Red Devil

This forum is carrying very little female members but what in your opinion is acceptable do we want loads of fit women or do we want just a few ? Why hasnt this forum got any women

My ex was a Darlo fan so Im gutted to see that they are going out of buisness . I up there working and the ground is amazing for a league two team but in all honesty it must of been the stadium that killed the club .

Have to agree I was at OT the night he was applauded off the field for the famous hat trick a joy to watch is all I can say.

So there isnt any on the forum then ? Every forum has a bit of talent where is this ones ? If anyone says soccermum I dont think so any women who uses the word gash is nasty

Are these the females lol!! Or just tall members Just a point about the gene pool, which is linked to the reason geordie lasses can be fantastic. I mean no disrespect you go to Manchester and Liverpool and it's full of 5ft6 umpa lumpa's with fringes, very small people I find. Manchester women arnt that bad lol!! Ive met a few geordies women through work I couldnt understand what they were saying but we got on well enough .

You seem obsessed with the fact Im trying to hammer home the fact that United are better then Newcastle but that couldnt be further then the truth I was merely making a topic for people to talk about. Answer it or dont bother making a comment are you a real football fan or just a person who loves a good row ?

Are these the females lol!! Or just tall members

Quick question to you geordies lads and ladys I know you have the so called messiah at the helm at the moment but say it doesnt all go to plan and Shearer does'nt take to management like he did to playing . Which manager in world football would you like to lead your team ? Take in thought that the likes of Jose mourinho is never going to be a long term manager like a Fergie and a Wenger .

As a manc we all have this image that all geordie women look like Cheryl cole . I know this cant be true but if all geordie lasses were up to that standard then it would possible make geordie women the best in the world . I know they like a good time but I dont know to much about them . So what are geordie women really like ? And if there are any online how do you think geordie women differ from manc women ? Cue the manc slappers replys !

I dont know Ive heard your the man Im looking for Soccermum how old you ? Too old for you, Pee Wee. don't do mancs, there ain't enough bleach out there to clean me gash afterwards. Talk about feelin fuckin dirty afterwards. Theres more chance of me deep throatimg wacky than you mate Wow!! you have just totally shocked me I never thought Id meet Vicky Pollard can I please have you autograph No but yeah but no but yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! You a mum wash your mouth out that made me sick

Ive got a Embarrassing body part its a shame really She really wants me to marry her

Dont be sad lol!! You must know we all think with our xxxxx But under all that were really soft at heart lol!! What about what a man wants ? What do you think we want who the F*** is this? We definately don't want no fool in touch with their feminine side. Man up. LOL!! Geordie lass goes mental feminine side jesus if you seen me feminine wouldnt be the first thing you thought lol!! 5,8 shaved head and a body builder but I love a bubble bath and back scrub !! Then meenzer's the man your lookin for! I dont know Ive heard your the man Im looking for Soccermum how old you ?

Dont be sad lol!! You must know we all think with our xxxxx But under all that were really soft at heart lol!! What about what a man wants ? What do you think we want who the F*** is this? We definately don't want no fool in touch with their feminine side. Man up. LOL!! Geordie lass goes mental feminine side jesus if you seen me feminine wouldnt be the first thing you thought lol!! 5,8 shaved head and a body builder but I love a bubble bath and back scrub !!

Dont be sad lol!! You must know we all think with our xxxxx But under all that were really soft at heart lol!! What about what a man wants ? What do you think we want

A women who understands why I love football so much makes me happy and laugh Oh yeah and damn threak in the bedroom

LOL!! Drogba went wild and to be honest so would I in that position it was a sham Chelsea were robbed. As for Barca in the Final there backline is poor we have it I think.

No worries mate-and some of what you say is perfectly true. I just think football success is wasted on your club and it's fans if my experience is anything to go by. That's just a personal opinion though; I doubt you subscribe to it and equally nowt you say is likely to affect how I think about it. A Man U fan (I'll not say supporter... because he's not) I know was whingeing on the other week saying "why do I put myself through this each year?" after that kid had scored one of his last minute goals. I could have lamped the fucker. Put yourself through what you spoilt glory hunting little shit? Trophy after trophy since you were ten year old? You've never even stood close to the rack, let alone gone through it. To be fair I do know other Man U fans who know far better than to cry how they're hard done by. With all due respect I only mentioned that it was a bad ref desicion I would never moan about a bad run teams have spells of dominance ours may very well end when Fergie decideds its time to take root in front of the tv at home . I have followed Manchester United all over from Old trafford to Wembley to Barcelona so to say Im a true fan isnt in despute there are loads of glory hunters around without a doubt and it does my head in . I have a share on a season ticket with my dad and there is a brummey red who sits three seats down from me all he did for 4 years was fucking slag fletcher off it drove me mad then Fletcher had a few top draw games and now the sun shines out of his arse . Its called being a fickle fan I for one think John O'shea would struggle to get a game at many Premiership clubs but I apprectiate the role he plays at United which is a utility man . There will always be bad fans out there but to lable us all glory hunters or bad fans is pure lunacy my dad has followed United since Best , Law and Charlton were running wild but because I was born in 1981 I coincide with the so called glory hunter era as I believe its around 9 or 10 supporting your club starts kicking in . Anyways its time for the second half Barca looked doomed to me Prediction for the second half 3-0 Chelsea

You'll get on alright with Stevie then as he's sound with you providing you praise Newcastle fans generally or blow smoke up his arse personally. Manc mag why you so angry football forums are for debate if there wasnt any it would be crap Im on a United one and there is a few from other clubs we have a laugh with them as its a different view on subjects isnt it . United fans will always be biased towards United and Newcastle United fans will always be baised to Newcastle so a different point of view makes a decent change.

You have miss read my comment maybe I should of put it better he was on loan wasnt he until now so you didnt have to sign him.

he might be one of your workmates I doubt it with punctuation like that. The Champions of Europe are in a successive Champions League final (which they will almost certainly win) and you wouldn't even know it to walk down the street here tbh. I live in the city centre an all. This isn't even remotely a football city-complete joke. Having two clubs in the one city might influence that. The thing Ive found on football forums mate is that there are always people like manc mag your best ignoring it and just posting what you believe to be true . I happen to like Newcastle as a club and I hope they stay up for the good of the premiership .

Thought you'd fucked off? If not, then fuck off. he might be one of your workmates I doubt it with punctuation like that. The Champions of Europe are in a successive Champions League final (which they will almost certainly win) and you wouldn't even know it to walk down the street here tbh. I live in the city centre an all. This isn't even remotely a football city-complete joke. Nice guy arnt you I live in manchester and people are buzzing lad whats all this about football citys yeah Newcastle have a great fan base but does that give you the right to have a go about manchester football fans no mate .

Bit of a strange one Jonas aint he I was at the game at Old Trafford first day of the season and noticed him straight away ( mainly because of the size of his nose ) . He had a cracking game that day and gave us loads of problems then like you say he blew hot and cold for you . Have to say only you lot would buy a player for 5 million when your on the verge of going down its a crazy move . Say you stay up which I believe you will the squad needs ripping up and the lads like Jonas and Barton need shipping out to clubs with less pressure of a big fan base.

Yeah fair enough we do get our fair share of desicions lol!! Had a few last night didnt realise Id posted a United thread on a Newcastle forum until now lol!! Sos lads If I pop on I will keep it totally Geordie related .

Fuck it thought you were a fair lot see yeh back to the red forum which is slow as fuck .

Tonights red card on Darren Fletcher must rank as the worst red card of all time as it cost him so much yet was a clear fair challenge . Whats your view ?