Kevin

I take it back. If you're just going to use me like that... Like Kevin's actually had sex Even if he has, I doubt it was with a webperv posing as Miley Cyrus. It's kind of like losing your virginity all over again, but with even deeper mental scars. typical of you always wanting it to be deeper

I take it back. If you're just going to use me like that... Like Kevin's actually had sex

I take it back. If you're just going to use me like that... Fuck

yeah I was going to decline the cam2cam invite, but if this is the sort of action that awaits, I'm in. Delightful

I'm more of a one night stand person, bang one, bang another and so on and so forth..

Dave Dave Dave.. thats stupid. I don't need to send pictures of "fitter blokes" to get pictures of a left nipple. Google have that for me, save me some hassle Anyway, bigman, why don't you have a bird? impatience oh, she couldn't wait long enough for you to get it up? I guess your mum is used to you splooging in your pants the second she takes off the burkha... yeah

Dave Dave Dave.. thats stupid. I don't need to send pictures of "fitter blokes" to get pictures of a left nipple. Google have that for me, save me some hassle Anyway, bigman, why don't you have a bird? impatience oh, she couldn't wait long enough for you to get it up?

He won't even do that to me on MSN and I am definitely a 17-year-old Miley Cyrus lookalike. You are, AND you can suck a golf ball through a straw, so, y'know that's probably better than her I mean, she's a tween and you're a twink Talk English you silly drunken man

He won't even do that to me on MSN and I am definitely a 17-year-old Miley Cyrus lookalike. cam2cam?? xx

Dave Dave Dave.. thats stupid. I don't need to send pictures of "fitter blokes" to get pictures of a left nipple. Google have that for me, save me some hassle Anyway, bigman, why don't you have a bird?

Heyyyyyyy Dave

Backing down then ?

Oh, then there's proof C'mon Craig, name change

You can't back down on this one Craig Where did the comments "dissapppear" to ..

No way José, I won fair and square

I seem to remember a little deal we had. I said if england reach the semi's i would change my name to "i'm a cunt" you then said you would change YOUR's to "I'm A Cunt" or "Kevin's A Cunt" if they didn't. Going back over the thread it appears those comments are gone. Get your name changed

A witness said: "His watch was a big shiny square thing covered in jewels, the light was flashing off it. I don't know what make it was, but it was worth a few quid."

But apparently you can rob it

I thought it was too. He really does need a hair cut that collocini boy

Footballer Danny Simpson was mugged for his £20,000 watch as he left a barbers. The Newcastle United defender, 23, was targeted by two youths who had been in the shop. They slipped outside and waited for Simpson before swiping his platinum timepiece and smashing his mobile to stop him calling the police. The former Man United star was walking to his £55,000 Audi A5 car when the robbers threatened to "end his career" unless he gave them the watch. They then fled from the scene in Old Trafford, Manchester, in a Fiat Punto. A witness said: "His watch was a big shiny square thing covered in jewels, the light was flashing off it. I don't know what make it was, but it was worth a few quid." Simpson, who is set to miss the start of the Premier League season with an ankle injury, was left "close to tears". A spokesman for Greater Manchester Police said a woman reported a man had been mugged for his watch - but officers "could not locate a victim". ------------------

Mines was about £2m, so yeah