adios

It's less "with this club" and more "at a nursing home in sunny California" tbh. Though admittedly Toontastic is my echo chamber.

Someone needs to sneak a picture of the Prophet Mohammed onto their printing press.

At the very least your undertitle needs to be changed to Layvin.

Better?

Sorry to hear that; I hear it can be quite common for men of your age.

Lovely stuff.

I've never heard of that site; are they legit? Defo having one of them if they are.

How very dare you, sir!

Well this is awkward....aren't you the one who usually does the apologising?

I'm already setting the rotisserie in my coffin to spin dry cycle.

Couldn't be less bothered. #teamnoelie

April 3rd apparently:

Can't help it.

Well he certainly can't now.

Added you both; hopefully I got the names right.

You could have just PM'd @Noelie tbh.

Don't see how that's possible given I just drank them all.

Please don't mention May and rear exits in the same post.

Watching his goals from last season, I think the furthest out he scored from was from the penalty spot. So he's not the kind of striker that's going to look impressive when he's not putting it in the back of the net but maybe he's got great positional sense? Hard to tell much from a highlight reel.

I'm going to get the full VR treadmill setup when they're properly available with the kinks worked out. If you're going to look like a prick, you might as well go the whole hog.

The Illuminati are more powerful than I imagined.

*allegedly