[New Strips?]

I'll be all over that 3rd kit if they keep the retro badge.

[Of course we start going on a run of some sort now. Martin Dubravkas going down easy to annoy a portuguese bloke Mags vs Anges great attacking side who have actually scored less than us whatevers.]

Just now, MrRaspberryJam said:

WORST..... BREAKDANCING..... EVER!!! 

[2023/24 - Generic NUFC Chat]

1 hour ago, Alex said:

What a fucking player he was. 

Played against him in a charity match a few years ago. Couldn't get close, his 1st touch was unreal. 

[Other Games 23/24]

Ha, the beige cunts are getting hammered now. 🤣

[2023/24 - Generic NUFC Chat]

55 minutes ago, ewerk said:

OK, according to that we need to be hoying shit loads of cash at both west hams and wolves sports science groups and also their physio depts. That'll sort us out..... 

[Oonoy Immeray’s Beige Cunts vs Lee Dixon’s Beloved Black and White Shithouses.]

18 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

I back Bruno to balloon like Ronaldo when he retires.

 

Yup, it's only the fact that he runs 13k every game that keeps him sveldt and sexy..... 😍

[Oonoy Immeray’s Beige Cunts vs Lee Dixon’s Beloved Black and White Shithouses.]

8 2 to us this season. Shows what we can do with an uninjured and rested squad. Thought everyone was tremendous tonight but under the radar I thought Longy was mint. 

[Transfers, 2023-24 season]

2 hours ago, Holden McGroin said:

Nowt is going to happen this window, is it?

 

Surely it’s been the slowest winter transfer window in history. Sky are gutted that the window is going to gently shut with no dramas.

Aye

[senor enrique's qatari bankrolled, sulking parisian wannabees v monsieur eddie's guerriers saoudiens noirs et blancs.]

[Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER]

53 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

 

I honestly think they will survive.  The teams promoted this season are utter DOGGER

This

[howe's battle weary, walking wounded but still should've done better on saturday nufc v pochettino's shit tangoing not fit for a strictly dance off, corn beef munching cockney wankers.]

3 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:

it began when the forum split into two camps:

 

the bed wetters

 

and the Willy wavers, aka the sausage shakers 

Nope, sitters vs standers.....   

 

 

 

 

😔

[Other Games 23/24]

We'll destroy both of these fuckas. Spurs press far too high and Chelsea are a talented group who just don't play as a team. Bring it on. 

[Eddie and Mad Dog's Couldn't Score In A Brothel, Useless, One Footed Geordie Lads v Da, Da, Dortmund, Ich Lieb' Dich Nicht, Du Liebst Mich Nicht]

9 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

Much more like it:

 

 

I'd have gone for Links 2 3 4 but still acceptable. 

[Eddie and Mad Dog's Snail-Like Slow As Fuck Starters v Ça plane pour Mappe, Ça plane pour Ekitike, Ça plane pour moi, moi, moi, moi, (Hou-hou-oou-oou!) ça plane pour PSG]

15 hours ago, PaddockLad said:

 

 

[Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER]

10 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Aston Villa: Women's team 'dreading' WSL opener because of sweat-drenched shirts https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/66932993
 

That'll get the viewing figures up.... 😂

[We Are United]

1 hour ago, Holden McGroin said:

 

Amanda also swears.

Is it a swear to knock one out to?  Asking for a friend...... 

[Respectful Pep's Arteta Squashers vs Eddie "Fanny Magnet" Howe's Rapid Challengers]

KDB out for 4 months. Hamstring. 

[Anthony Gordon Handsome Winger Man]

[The Guitar Thread]

28 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

John Cordy's YouTube channel is really good for clever ways of using mostly the Stomp and the Pod Go.

Cheers Gemmill, will check him out. 

[The Guitar Thread]

Bought myself a pod go this week as it was a good price. Impressed with the sounds so far. If any of you fine people have experience with helix stuff any tips or tricks you could share would be most helpful. 😎🎸

[mackem messageboard gold]

I'm currently at graft in a wmc in fucking Blunderland. Fml... Delusional or what.... 😐

[mackem messageboard gold]

🫨

[Dyche’s Desperate Dirtbags vs. Howe’s “We Only Need 45 Minutes” Dibnah Demolition Doyens. Thu, 27 Apr 19:45]

Fuckin get in ya ma's fanny! 

[Dyche’s Desperate Dirtbags vs. Howe’s “We Only Need 45 Minutes” Dibnah Demolition Doyens. Thu, 27 Apr 19:45]

3 minutes ago, Polarboy said:

 

Yer Ma's fanny. 

Unlike your ma's gigantic well used gash then? 

[Dyche’s Desperate Dirtbags vs. Howe’s “We Only Need 45 Minutes” Dibnah Demolition Doyens. Thu, 27 Apr 19:45]

Anyone know of any small flowing bodies of water?