Jimbo

a fucking huge one !

Useless lanky cunt ?

What was all the talk about Nile Ranger ? ffs

Shola warming up ?

Chelsea 2-1 up

and this is news ?

Owen on for Nolan

This

Lovenkrands off for Enrique.

Villa looking to extend their lead.

Gone

Good

come on you cunts

Fuck

1626: GOAL That's no reserve-team player - if it is, we're all in trouble. Darron Gibson picks the ball up 35 yards out and unleashes a right-foot screamer that flies into the top, far corner. Incredible hit. Hull 0 - 1 Man United

GET IN !! MAN U 1 UP !!!!

Come on Man United, get a fucking goal.

I hope the cardio unit are on stand by, either that or the proctology ward.

Nerves like a virgin at a Harlem gang-bang.

This:

Our apprentice at work got a sneaky deal for his iPhone, he managed to get a business contract, the person serving him in the O2 shop said if he makes any work related phone calls he could qualify for a business contract, can't remember the exact details of the tariff but it was much better than the regular deals.

Like you'd turn her down, beggars can't be choosers remember Personally, I'd crawl over broken glass just to push matchsticks in her shit.

fill our boots or empty your bags http://www.mackanzoor.com/images/people/girls/alix_bromley/

Miss Alix Bromley.