snakehips

Bastards I would chuck paint on their window

Christ. not good !!!! He knows me already, maybe thats why he suggested the pub How's the cold, Toppo?? I hope you're on the road to recovery.

The jeweller I was talking about showed me a diamond. Boy, it was the most beautiful gem I had ever seen. I cannot describe its magnificence. It was £1800, but was soooooo tempting. Told him I would buy it if he hasn't sold it by the next time I see him in June. (I hope he sells it before then!) It's ok man, a pint of Guinness will do me Snakey, don't have to go to all that trouble for me.

The Queen - Hmmmm, not bad but not exactly oscartastic I liked Marie Antoinette If she had got her wabs oot I would have pestered my chums in Hollywoodland to give her an Oscar. As she didn't, I'll just have to give her one myself!!

The jeweller I was talking about showed me a diamond. Boy, it was the most beautiful gem I had ever seen. I cannot describe its magnificence. It was £1800, but was soooooo tempting. Told him I would buy it if he hasn't sold it by the next time I see him in June. (I hope he sells it before then!)

Aye. Brown sauce on mine please *shakes head in utter disbelief* Okaaaay, if you really want to ruin it, I will put brown sauce on.

Over the last six months there seems to have been a 'push' in the market place for everyone to buy this. The sellers spout the usual 'there's only one source and it's running out' etc etc in an attempt to get people to buy their wares. Well, I was speaking to a jeweller recently (whom I trust implicitly) who told me that the Americans have a huge stock of this gemstone and are quite happy to put out the 'stock running out' stories on a regular basis in order to keep the price inflated. You will, by now, be half asleep and will realise that I am extremely bored!! Yawn. Anyone fancy a bacon sarnie?

1. Tom Cruise - Rainman 2. Elle Macpherson - Sirens (boy, would she get it) 3. Hilary Swank - Boys don't cry (I think that was the title) 4. Steve McQueen - The Great Escape 5. Robert De Niro - Taxi Driver

So you're Radgi's b/friend!! She's obviously closet drinking as you patently are unaware that the coke is for mixing with Jack D!

What wonderful dreams I had last night

Absolutely brilliant, thank you, on both counts. ANd I'd never beat you up, Mr Hips! That's nice to hear. We'll just settle for a good wrestling match then Glad you had a super day.

Obviously in a shot glass you senile old fool. Okay then, fuckhead, how much beer in this fuckin 'shot' glass??? Do I fill it up?? Do I put the equivalent of a 'shot' {fuckin' Americanism anyway. btw, I've nowt against any American, just some fuckers over here tend to latch on to Americanisms far too easily for my liking eg 'already' and 'shot' - go on, some fucker tell me 'shot' comes from UK} in it??? Half full??? Quater full???? HOw much?? Come on, fuckin tell me??? "Outside! Now!! " I would rather do it inside Anyway, Cath, you would easy beat me up as I'm just a big softie really. But more to the point, did you have a nice b/day and was Mika good??

Jonny, I am a complete retard when it comes to computers. I don't know a fraction of the stuff most people do I don't really know what you mean I am on Windows Internet Explorer. Is that what you're looking for?? I even got my 'windows for dummies' book out to see what 'browser' meant but it wasn't mentioned Hey, but I can dance

Surely employing Souness was Portly Fred's 'plan' so he is not totally devoid of them? The current 'plan' is to have two or three seasons of manager who is happy to accept a net transfer expenditure of approx £10m/close season spending, without giving the Chairman a sore ear. Whether the current 'plan' pans out with us being overtaken by Bolton, Everton, Spurs is a gamble that Portly Freddie is prepared to take. One which could see season ticket sales drop to around 35k (Freddie is now prepared to accept this due to the new tv deal - of that I am certain). Some people will have noticed that I nearly always refer to our Chairman as Portly Freddie as, believe it or not, I have a lot of time for him. But he is far from being a great chairman.

