Kevin

Nice, I'd personally go for a rubber vagina. Wouldn't get the rubber anus, no point.

Like a fleshlight but doesn't need batteries. a fleshlight needs batteries ?

What's a starfish? I think mine is cancer.

I'm going with on my brother's friends bus so.. Oh and wacky, i fuckin love you dude, why do you not stalk me as much anymore bbz xo

Creeps.

Tomorrow night will be my last day on until Monday, don't miss me too much

I got 24 bud and a bottle of tesco's cider (£1 ) So; 24 bud 1.5 litre vodka 1 bottle of cider 3 bottles of wkd 1 bottle of peach schnapps 4 carlsberg

I wonder if that appearance clause is still in effect? Wasn't that why we stopped playing him? His form had suffered too IIRC, but the only way you regain form is to play EDIT: and he's got to be better than Ameobi Kevin can score more than Wor Foluwashola because he's a pimp. Oh wait ! you meant goals. FYP!

He's a striker.

We need a lot more and a lot better signings!!

Yeah Well dude, good luck with selling your boxes G.Bye

I farkin love you Kev RESULT x 2 !!

YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOO First game on Sky, RESULT

Cheap photo shoot, puma could only afford two pictures so they crammed everything in to them both

Wouldn't mind him tbh, could do a job for us. Certainly better than Ameobi..

Congrats! And to pass your induction, all you have to do is enjoy one night of pleasure with Louise:

I think so. When i'm up the town now im going to go and set up a bank account.. Years ago i had a old smart account and i know you need your passport and a letter with your name/address on it to prove address, will it be grand if i just look to swap my account to a new one with just a passport?

Dude I've been here a few years, my last account broke 9 days ago

Think so aye. Rang them and some boy said louise will ring me in 24 hours to organise my induction

aye shes blue.

Andrew it's me Kevin

Ya mawn, keepin' it reggae

Tell me Mr. Geeza, how much do you buy these boxes for? £50, maybe £60 a pop?

So I should know in 10 hours if i got the job ..