AgentAxeman
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I got a 6 Million Dollar man action doll and an Evil Knievel action bike set when i was 5. Good times............
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A little from column A, a little from column B........................
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Apologies if already posted
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Outrage over reaction to Clarkson reaction reactions
01-12-11
BRITAIN was trapped in a 'death spiral' of infinite complaints last night.
Your opinion about his opinions is the most important thing in the world
The vortex of indignation began just after 7pm when Jeremy Clarkson, the country's highest ranking oaf, presented, without a hint of irony, his detailed plan to shoot public sector workers in front of their families.
Within moments Tony Parsons, the official Left-Wing Clarkson, said people who criticise public sector workers were Nazis while, John Prescott, the former Lord High Oaf, said his successor was guilty of a 'hate crime'.
In turn Parsons was accused of outrageous anti-Semitism while Prescott was forced to deny being deputy leader of the Khmer Rouge during the 1970s.
Seconds later the country was straining at the limits of its 140 character allowance in a bid to react to the reaction reactions in a way that was guaranteed to provoke a reaction.
Bill McKay said: "People who compare strike critics to Nazis should be gassed and cremated as part of a huge, secret plan to wipe out Nazi-comparers."
Helen Archer said: "Anyone who thinks Nazi-comparers should be gassed is worse than Jeffrey Dahmer and should be raped in prison three times a day."
Nikki Hollis said: "People who say Nazi-comparers are worse than Jeffrey Dahmer want to rip my mother's heart out, eat it and puke it into a bucket which they...[new tweet] ...will then use to paint the front of my house."
Meanwhile Tom Logan, who suggested that Clarkson's original comment was, perhaps, an advert for a DVD, was accused of being a member of the Ku Klux Klan.
Logan also suggested that instead of reacting to Clarkson reaction reactions we should, perhaps, come up with some stuff we can sell to foreigners before we all end up busking in front of each other.
His house was then burned to the ground.
Last night a spokesman for the United Nations said: "Britain needs to go fuck itself in the face.""
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Tom
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Hiccy Barfday Tom! Hope you've had a smasha!
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I have this awful feeling that we're gonna get twatted today...........................
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Bladerunner for me. Class film.
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And of course any of the lercals from round the coast know about the infamous Johnny Decker. He's my friend on Facebook and there was even an online game kicking about a while back entitled 'Lendz a Tab.'
I saw Johnny on the Metro a couple of weeks ago. He'd spilt his baccy pouch on the floor and was busy scraping the contents back in!
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There used to be a lad who walked around North Shields a few years back shouting (not singing) Bon Jovi songs. We called him Mong Bon Jovi.
Daft Michael. When i worked in Greggs in Shields when i was at College, he used to shout through the door all the time. Proper loon!
aye, Michaels a character no doubt! Didnt he get a court order (or asbo or whatever) stopping him from singing in the streets?
Theres fucking loads of them knocking about in N.Shields.
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Fuckin horrible that like.
I'm with fish on this, wouldnt touch her with a barge pole.
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Fuckin horrible that like.
I'm with fish on this, wouldnt touch her with a barge pole.
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I didn't realise those two subs were such a big deal. Hardly a tragic mistake now is it Parky.
Think that they were raining down on our goal for 30 odd minutes is of little concern to you is somewhat postmodern. Well done.
'Postmodern' Classic phrase!
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What kind of sarnie?
You cant just tempt us with information and the withhold the details!!!
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1. ALthough born in the USA he had been resident in Yemen for quite some time. Surely the fact he hates his former country and acts against it declaring war and all revokes his right to protection by the constiution.
2. What about the american germans who returned home to fight for the fatherland? Should Roosevelt have been indited (sp)?
3. He was a hate filled terrorist cunt should have been made to choke to death on his own cock and balls then buried wrapped in bacon.
4. Stalin did not practise communism he practosed stalinism. What the USSR was and what it pretended to be are two different things.
1. No. He's an American citizen.
2. No. The US and Germany were at war. The US aren't at war with any nation.
3. There is no evidence of any terrorism from alwaki.
4. This must refer to summat earlier on.
1. He's a twat!
2. He was a twat! (I think most US citizens(sic) think they are at war currently)
3. He's been a twat in a former life!
4. ??????????????????????????? #confused! :#
In retrospec, I dont think you'll find many supporters on here HF.
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Tbf, we should of won wor last game last season which would have put us 8th in the final reckoning. So, whilst 3rd flatters us atm, I'd be 'Over the moon!' if we ended up 7th this season.
(Which would be nice)
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how fuckin good was that goal!
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I thought this was a US only release?
Good news if its coming to the UK
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Voted no, but I wouldnt say we've progressed as a club either.
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6"+ blokes kicking the shit out of Bafra
Who are we playing? Pixie Utd?
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Ok you can't help a broken leg but otherwise what the hell's wrong with him?!
Considering more than half of those injuries shown are hamstring then probably his hamstrings
Marcelinho was canny bad for us like. £5.8m transfer and played 17 games in 4 seasons.
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If he keeps bangin the goals in then maybe we can sell him to liverpoo in Jan? Maybe an exchange deal for one of their strikers. Ya kna, the ones that are out of form and out of favour atm...............?
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are any of these android phones worth getting then? i was hoping to ugrade my iphone 3gi, which has an ugly smashed dispaly screen, but am hearing on macrumours now that the iphone 5 isn't coming now until 2012. not happy with that and can't be arsed to wait that long with a smashed up phone if it turns out to be true.
I've had my Desire for a year and a half now and it hasnt missed a beat so I would say yes.
The Guitar Thread
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http://www.cagedguitarsystem.net/
Its actually a fairly simple thing. Very useful to beginers but its also useful if you get stuck in a rut whatever your level.