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Evan Ndicka from Roma getting rumoured. Probably just agent chat.
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If he gets found guilty can they not just tear up his contract? Didn't they get rid of Mutu in similar circumstances? Can't remember the details.
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Just now, Craig said:
Google Cloud gone up its own backside this evening 😬
Has it? Mine seems fine.
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A 787 has crashed into a residential area in India. Looks really bad. 😢
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Who's this bellend? FFS.
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2 hours ago, toonotl said:
Why are you spastic cunts replying to me?
I wasn’t making an argument. I was relaying what happened to Rayvin in case he didn’t see the game. It wasn’t clear from his comment if he’d seen it or not.
Anyway, @Rayvin then the board decided to have a pointless argument about the space-time continuum not realising that since Elanga was two daylights offside he’d already caused a tear at the quantum level resulting in a black hole forming near the byline which the Forest striker inadvertently inhaled. It tore his innards to shreds, definitely broke several ribs, and he was then shot into the air and exploded.
The fumes are currently defusing over the residences of several Toontastic board members causing them to hallucinate violently about the possibility to form transcendental explications of cause and effect.
Better?
Tbh the only reason I responded to you was you were the last post in the queue 🤣 Apologies if you thought it was an attack. ✌️☮️
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35 minutes ago, Gemmill said:
Alreet Drago.
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16 minutes ago, toonotl said:
Maybe you’re confused on who was offside? The offside player was Elanga in the build up not the one who hurt himself going for a cross.
Through ball from Forests own half for Elanga who was offside by about 3 yards. Elanga runs the ball down field and crosses. Forest lad knackers himself on the goalpost. Then the flag goes up for Elanga being offside which was obvious from the get go.
It was an obvious offside but the current rules are the rules so the lino isn't to blame. More importantly to me, a direct rival is now a bit weaker and therefore increases our chances of CL qualification.
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if they don't go with this stone cold classic there's summat wrong...
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Apparently Indian fighter jets have dropped 500 onion bhajis and 1000 pakora on Pakistan earlier today.....
......and that's just for starters.....
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Meh, would be good to get it but I'm not gonna spit the dummy out if we don't. Let's just wait and see.
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Bump
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42 minutes ago, Renton said:
I'm interested in your qualifications in suggesting this.
I'm not even in the slightest bit interested in your interest you condescending div.
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2 hours ago, Dazzler said:
Totally agree....... We don't need to check mirrors as we're unsure how to on account of our brain injuries.....
You too? Welcome bro! 🤤
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2 hours ago, ewerk said:
This is a hate crime.Totally agree....... We don't need to check mirrors as we're the kings of the road.....
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On 26/04/2025 at 23:16, spongebob toonpants said:
100% I was expecting a draw for the rematch
Think the rematch is mandatory anyway.
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Scheduled Maintenance - Week Starting the 7th of July
in Newcastle Forum
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Yes please.