliott ✅

He looks like a prick.

'Liverpool would want £40m plus buy back option' When he's came on under Klopp as well as Slot he looks a good player but he's coming onto the field with very good players against teams who will be tiring against a good Liverpool team. From what I've seen I wouldn't be disappointed if we were to get him here but there's other priorities and it would have to be a good deal for us and I'd frankly tell them to fuck off if they wanted a buy-back/sell on option. If they rate him as highly then they'll be starting him most matches next season, eh Ornstiein?

REPORTED.

Watched Inter v Fluminese...it wasn't as terrible as I thought it might be. Early goal for the Brazilians didn't seem to rouse much in Inter till the second half and they did everything bar score then got suckered by a lad called HERCULES in injury time... Co comms: Danny Higginbotham Studio pundits: Kleberson & Jon Obi Mikel

I'm sorry officer, it won't happen again.

we wont fucking tolerate any inappropriate conduct on this forum.

Aye I'd agree with that. Canny schmaltzy at times as well, but I'm enjoying it for the most part.

FYP

Wife is off weds, wyki is off his meds.

Got to say, I’m amazed that Fender was involved

It'll have been the club getting the draft ready for deadline day, and someone accidentally pressed submit.

https://x.com/Nufc2Everything/status/1939396054840930669?t=IAc47SMkAHvI6lO3VEHYtA&s=19

In other news, orange paedo's big beautiful bill includes a small increase in the budget of ICE up from $4.5 billion to $40 billion, an amount which is greater than the US Marine corps budget. SS/Gestapo anyone ???

Nice to know spongebob got there okay. 👍

Hot Mitch Summer spectacularly saved. You're welcome!

If that’s your sort of thing then can I point you in the direction of a certain Vurnon Anita.

It’s Jimbo‘s telly or nothing

Listen. I've been visiting ADULTS ONLY hotels exclusively for the last 20 years. I know what turns up and it's mostly old, really ugly Russian cunts with frankly OUTRAGEOUS women tottering around the pool in 6 inch platform heels. They have photo shoots by the side of the pool where their creepy old men get them to do "sexy" poses. And whilst we may differ on our definition of "sexy", I am perfectly happy for these photo shoots to proceed.

I still wonder if the club has more ducks lined up than we think and is just waiting for the PSR deadline to pass. At least I desperately hope that's it. If not then IMO what has held us back this summer has been chaos in the boardroom.

The place will crawling with old bald lads with ponytails and their sagging wives looking for a swap. Make sure you take plenty of your new medicine so Mrs. G. can get herself in the mood to take on Grandad Cocksmith and Rita.

She's practicing what she's preaching TBF.... "We need more babies so climb aboard, let's breed!"

What is wrong with ME? The nerve.

What is WRONG with you?!

"You have a woman's bottom!"

Wouldn't fancy getting pegged off that.

Here you go Wykiki, that should soften the blow.

Villa don't have any PSR issues but they're selling the women's team to themselves

Media whore, tbh.