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What he said.

Don't forget Amdy Faye. He's there to protect the back four, so I'm told.

Are we sure this is not written by adults? Some of the sentences seem way too much for under tens imo.

And Robbie Elliot

Howay LM, put it up here so we can see it as well. Please. I LUV looking at pics of SJP old and new (preferably old though). And no, it doesn't turn me on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JEEEEEZ, I am really shocked at that khay! I hope you're at work with such keek on your 'puter? What's the home page on your own pc? Mine's the bluyonder page which reminds me I really must change it.

That has got my day off to a brilliant start. Top marks.

Yes, I'd be ecstatic. The football last season was absolute crap. I could not see what Souness was trying to do. Unfortunately, I haven't been able to get to any pre-season games so I cannot say if anything has improved; however, I have never put much emphasis on pre-season games as anything to go by for the following season so I doubt I've missed much. I want us to succeed. I want us to finish higher. I want us to steamroller teams with neat, passing football. Unfortunately, I just don't see it happening. We finished a crappy 14th last time and to finish 6th next season would mean (to me) that we were moving in the right direction.

Where do the El D's and Buckfast's of this world fit in the scale?

of course, but then he should at least put some pressure on the manager. hands up here weather you'd be happy if we finished 6th, cause he's saying thats is what we should be achieving this season. Would you call 6th place job done, no its a dissapointment no matter how you think we'll do, i doubt you'll be happy unless realistically we finish 4th. I would not call it a successful finish finishing any lower. The wages we pay, we need CL football and the fans we generate need it too, to say 6th is a good finish is unacceptable imo, when bobby faced the sack last year for finishing below 4th. 9599[/snapback] *raises hand* I would be ecstatic if we finished 6th next season, and I am being totally honest. I am quite worried at the moment and would happily settle for 6th now.

Every cloud has a silver lining!

Ah, Mateus Rose (sp). Now that is definitely worth a bottle now and again. And it looks good anarl. I surely must have bought the odd bottle or two in my dark and distant to impress some chick!!!!! Probably ended up pissed though and wrecked the moment!

Hulls a shitehole to say the least however theres a nightclub called the Tower where the lads call it the "Tower in an hour" cos if you cant score within 60 mins then theres summit wrong wiv you. 9593[/snapback] Sounds a real classy joint! There's an idea of a new thread - Classy Joints around the UK (or places to avoid unless in desperate need of a shag)

For every ying, there's a yang! No rouge pour moi, merci; it makes me vomit - literally! White only thankyou. Vouvray (sp) is rather nice but I am no expert. I find that the more money you spend on the stuff, the worse it tastes. Have been known to arse a bottle now and again as it is guaranteed to get the snake well and truly in the party mood!

I have it on good authority that the ladies in Hull outnumber the men. And no, I don't know what time the next train leaves

Don't panic folks. Souness has now had the much-needed pre-season to formulate tactics and mould the team into the force it will surely be. He didn't get the pre-season last time and that was the reason for the poor performances so we were told. Now he has had this pre-season, he has no excuses. I just hope nobody - especially him - comes out with, 'well it's not his team is it' bollocks when things don't go according to plan. But, as usual, I could be wrong and being a NUFC supporter I will always give him the chance he deserves. That chance, though, doesn't have much time to go I have to say. As usual, I will apologise to one and all if my suspicions are wrong and I will be the happiest man around if I do end up apologising.

What does this focker know about football, eh? I mean, he was on Talksport this morning and predicted Souness would be the first sacking of the season!

If Owen comes here I promise to stop kicking cats for a whole year! I somehow think that my fur-covered astronauts will remain that way for some time! Hope I'm wrong though.

Some exceedingly luverly laydees in this thread (and exceedingly 'w**d-inducing' ones at that, for someone who has been away for two months ) but would it be possible for someone to put some pics of women with a little more meat on them please? Oh, and I'm not talking Bella Emberg or Hattie Jaques (sp) (there's one for the older listeners) either; just women with a bit more to handle - muuuuuch more sexy

I must be the only person who doesn't find this sort of thing remotely funny! It scares the shit out of me when people do this sort of thing when I consider the possible consequenses. I can see why people do think it funny, it's just in my nature to be a bit of an accident preventer at heart I reckon.

*Sliiiiiiithers in* Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeloooooooooooo! It takes us snakes a while to trudge round all these sites y'knaa! Four and a half thousand miles away at the moment on a very limited connection. However, do not fear, I shall be back home to annoy you on a regular basis at the end of next week. Thanks for letting me know where everyone was hiding 'gol. Catch y'all later.