AgentAxeman
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3 minutes ago, Polarboy said:
Yer Ma's fanny.
Unlike your ma's gigantic well used gash then?
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Anyone know of any small flowing bodies of water?
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6 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:
I'm saving that.
Me too. Fuckin quality that! 🤣🤣
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7 hours ago, Sonatine said:
Let's not forget Shag, the Cabin Boy.
I thought it was Roger, the cabin boy?
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1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said:
So, in summary, 400k has been spent on a secret fanny licker?
Fyp.
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1 minute ago, Rosco said:
Grealish is a bit like AG at Everton a cheating diving shit......yes it was a red card but he knows how to play for the fouls/free kicks
You'd still want him at St. James's tho.
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Strange to say considering the goals he's scored but Haaland is totally under utilised at man shitty.
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Ah well, at least we've hit the magic 40 points!
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1 minute ago, wykikitoon said:
Willock must be one of our most subbed players.
Tbf he was blowing after 50 mins. Needs a rest.
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3 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:
i think you'll find that's known as a double pivot these days
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10 minutes ago, Alex said:
This lad and his rancid patter (in general) reeks of mackem like. In fact I’d rather he was because it’s fucking embarrassing if he’s actually a Newcastle fan
Aye, there's definitely a wiff of pomme frites du fromage about this guy.
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13 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:
direct rival my arse. they're 10 points below us
A direct rival? They've just sold a midfielder to fuckin arsenal!
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16 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:
According to “a friend”, it’s his lass.
Maybe it's a forced perspective kind of thing? He makes stick insects look chubby so that makes her tits look huge?
Or maybe she's so top heavy she falls over in a slight breeze?
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1 minute ago, wykikitoon said:
Aye on both accounts
Ah well, there's the pre match gee up on Tuesday when he gets presented to the faithful before KO.
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2 hours ago, Isegrim said:
What a pair of tits.
Is he cup tied? Plus, crackin set of knockers! 👌
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4 hours ago, PaddockLad said:
Am not sure, but Pep is apparently re inventing the right back role with Rico Lewis. He doesn’t go on marauding overlapping forward runs, he just moves into midfield and operates as a “no. 6”, setting the play. According to Micah Richards the other night anyway
Really? He's had zinkenko(spell check required) doing this very thing (albeit from left back) for the last 2 years. Exactly what the current Spanish arsehole manager of arsenal has been doing all this season.
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Wasn't Gordon clocked as the quickest player in the league last year? Personally think he'd fit into our system perfectly given his pressing out of possession.
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15 hours ago, Ugly Mackems said:
Not NUFC but watched a pre season North Shields v West Allotment today and watched Michael Chopra waddle (not Chris!) around for 60 minutes. He'll need to shift the timber if he plays at NL.level.
I was there watching my eldest play for North Shields. You're right about Chopra. Properly pilled the beef on.
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Megadeth at the city hall. 91 I think?
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On 22/10/2021 at 07:53, Gemmill said:
Katana is a great shout.
I second that. Best amps around for the cash. I gig mine regularly.
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Get yourself one of these Tom. Used to use one with my 120 watt head and it was great. Built like a tank as well.
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Dyche’s Desperate Dirtbags vs. Howe’s “We Only Need 45 Minutes” Dibnah Demolition Doyens. Thu, 27 Apr 19:45
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Fuckin get in ya ma's fanny!