Kevin

Come on then, tell us a few of your line? May I ask you dave, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice --------------- I've lost my number, can I have yours ? -------------- My friend said will you meet me? -------------- I would bang you . easy as that my pedigree chum

At least you're spelling it right now... I also spelled the longest word in the English dichonarry right

at my age 50p a can is dear your a chump, buying a tenner cocktail to get a bit of pussy! have some dignity man! I just whip out the chat up lines and they come to me

This time next week you'll be lying on a guerney as an exasperated nurse explains to you the dangers of excessive consumption of cheap cider which include the incontinence and vomitting you experienced that very night. She'll then get fingered by someone far cooler than you. Doubt it budsworth, it's hard to find someone cooler than me if i'm being honest Strongbow isn't cheap cider m'dear Fuckin' £15 for 30 cans, what do they think i am? an adult, cunts

Best line in eminem's new album - "Get off my dick, dick's too short a word for my dick, get off my antidisestablishmentarianism you prick" - Fuckin' genius

ooh kinky K'Naan - Wavin' Flag.

Bless the critter

Is wacky a "little person" Would explain why he's angry at the world tbh.

Yeah superstars

This time next week I'll be sitting in a field covered in shit. CLASSSSSSSS

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Knowing Northern Ireland, your house would be egged every night My house is too big to paint a mural on it ( ). You live at the barnardos hostel you thick wanker Somebody's in a bad mood tonight. What's wrong Wacky? Someone need a hug ? He's just pissed off because he's in court (and the papers) again. By the way Wacky, can I have my Baseball bat back or what? Shit, wacky's a midget Little critter

Fair 'nuff. Who is he?

Knowing Northern Ireland, your house would be egged every night My house is too big to paint a mural on it ( ). You live at the barnardos hostel you thick wanker Somebody's in a bad mood tonight. What's wrong Wacky? Someone need a hug ?

My post count used to be 1700

Fuck off you fat faced cowardly mackem cunt, stick to wearing zany coloured wigs and licking arse. Pm me if you want your face smashed in.

You're not putting your little bum poker anywhere near my face bucko. dude, i dont poke my bum so whose bum do you poke? Now that would be telling and i think so Dr Kenneth Noisewater.

We already look better than them tbh. Who would you rather have bum fun with, Chris Hughton or Steve Bruce?

You're not putting your little bum poker anywhere near my face bucko. dude, i dont poke my bum

Probably ... You can't pull that off Kevin, that was Fop's meat and drink. You can do anything if you put your mind to it. except get a job at Crack-donalds, or so it seems. I'll find out either tomorrow, saturday, sunday or monday. Then im gonna rub it in your face when im pulling in the big bucks

Probably ... You can't pull that off Kevin, that was Fop's meat and drink. You can do anything if you put your mind to it.

So who will be buying it then I have £50, but i certainly will not spend it on this cheap bit of shit.

Probably ...

Do we have to finish above them?