Kevin

Fecking comedians

#YAS

Saggy, shirley? Same facking thing, either way he looks like a crusty towel.

For what ????

Fucking have it harry you soggy old cunt!

Golly jee, thanks Mike

Alright nice solid win as predicted, onwards and upwards I say. And Westbrom flooding the pitch? Fack me they've been promoted 4 times in 9 years and they still celebrate like this

FUCKKKKKKKKKK :@!! Get hughton out now! sloppy defending is all Ashleys fault!! blah blah blah.

WE WANT 5 !! WE WANT 5 !!

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS NOLANNNNNNNN

Oh because you are part of that crowd ? Could of been 47,011 !!! pipe down Monkey Boy. I've an excuse, I'm in London, why aren't you there? Only 4 goals in the both the Premier League and the Championship... I'm in Ireland Wanna potato? I've got loads... Nah its alright, I'm about to go out to my farm anyway and harvest some. Might go for a pint of Guiness aswell later after my bowl of stew tbs Taco Bell Syndrome? Totally Baked Son?

Oh because you are part of that crowd ? Could of been 47,011 !!! pipe down Monkey Boy. I've an excuse, I'm in London, why aren't you there? Only 4 goals in the both the Premier League and the Championship... I'm in Ireland Wanna potato? I've got loads... Nah its alright, I'm about to go out to my farm anyway and harvest some. Might go for a pint of Guiness aswell later after my bowl of stew

Oh because you are part of that crowd ? Could of been 47,011 !!! pipe down Monkey Boy. I've an excuse, I'm in London, why aren't you there? Only 4 goals in the both the Premier League and the Championship... I'm in Ireland

Oh because you are part of that crowd ? Could of been 47,011 !!!

JONASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Facking stream or what ??

Is there any rivers running round the valley? Preferably ones we can see.

In: Mark Viduka (Middlesbrough, free), Joey Barton (Man City, £5.8m), David Rozehnal (Paris St Germain, £2.9m), Geremi (Chelsea, free), Alan Smith (Manchester United, £6m), Claudio Cacapa (Lyon, free), Jose Enrique (Villareal, £6.3m), Habib Beye (Marseille, undisclosed), Abdoulaye Faye (Bolton, undisclosed). Out: Scott Parker (West Ham, £7m), Titus Bramble (Wigan, free), Antoine Sibierski (Wigan, free), Craig Moore (released), Olivier Bernard (released), Alan O’Brien (Hibernian, undisclosed), Pavel Srineck (released), Lee Clark (retired), Kirs Gate (released), Andy Carroll (Preston, loan), Kieron Dyer (West Ham, 6m), Paul Huntington (Leeds, undisclosed), Nolberto Solano (West Ham, undisclosed). ________________________________________________________________ Summer 2007, again there's just no telling what Mike is going to do. I'd say all the players bought comes to around £30m (if predicting undisclosed fees) and we only brought in roughly £15-£20m. Summer 2009 we spent nothing at all. But to sum it all up Mike could give us anything from £0-£30m, either way I'm counting no chickens. EDIT - And yes barring the first transfer window we had with Mike he has always walked away with a nice little bit of profit. I hope hes been saving that profit for a rainy season.

Which is what will happen imo Agreed. Three year plan is what we should be looking at really. Summer 2010...OUT: Butt, Pancrate, Hall and Best (£1mil)...IN: 1st choice RB, CM and CF + LB, LW and RW as cover = £25mil - Aim: Staying up. Summer 2011...OUT: Shola, Smith, Nolan and Lovenkrands (5mil??)...IN: CF x2, CM x2 + Few youngsters with potential = £30mil - Aim: Mid table to top half (12th - 8th) Summer 2012...OUT: Anyone aging...IN: 1st choice big hitting CF, Top quality CB and Top quality LW + RW = £50mil - Aim: Top 6-7 Simples. Aye £105mil over 3 years. Fuck me you need a good kick up the arse. Tbf 25mil this summer and more or less the same the summer after isnt too much to expect IF FMA has indeed learned from his mistakes and does infact want to have a go. However after readin that back 50mil in the 3rd summer mite of been too much. £50mil over 3 summers is a bit much to expect in my honest opinion See thats from one extreme to another really. If we are 1st of all to establish ourselves and stay in the PL after next season then 25mil needs to be spent. Then if we are to progress up the table then another 25mil needs to be spent. Futher to that if we are to get close to european football in 3 years then a minimum of 25mil would need to be spent again. This...is only what i think SHOULD happen if we are to get anywhere close to where we were under KK and SBR...... FMA has the chance to right some wrongs and a good summer would go a long way towards that. I fully expect him to sell up after next season though. That's what you think should happen, Mike probably has a whole different idea about the transfer market. Looking back at summer 08 under KK he did dip into his pocket a little bit. Players In: Jonas Gutierrez (RCD Mallorca - Newcastle Utd) Undisclosed Fee Danny Guthrie (Liverpool - Newcastle Utd) Undisclosed Fee Fabricio Coloccini (Deportivo La Coruna - Newcastle Utd) £10.3million Ignacio Gonzalez (Valencia - Newcastle Utd) Loan Deal Xisco (Deportivo La Coruna - Newcastle Utd) Undisclosed Fee Players Out: Peter Ramage (Newcastle Utd – QPR) Free Transfer James Troisi (Released) Stephen Carr (Released) David Rozenhal (Newcastle Utd - SS Lazio) £2.9million Emre Belozoglu (Newcastle Utd - Fenerbahce) Undisclosed Fee Abdoulaye Faye (Newcastle Utd - Stoke City) £2,250,000 James Milner (Newcastle Utd - Aston Villa) £12million Granted that Milner did give him a little back . I'll expect him to spend about £10m and then the rest to be generated through the sales of players, hopefully Smith Ameobi, Raylor and fecking release Pancake and Butt to free up some wages! Only the fat man can answer these questions sadly.

Class. I cant see a facking thing

Yeah great software. Who owns my house?

Which is what will happen imo Agreed. Three year plan is what we should be looking at really. Summer 2010...OUT: Butt, Pancrate, Hall and Best (£1mil)...IN: 1st choice RB, CM and CF + LB, LW and RW as cover = £25mil - Aim: Staying up. Summer 2011...OUT: Shola, Smith, Nolan and Lovenkrands (5mil??)...IN: CF x2, CM x2 + Few youngsters with potential = £30mil - Aim: Mid table to top half (12th - 8th) Summer 2012...OUT: Anyone aging...IN: 1st choice big hitting CF, Top quality CB and Top quality LW + RW = £50mil - Aim: Top 6-7 Simples. Aye £105mil over 3 years. Fuck me you need a good kick up the arse. Tbf 25mil this summer and more or less the same the summer after isnt too much to expect IF FMA has indeed learned from his mistakes and does infact want to have a go. However after readin that back 50mil in the 3rd summer mite of been too much. £50mil over 3 summers is a bit much to expect in my honest opinion

I'd expect only Irish/Norn Irish ones to understand but the Jawdies can have a crack