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Thought that was a bit of an odd analogy given the casino always wins...

I believe Survation were quite accurate last time out and got it close again?

Why does Dimbleby keep saying the exit polls were an absolute shock when the polls have been closing for weeks and I believe @Happy Face posted one just yesterday which showed them neck and neck?

How the fuck have Scotland and NI fucked this up? I'm raging.

Biggest shock in this whole election is @Christmas Tree talking a lot of sense.

I'll be campaigning for a cabinet position on #teamparky. @Park Life please send me a reading list to begin my re-education.

October!

Jeremy in October?

Fucking Rudd.

Dimbleby talking about droning May now.

Paddy Power pretty damned sure May is staying as PM now.

Nice, ty. I was looking for something like that. @Rayvin

Aye, I don't understand how the forecast is still 318 when Labour have taken some shocking seats and none have gone the other way. May's done for too.

Jealous Can't believe I didn't have the foresight to get some drinks in.

You fuckers better not be nodding off (or nodding out in @Christmas Tree 's case).

If I had to use one word to describe her, it would be 'bewildered'. How the fuck is she a politician?

Not even her voice is strong a stable.

He fucking looked like he was.

Cowies!

Is the producer/director/whatever who's talking over the BBC feed only on iPlayer? Swearing and everything.