Kevin

People actually pay attention to that triple-distilled etc. shit ?

fucking hell I don't drink often, its more of an occasional thing. I'm getting a litre bottle of Glens vodka, and i already have a half bottle of Tesco Imperial vodka in my room. Classy. One of the older posters on here recommends Carlsberg Special Brew as a cheap alternative to Belgian beer so you should give that a try. Not a fan of cans of beer, only cold bottles. And you can't take bottles down.

fucking hell I don't drink often, its more of an occasional thing. I'm getting a litre bottle of Glens vodka, and i already have a half bottle of Tesco Imperial vodka in my room.

I reckon i will if im being honest. The only thing that i feel could stop them is i look young? I reckon that's why i never got them other jobs, either that or im horrible at interviews but good on paper

Different supermarket ! I've never tasted white lightning, is it nice? It is horrendous. Mixed with own-brand cola and own-brand blackcurrant squash, however, the sheer excess of cheapness starts to eat away at itself and ends up producing an acceptably efficient bucketful of cheap sense-devastator if you're sufficiently desperate to get away from the horror of your everyday life. So basically I'd leave it until after the interview before investigating further. Will do Frosty Jacks mixed with blackcurrent isn't bad I'm still thinking whether to bring down strongbow or frosties to Oxegen.. you don't, you bring spirits.... warm fucking cider ughh Don't have the money for about 4/5 litres of vodka 30strongbow for £15 in sainsburys, litre of glenns £12 and 2 bottles of strongbow £5. I don't even know where im going to get the money for all that.

Different supermarket ! I've never tasted white lightning, is it nice? It is horrendous. Mixed with own-brand cola and own-brand blackcurrant squash, however, the sheer excess of cheapness starts to eat away at itself and ends up producing an acceptably efficient bucketful of cheap sense-devastator if you're sufficiently desperate to get away from the horror of your everyday life. So basically I'd leave it until after the interview before investigating further. Will do Frosty Jacks mixed with blackcurrent isn't bad I'm still thinking whether to bring down strongbow or frosties to Oxegen..

Khay it's me, it's Kevin !! Respect

PS - Tom, any update ? EDIT - Respect

Where the fuck did you pull that idea from ?

Different supermarket ! I've never tasted white lightning, is it nice?

holy fuck

aye thats the one on the waterside, nah that's too far away from my house. I bought a bottle of Strongbow and a litre of vodka in the tesco's beside it 3 weeks ago

Bet its the one with the drivethru and that starbucks accross the way edit..might be a subway can never remember Nah I think you mean the one on the waterside? Or is the one you're on about in the shopping centre? Mines is beside sainsburys (if you have a clue where that is). I reckon i'll be stuck on the drive through for an on the job evaluation as the rest of the shop is closed due to renovation.

Well in 24 hours i'll be in there

Remember that customers will either want their burgers rare, medium or well done. Dude.. it's McDonalds, you get your burgers too rare and you'll like it

Why would i hold my breath? That's just stupid, i'd pass out or summat innit Catching on quick Catching on to what? You're either trying to be ironically humerous and dying on your feet or you're quite simply immensely stupid (2nd brightest in the year, eh?) I'm plumbing for the latter aye that was my point on his interview thread. Not sure what he would gain from that other than the attention he craves and to be fair he's achieved that. Give me more credit than that fella's. Respect

Seriously though, are there not any restaurants you could go for instead? Easy tips None at all. You have no idea how hard it is to get a part time job around here, which is why i resorted to applying for mcdonalds. It's not a busy mcdonalds, there's one in the center of town which gets about 1000 people in on saturdays, mines is a quietish one :/ still mcdonalds though Oh and primark were taking last month, over 2000 applied which shows how hard it is.

This will cure that!

will you also be packing your maxi-pads and a pashmina? but just to clarify, what's a "serious" drug. (don't get me wrong, I'm not saying you should take anything, I'm only messing) I found a bottle in the fridge so i stole it Serious drugs - heroin, coke, ecstacy, any other things you snort, inject or swallow really. Not the worst idea you've had (I wouldn't tell any girls you're going for a job at MacDonalds like... ) I'm not telling any boys either (no homo)

will you also be packing your maxi-pads and a pashmina? but just to clarify, what's a "serious" drug. (don't get me wrong, I'm not saying you should take anything, I'm only messing) I found a bottle in the fridge so i stole it Serious drugs - heroin, coke, ecstacy, any other things you snort, inject or swallow really.

None, don't take drugs (serious drugs) and wouldn't touch them (serious drugs). I'm taking 30 strongbow, 1.5 litre vodka, 2 bottles of cider, bottle of peach schnapps, 6 carlsberg.

Nothing, going to oxegen next week so saving the money for then. Frost Jack's, hard to beat

To-fucking-ché my man. Respect, ayyyyy

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22 hours, 9 minutes now gents