Kevin

Congrats stevie, you fell for their wind up, he's probably pissing himself laughing at you tbh.

I enjoy playing billiards aswell Dave.

He's a free agent, you fucking lemonhead. And Everton will obvs offer him a contract. Hmm Newcastle or Everton, tough choice He's become a free agent because Everton didn't offer him a new contract, its a weird one like, they hardly just forgot to do it... But the teams that will come in for him, you surely can't believe that he'd want to come to a bottom PL club do you?

He's a free agent, you fucking lemonhead. And Everton will obvs offer him a contract. Hmm Newcastle or Everton, tough choice

Fuckin' Mackems. Vile creatures, the lot of them

We won't, he'd rather stay at everton, FAKT.

Apart from Kevin. I know who I thought it was. Someone who's name is the anagram of KRAPY Jeeeees Stevie, don't tell the mods i'm Fop

Very quiet here as of late

What a thick cunt

I wonder if that appearance clause is still in effect? Wasn't that why we stopped playing him? His form had suffered too IIRC, but the only way you regain form is to play EDIT: and he's got to be better than Ameobi Kevin can score more than Wor Foluwashola and he's a gimp. FYP! FYP Zing

Is it true that the nicest place to go out in Glasgow is, in fact, Edingburgh? Edinburgh* If you're trying to be funny at least use correct grammar, Dave.

Is that the A-Team ?

I bet he's the type of bastard who when going to a mates BBQ, he takes a four-pack of Tesco Value Lager and drinks his mates Stella. How did you know

Someone goes to rob me and i'll punch the clean fuck into them Aye 24 but for £16, any 2 beer or cider sets at tesco for £16

Six 12 hr shifts at the clowns place and you'll be all square That would mean i make less than a pound an hour. LMAO mate I could earn that in one shift

Fuckin' cheap? Fuck off billy. 24 bud - £16 Vodski - £18 Cider - £1 Peach schnapps - £13 4 Carlsberg - £4 £50 !!!

Nah seriously though, i heard rum and coke was nice, is it?

No I won't

Is that Northern Irish slang for sucking off another man, and gargling with their cum whilst dressed up as a seal? Sometimes I wonder what goes through your mind Billy boy A lot more than yours Kevin! < Am I the only one who finds that little guy so cute ?

Is that Northern Irish slang for sucking off another man, and gargling with their cum whilst dressed up as a seal? Sometimes I wonder what goes through your mind Billy boy

700ml.

Is rum nice? I just got a 10 glass of Tesco's own brand Rum

Oi bruv i will shank you

Are you calling me a prick or summat bruv?

I'd personally go for a real vagina but, each to their own c4nt diss4gr33 d3r bruv lmao pmsl