Obviously in a shot glass you senile old fool. Okay then, fuckhead, how much beer in this fuckin 'shot' glass??? Do I fill it up?? Do I put the equivalent of a 'shot' {fuckin' Americanism anyway. btw, I've nowt against any American, just some fuckers over here tend to latch on to Americanisms far too easily for my liking eg 'already' and 'shot' - go on, some fucker tell me 'shot' comes from UK} in it??? Half full??? Quater full???? HOw much?? Come on, fuckin tell me??? Calm down man I was only messing about. My apologies, Jonny. I need a slap. I am just really really pissed off with this fucking pc Plus I've had one or two cuba libres and the pc is just laugghing at me - basteard. That's the pc - not you *Wipes Brow* Phew I didn't want their to be no bad blood between us sir. Never, 2Jags, never. if I ever upset anyone on here I would be the first to back down in an attempt to kiss and make up as I am too old to fall out with people Don't call me sir either - I get enough of that at work and it is hard to hear at times due to my communist leanings.

Obviously in a shot glass you senile old fool. Okay then, fuckhead, how much beer in this fuckin 'shot' glass??? Do I fill it up?? Do I put the equivalent of a 'shot' {fuckin' Americanism anyway. btw, I've nowt against any American, just some fuckers over here tend to latch on to Americanisms far too easily for my liking eg 'already' and 'shot' - go on, some fucker tell me 'shot' comes from UK} in it??? Half full??? Quater full???? HOw much?? Come on, fuckin tell me??? Calm down man I was only messing about. My apologies, Jonny. I need a slap. I am just really really pissed off with this fucking pc Plus I've had one or two cuba libres and the pc is just laugghing at me - basteard. That's the pc - not you

Obviously in a shot glass you senile old fool. Okay then, fuckhead, how much beer in this fuckin 'shot' glass??? Do I fill it up?? Do I put the equivalent of a 'shot' {fuckin' Americanism anyway. btw, I've nowt against any American, just some fuckers over here tend to latch on to Americanisms far too easily for my liking eg 'already' and 'shot' - go on, some fucker tell me 'shot' comes from UK} in it??? Half full??? Quater full???? HOw much?? Come on, fuckin tell me???

Had just about a belly full of this fuckin lot. I'm close to giving up completely with this shite and throwing it out the fuckin window.

Serious question. What constitutes a 'shot' of beer? Do you mean a small glass of beer, or half pint, or pint ???

Duff's been shite since we signed him. Anyone know why? Nope, you got any ideas? I have seen far less of Duff than other folk, but the impression I have is: a) he doesn't get the greatest of support from the left back - whether that's been babayaro or whoever, b he seems to want to trick his way into a scoring opportunity for himself - rather than others. Whether b is a direct result of a I don't know; maybe he gets frustrated at not being as integral/significant to a game as he feels he could be and overcompensates? Just a thought.

You joking??? Smogs?? Plural??? Smogs??? In The Trent ??? Smoggies??? Can't wait for that belated birthday drink you promised me in that PM Snakey. WachuonaboutWillis?? Did I promise to buy you a babysham or summat??? EDIT: You're right, 2Jags, I am a mong I've just spotted your reference to my 'PM'!!!

Says it all, really. I like The Trent. No frills (folk like Papa L, Gemmill, Cath can just wear their usual charidy shop gear). Close to 'The Corner' means this old fucker doesn't have far to walk The Trent doesn't pretend to be something it's not. E.g. no fake 'artifacts' hung on the wall from 'the old country' like one of these fake Irish bars, or loads of pictures and shite like Americana or Hollywood crap

You joking??? Smogs?? Plural??? Smogs??? In The Trent ??? Smoggies???

HBTY, HBTY, HBDC....., HBTY I hope the lorry arrived safely with all my gifts? I'm a little worried, as the driver seemed a little uncertain as to where he was going and admitted he couldn't read maps! I live in hope.

I was close. It was Joe Tex