Kevin

Feck me, a thread where i asked if the easter bunny was good turns into a thread about gay sex

He was fucking on the pitch 4 minutes or something? Now Geordie Lad I would normally enjoy reading these but this has just took the biscuit completely. And even branding Guthrie at 6.5 is a bit light, he did well. Shola aswell you can't rate him he didn't get a touch of the ball for fook sake. Buck up or buck off !

Seen it.

Exactly, football is all about relegation and promotion. We were shit enough to get relegated and no we are back. Ash will spunk the cash like a well endowed Black man on porn hub to see us safely into a mid table finish in our first year back. This relegation was coming like a steam train for the last few years and thank fuck we have recovered from it so quick. Over to you Fat Mike to prove the doubters wrong. Ship up or ship out. Post of the season Get behind the team and the fat man you depressing old coots !!

Do you reckon sky just bought the black eyed peas album?

What was the attendance?

An overhead kick by Nolan Brilliant.

Tjos os ot ;adssssssssssss ! The joys of typing without looking

I don't think we've kicked a decent ball all season so that's quite appropriate. I'm usually an optimist but unless we're sold I see absolutely no reason to celebrate. The typical delusion of the average geordie. Why the fuck can you not understand newcastle will not be sold in the near future, no rich arab is going to come in and throw the manager £100mil. Something that some fans need to understand. We have to get on with it the best way we can.

Kill the mood why don't ya?

Why the fuck is sky giving us this faggot little memorial video?

Aye praise be to Keegan!! Thanks King Kev for getting us promoted WE ARE GEORDIES, SUPER GEORDIES, SHIT STANDARD OF CHAMPIONSHIP FOOTBALL AND OUR MOSTLY PREMIER LEAGUE SQUAD IS OUR KING! Much Better

Aye praise be to Keegan!! Thanks King Kev for getting us promoted

Feels good doesn't it ?

Odds on us going into administration and dropping points and losing in the play offs?

We are back ! Might I just add - We pissed this league. What a shit league.

SO FUCKING CLOSEEEEEEE !

The team thats going to officialy take us back to the bigtime is................................... Steve Harper, Danny Simpson, Fabricio Coloccini, Mike Williamson, Jose Enrique, Wayne Routledge, Kevin Nolan ©, Danny Guthrie, Jonas Gutierrez, Peter Lovenkrands, Andy Carroll Subs: Tim Krul, Tamas Kadar, Joey Barton, Leon Best, Nicky Butt, Ryan Taylor, Shola Ameobi

The fuck? Keeper should've slapped the cunt!

you really are full of shit Feisty one you are In a totally unrelated matter im eating revels and i got two coffees in a row!! The odds of that Well assuming that you havent picked out all of the malterers first (making the assumption that they are larger and rounder than the rest), you have a current bag and not either a pre-eviction or limited edition new flavour one (thereby making the bag contain 5 flavours and not 6) and that you're not picking the chocolates out and smelling them before putting back then we can calculate the odds using the 4_C_2 method. In this case it would be 5_C_2 (5 Chooses 2). The added complication however comes in the size of the bag. Revels being harder to equate to numbers than Maltesers due to their differing weight and size. Maltesers 100g bag however contains around 48 items, as Maltesers are the largest of the Revels family then we can assume there are more Revels than Maltesers, making it 55 would be a sensible rounded amount. Therefore on average there are 20 chocolates in a 35g bag, 55 in a 100g and 97 in a Family bag (175g). Assuming the distribution of coffee to malteser, chocolate disc, orange and toffee is equal then we can say there are 4, 11 and 19 in each sized bag respectively. Therefore the odds on getting two coffees in a row are: I see ...

Thanks Geordie lad ! had no idea it was on TV. 10 minutes to promotion!!!

Wheres the forest match on?!!!?!

14 votes each

My internet was shit when we were in the PL so there was no point in me looking for streams so I didn't notice but are we on a stream week in week out?

He's not going to sell. Kloseeeee Fred.