snakehips

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Sorry, but what fuckin' difference does it make to anyone with half a brain?? None, but half a major American city is being wiped out while we talk about a fat bloke downing a pint and refresh the BBC live text transfer page. It's all comparative bullshit. True. That's why I posted some wellies I didn't need to N.O. today. Every little helps. Now then, where's that refresh button... EDIT: New Orleans, not N-Online ha ha ha. ha ha aha ha. cough.

The 'hilarious' new name for Citeh's (best supported club in the history of football. Ever. FACT!) ground: MiddleEastlands. Oh how I laughed. NOT.

How exactly is it looking desperate for us? We have had a good day thus far. You have only officially signed a fella called Nacho Ganzales. I am struggling to see the good day bit? We've heard that both Smith and Sherla are staying. Woohoooooo, watch out Liverpool and Arsenal...the Toon are back in, er, town EDIT. In fact, I have it on exceedingly good authority that the Robinho move to Chelsea has stalled as Shola didn't fancy the move to Madrid as his replacement.

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Sorry, but what fuckin' difference does it make to anyone with half a brain??

I guess I'm not the only one who heard that this Abu Dabi United Group (sp) came trying to buy NUFC only to be told it wasn't for sale. Just think, we could have been offering shedloads of cash to buy tip top players today, instead of Citeh (best supported club in the history of football. Ever. FACT!). It's a funny old game.

Does anyone really care??

I listen to it on MW (1053 - 1089). Living in Whitley Bay, DAB is shite.

...they are reporting that Everton are trying to sign Alan Smith today. Fingers crossed. Everything crossed. Please God, please God, I promise to be ever such a good boy for the rest of the week. Just make it happen.

It's great the way the press have a pop at Ashley for mingling with the fans etc. I seem to recall the same press thinking it was great when Mathew Harding was doing the same with Chelsea a few years ago. Yes, Harding never owned Chelsea outright but the actions are pretty much the same iyam. Looking at the clip, I get the impression Ashley was finishing his pint as quick as possible after realising he shouldn't have had it where he was (or having it pointed out to him) - nowt worth reporting tbh.

If Krull was worth more money, he would be going elsewhere. The money must be right on the bean.

I said a while ago that I thought Ashley wanted the £80m he paid off our debts with back. This money will have been paid back this summer with the season ticket sales and money from league placing. The true intent of Ashley will be revealed at the winter transfer window and next summer. I also said I reckon Ashley will have sold NUFC within 18 months, so take your pick ha ha

This has been going on for so long that shirley both sides know what the other wants/expects. If a contract is being put to Owen now it must be have been virtually verbally agreed beforehand?? It's a difficult one to call this one. To let Owen leave would have a massive detrimental effect on projecting a good image to the rest of football, however he cannot be kept on silly money just for the sake of it. I'm pro Owen as he's virtually the only (near) world class player we have.

Also if you've just got home why have you come straight on here and not given Mrs. Hips a right old seeing to? Got home late last night, soft lad!!! Mrs hips has had the treatment and now it's toontastic's turn to feel the pleasure

Just got home. £12m for Milner?? Wank time!! One player who just did not improve one iota in his time at Newcastle imo. An above average player but one who does not get the pulse quickening when he has the ball. It has the possibility of being the second best sale in NUFC history (second only to getting £750,000 from Spurs for Kevin Scott) if, and only if, he is replaced by someone just as good who can actually do something exciting with the ball at his feet.

Imagine for one minute you're the manager of a football club and you open a letter about a player which reads: i am a reel scout from serbia called simon and i really think yuz should sign this player. he will be good and make you team really good i know it. Hmmm, "Mr Chairman, get the cheque book out."

Yay! If only that had said beavers. If only.....

That pic shows the rag hung over the top of the ladder; purely so the photo could be taken of the mackems being really daring . I'd bet 80 rupees that the shirt was taken down off the ladder after the pic and was put back on the scaley-skinned twat who was wearing it that day, and was never left behind the sign when it was put up. Nee chance. EDIT: A bit of education for those of you who, incorrectly, use the term 'toe rag'. The correct term is TOW RAG. It defines someone who is pretty useless and could only be used for a limited purpose. A tow rag is a scruffy piece of cloth that would be hung on the back of a car being towed (Tow rag) as a warning to other motorists, or hung on a projecting object e.g. a ladder on the back of a truck - again as a warning. Hmmmm, rag, ladder, now where have I seen those two together recently ???

99 Bad Aids. Owen to work for 25k/week. Hey, I'm only following the shit first posted

Obafemi Martins spending the summer doing a bit of security guard work

FWIW, methinks Ashley will have sold NUFC within a year or eighteen months.

I turn the handle which, in turn, turns the London Eye. A bit like Windy Miller.

Alex Ferguson's sucess was built on an early siege mentality he instilled in his players. He used to wind them up big time in the thought that the press just wanted them to fail. Let's hope KK can do the same with Newcastle United, as it's fairly obvious what is going on with the press and us.

Was told £7m. We'll see if it happens.

I was thinking of doing a blanket Happy Birthday on Jan 1st for everyone. Anyway, HBTY, HBTY, HBDW......HBTY

Was told today that NUFC have already agreed a deal with Rangers to buy Cuellar. Snakehips ITK :icon_lol: