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there's no fire without smoke, or is the cat fully bound and gagged in that sack? The bag that is earmarked for the cat is currently holding the powder to keep it dry.....

To me, to you. To me, to you. Has anyone got the mental strength to actually read all of that ???

No, kidda, you're still alive Long time no see. Hope you're doing okay.

Bought mrs hips a laptop (I'm using it at the moment). I installed mozilla firefox on it (thanks to 2J's recommendations a while ago). Should I still download an anti virus program as well e.g. AVG ?? Oh, and Java says it needs to be updated. What the fuck is Java ??? Thanks folks

Could ban you if you want? Just try it, fella. This place would die a slow, agonising, death. You need the highest level of poster on here :icon_lol:

And why does Jocham Low wear a woman's blouse ?????

I wish they would ban these FUCKIN' big telly screens :icon_lol:

Motson's back :icon_lol: He's like a fat, over-excitable kid at times.

Fudk me The Torks have got Ryan Giggs playing for them!!! GOAL TORKY !!!!!

2008 and we have this !!!!!!!

motson's commentary is a second faster than the picture at the moment!!!!!!!!!!

Dickweed snakey, everyone knows that.

Cunts and Cunthooks I wonder what sort of bait is best to use with cunthooks ??

Sure to get a great reception when he goes to the Boleyn What Rodders got will pale into insignificance, I reckon

Whitley Bay was a gold mine when I was a kid. Going 'bottling' on the links and beach, to take them back for the deposit was a good source of income. Up the Villa

As Bob Marley sang, "Have no fear for atomic energy, as none of us can stop the time". Not so much singing about nuclear weapons, but the problem we have is the same thing i.e. fear. Fear that the Iranians will launch an attack on Israel and set off a chain reaction throughout the world. We can only hope that if they do get 'the bomb', they will refrain from using it forever. The knowledge that Iran would be completely obliterated if they did attempt to start firing first must surely make them completely against using it. I guess they see having 'it' as a bargaining chip, rather than a justifiable weapon to use. Let's not forget, however, that there are many, many, Iranians who wish to have a better relationship with 'the west'. There is a significant educated class In Iran that would very much like for their country to become far less isolated as they are now.

Me too. And raw potatoes. I used to pinch the odd raw chip when my Granny was making them. Which reminds me - finishing off the bowl of cake mixture. Lush. I'm witcha there, bro. Luverly I went through a phase of my childhood of eating Milk of Magnesia tablets. I wouldn't go anywhere without a bottle on my person. I was eating them like tic-tacs.

Me too. And raw potatoes.

First we get mr boring Tim Henman. Now we get another personality by-pass with Andy Murray. What have we done to deserve those two ??????

Who goes by the name of...? Roger. ah good ole 70's television Complete myth the cabin boy in Captain Pugwash was called Tom. Aye, there wasn't even a Seaman Stains either. Didn't the myth start with Friggin' In The Riggin'? "The figurehead was a whore in bed, sucking the captain's penis"

Have to say I think the girl can sing. If she does peg it soon I wonder if she will become some sort of modern day icon tragedy and her music will become 'legendary' throughout the years, because of her death ?? btw, I do hope she lives a long and happy life

HBTY, HBTY, HBDJ....HBTY

This tournament seems to be the worst one yet for the game being stopped (either by the players putting the ball out, or the ref blowing his whistle) for the most trivial, un-necessary, 'injuries'; this has to be addressed in some way.

Why is it that the foreign women look far better in football tops than the British girls ??? Apart from Cath, of course, who I'm sure would look sensational in a toon top (and nothing else !!! :icon_lol: )

Great fight. The ref probably stopped it at the right moment as Gomez had taken some unbelievable punishment and was only going to get more. Although Gomez had dished out some great shots to Khan, I get the feeling he was a spent force at the time of the stoppage. Excellent stuff. It's a barbaric activity but compulsive viewing imo. Sad, but true.