snakehips

It's probably just a piss-take of the media by big Ash and KK; get them all running round like headless chickens after all the shite they've put out about NUFC over the past six months. I'd laugh me cock off if this were the case.

Talksport newsreader: "We're getting unconfirmed reports that Kevin Keegan may have left Newcastle United" And this tart has probably got a journalism degree and English A-Level. Lord help us

Yup the BBC giving a hint of credence is the most worrying. Divvent worry about the BBC *spits*. They are just joining in with the hysteria in case there is some truth in the story and they are left reporting nothing.

That's because hysteria has created a domino effect among the press not because it's true Mobs have been spotted with torches already. Release the hounds!!!

By the length of time passing since the rumours started, surely it must be fact that he hasn't walked?

'When you're chewing on life's gristle, just give a little whistle. Always look on the bright side of life.'

I heard it. Why do Geordies sound so fuckin' cringetastic on the radio/telly ??

Since when have SSN been the barometer for quality reportage? Because then, and only then, will it appear on Jimbo's telly meaning it is true. Sky have to have Jimbo's permission.

Whose round is it, perhaps??

and yet you cling to you "crap wum" moniker as if it were the only facet to your personality? Trust me that is opinion held by most, if not all, non NUFC. Just because you don't like it doesnt make it a wind up. No, its what your ill-informed media-lapping know-nowt mates think. Big difference. The media deals in simple stories as half its readership are below average intelligence and you dont want to alienate half the readership with complicated things like reality. You're a case in point. He walked out on you first time round, He walked out on Fulham, He walked out on England during qualifying, He retired at City......or did he. Those are the facts I dont need the media to tell me that when the going gets tough....KK gets gone. Seemed appropriate to bring this up now. You're so insightful. Do one, please.

I would take shearer over wise! Next manager WILL be Dennis Wise though IMO - it's the reason they've installing him as DOF in the first place, building some continuity. FWIW, I don't want him as next manager but I think it's already decided (regardless of whether KK has gone yet). IF, and it's only an if right now, Keegan has gone Wise would be manager. However, that would have to be only as temporary manager until a permanent one was found. The thought of that odious little cunt managing my team makes my hair stand on end.

I was going to say Slavan Bilic, but I just remembered we already have a manager: KEVIN KEEGAN - he has not resigned.

They're worse than fuckin' stalkers. And they wonder why we call them sad.

Thanks, Tom. Your reassurances have been most welcome.

Surviving. I guess that is all we can look forward to, as big Ash obviously doesn't want to spend his money on NUFC (despite his comments of 'you can't take it with you' when he first took over and everyone was anticipating him getting his cheque book out).

That means exactly jack shit. Surely ALL of us have heard the same story on the radio this morning???? As someone said, surely there would only be a statement rather than a press conference?

Ended up going to sunlun for £9.6m.

Well nufc should have the common decency to tell their supporters to get to bed as nothing more is going to happen. Cunst.

Okay, okay. Move along. Nothing to see here.

Mrs hips went to bed in a huff when I showed her the thread The thread. Caant

Mrs hips went to bed in a huff when I showed her the thread

Pew, Pew, Barney, McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble, Grub.

Oh I'm not so sure. Chopra went for over £5m last year ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. cough.

Please, please get some help mate. Honestly I am not taking the piss I am just worried what was his point? I'm still lost I think he just randomly decided to pick out who is and isn't a Geordie, probably spends many hours a day doing this. Walks through town staring at people trying to work out where they are from and whether or not they are cunts. If that was the case I wouldn't have been included, being South Shields scum. I'm surprised your posts aren't blocked really, coming from where you do!!

They all smell, is the only conclusion I can come to. Had Radgi been included as well, I would have put money on it!