snakehips

All inclusive to Turkey tbh

You're probably right, Hog, but don't let trivial facts like that get in the way of the 'hilarious' stories!

Fuck me, do you think you can simplify it any more? Sometimes things can't be worked out and that's fucking life! You're right, sometimes they can't, but there are cases where family members don't talk to each other and it's been so long that they've practically forgotten the reasons why they're not speaking to each other. But why the need to speak?? Granted, people don't have to be nasty to each other, but I can't see the necessity to speak, just because they are family members. The term 'long time dead' means nowt imo. When we're dead, all emotion/feeling/thought process/regret is non existant. I think what I meant was that in the case of people who are just to stubborn to make the first move in making amends when they'd really quite like to, and then there's regret if something were to happen. In that instance I agree with you. If one or both parties desires to speak, they should do so without hesitation. Unfortunately, this is one of life's frailties; the fear of failure/rejection or ridicule. I have told my kids that if they desire something (I feel the word 'want' is wrong) then they should ask for it. If they get a rejection then at least they have tried. If they get ridiculed then they should not feel embarassed but pity for the person doing the ridicule. How many boys or girls don't ask someone they fancy for something, just because of fear of ridicule?

Fuck me, do you think you can simplify it any more? Sometimes things can't be worked out and that's fucking life! You're right, sometimes they can't, but there are cases where family members don't talk to each other and it's been so long that they've practically forgotten the reasons why they're not speaking to each other. But why the need to speak?? Granted, people don't have to be nasty to each other, but I can't see the necessity to speak, just because they are family members. The term 'long time dead' means nowt imo. When we're dead, all emotion/feeling/thought process/regret is non existant.

There's a lad ( I presume a lad) on the Newcastle Forum at the moment called: Treatablemag Anybody have any favourite names they like? I do like Spongebob Toonpants, and to this day refer to the cartoon character as that and not his proper name

But we've missed two penalties that I can think of!

Awooga! I'll have a double Awooga on the rocks

I wont go into my family business, but I think relations, immediate or otherwise, are just accidents of birth and there is no prerequisite to get on with any of them.

At first, I thought they were just the inane witterings of a sixth-form pleb. Then the author refers to: The Marchioness disaster. The tsanami disaster. Roy Castle's lung cancer. This points to someone in their 40's who is pretty sad individual (no, it's not me ). Probably an Arsenal supporter who failed his English O Level many moons ago and now works for London Transport. Not imo. Maybe i just need a drink?

Utter rubbish! Intensive research by Prof M.M Magler of University of Rome, in, er Rome, has proved that Jesus and Mary Magdelaine went to France to live. Apparently the name Magler is a corruption of Magdelaine and persons of that name are quite probably a direct decendent of Mrs Jesus. So he told me in a txt, anyway.

Paper knickers?? The hipster doesn't wear paper knickers for no-one

Dancing? Correct

What a fucking surprise Did anyone in their heart of hearts really expect anything else today?? Wigan. Does anyone really think Rodders is the man to take us where we want to be? Wigan. Yes, they should give us a game, but we should be beating them. Yes, they can beat us, as nothing is guaranteed, but we should be able to overpower them 99% of the time but I, for one, always suspect that a game against them is just going to be an equal match, as opposed to us being too much for them. Wigan. FFS!

Just been to see The Good Shepherd. Brilliant. Thoroughly enjoyed it. Not totally sure that Matt Damon was the right choice for the lead, but, hey, what the fuck do I know!

You and your mate in the sauna, eh? Nice You do know Meenzer, don't you! EDIT: It wasn't you I quoted the other day with 'my friend James' was it???????

when are you going ? And where? Just remembered I've got a voucher still for The City Spa that I need to use by the end of March. Hmm.. The City Spa!!!!!!! Hey,,,,,,what if....... Only kidding. Relax I think she said Malmaison (sp). I guess it's an open booking to be used when I want. oh aye, ive heard that the one all the dodgey pervs go to Don't say that! That's the other one I go to! *whistles nonchalantly - trying to appear blase* When you next thinking of goin, Cath? Ever been in a sauna? (he asks, as he's never done that either)

You qualified? It sounds really good to me. In this day and age, there must be fairly good money to be made doing it professionally?

when are you going ? And where? Just remembered I've got a voucher still for The City Spa that I need to use by the end of March. Hmm.. The City Spa!!!!!!! Hey,,,,,,what if....... Only kidding. Relax I think she said Malmaison (sp). I guess it's an open booking to be used when I want. oh aye, ive heard that the one all the dodgey pervs go to I'm sure they'll have room for one more then!

when are you going ? And where? Just remembered I've got a voucher still for The City Spa that I need to use by the end of March. Hmm.. The City Spa!!!!!!! Hey,,,,,,what if....... Only kidding. Relax I think she said Malmaison (sp). I guess it's an open booking to be used when I want.

You can imagine the melt-down on message boards if that were to happen I was thinking last night that I wouldn't be surprised if Liv'pool get rid of him in the summer. I didn't contemplate him going to the Mackems though!

I was reassured and looking forward to going Now I read of excrutiating pain

That has reassured me. I did think that it would be mostly women who go. Mrs hips says that when she booked it, she insisted that it was a good looking female who did mine and the lady on the other end of the phone asked what type of woman did my wife think did them!!!! {not in the 'give us £10 for a hand-job type of way, but in 'do you think our masseuses are horror bags?' way}

I knew I would too!!! But I'm serious. I feel that if I go, they would just assume I was a perverted old twat

Toplass says she is lined up for a massage (may have to cancel though due to the lurgy). I have always wanted to have a massage as I really think it would be so relaxing. Anyway, Mrs hips, aware of my feelings, booked me a massage for my Christmas pressie. Thing is, I'm now unsure of going as the last thing I want is to be thought of as a dorty porv I want to go, but feel they will think I'm just an old porv. It's a bit like when I walked to my dad's house. I used to pass the junior school and in the good old days would love to watch the kids playing in the yard but I had to go a different route in recent years for fear of being labelled a porv Why has society done this?? I blame these internet sites; there's always some old porv spouting shite on them