snakehips

Agreed. I'm glad that few folk sing as much as me when I'm at the match; I have a clear conscience.

Re your PM: Okay, if you bring your autograph book I'll sign it.

I'll be there. Might bring a few of my new toon ultra mates with me as well Hopefully Geordie Boot Girl will be coming as well. (will work on her coming in her polis uniform also).

Trouble is, I can never tell if my wife's txts are just clever txt spk or her crap spelling!!

You gonna let her off your knee like? I could do a really horrible joke linking those last two posts........ See toonraider for expert information - if required

Snakey, oh, I mean I, never ever mess around with blokes wives/ g/f's that he knows; whether that's colleagues or men he knows socially. That is a FACT!

Timing is everything. Mrs hips txt me that joke yesterday! I did larf though Timing indeed....that must have come through in six linked messages over the course of a week. Nar, just one txt! Nothing about Tyne bridge. 'woman stows away on a boat..'etc etc

The thing is, Cath, that whatever you have imagined is probably true!! I just love to move; always have, always will

Aaaaahhhh, now I know what you mean! There are some similarities . However, I don't need an accomplice in order to grind my hips against a lovely laydee But, fuck it.. Aint gonna bump no more, with no big fat woman. Aint gonna bump no more, with no big fat woman...

The hipster loves to dance I will dance with any woman - anytime Don't wanna bump no more, with no big fat woman. Don't wanna bump no more, with no big fat woman. Somebody help me! EDIT. Fucking great song that, btw. But who sang it?? Was it Disco Tex??? Fucked if I can remember. Where's Radgi when you need her?

Timing is everything. Mrs hips txt me that joke yesterday! I did larf though

He always leaves her at home so he can flirt That comment by Renton was not called for Talk about pissing on somebody's bonfire!!! And Cath, once a flirt always a flirt (mrs hips has always called me the biggest flirt in the world). Have I ever flirted with you, Cath? I don't think I have. I've always thought I would get a smack in the chops if I did! nowt wrong with a little harmless flirting Thats precisely what he says when you've got 25 stone of man on you and you can't move your arms. sounds like u have been there ? He said I was special. You misheard me. I was, admittedly, rather drunk, but what I actually said was 'do you fancy a Special Brew?'

He always leaves her at home so he can flirt That comment by Renton was not called for Talk about pissing on somebody's bonfire!!! And Cath, once a flirt always a flirt (mrs hips has always called me the biggest flirt in the world). Have I ever flirted with you, Cath? I don't think I have. I've always thought I would get a smack in the chops if I did! nowt wrong with a little harmless flirting Thats precisely what he says when you've got 25 stone of man on you and you can't move your arms. They love it!!

He always leaves her at home so he can flirt That comment by Renton was not called for Talk about pissing on somebody's bonfire!!! And Cath, once a flirt always a flirt (mrs hips has always called me the biggest flirt in the world). Have I ever flirted with you, Cath? I don't think I have. I've always thought I would get a smack in the chops if I did! nowt wrong with a little harmless flirting Quite right. That's my philosophy exactly. What do you drink? I'll have a bucket of whatever it is ready

He always leaves her at home so he can flirt That comment by Renton was not called for Talk about pissing on somebody's bonfire!!! And Cath, once a flirt always a flirt (mrs hips has always called me the biggest flirt in the world). Have I ever flirted with you, Cath? I don't think I have. I've always thought I would get a smack in the chops if I did! I don't bother flirting with cath anymore. It's strictly heavy petting for me.

He always leaves her at home so he can flirt That comment by Renton was not called for Talk about pissing on somebody's bonfire!!! And Cath, once a flirt always a flirt (mrs hips has always called me the biggest flirt in the world). Have I ever flirted with you, Cath? I don't think I have. I've always thought I would get a smack in the chops if I did!

How did it go with the Hitler Youth Snakey? PMSL See my report in the other thread.

You a plod??? If so, with a uniform??? no i am a secretary lol but i do have the plod uniform lol Hubba hubba How old are you? Honest hahahahaha I am 25 Hmmmmmmm, a bit young, but not too young Let me know if you need an experienced chap to help with the handcuffs Oh, and Jonny, FUCK OFF, you're cramping my style GBB, ever turn up to the piss-ups?? no never been - might just grace you lot with my presence one day lol Get yourself along to the one before the smogs game (minus boyfriend!). You will have a good time as they're all a good bunch (and a good laugh at Gemmill's dress sense - take the word dress as literal). Oh, and mancy- it aint out. Yet!!! (the police uniform does get the blood pumping though. I always did fancy giving a wpc one whilst in uniform - her, not me!)

Shshshshshshs, you It's true, though, that I did 'put it about' a lot when I was 12

You a plod??? If so, with a uniform??? no i am a secretary lol but i do have the plod uniform lol Hubba hubba How old are you? Honest hahahahaha I am 25 Hmmmmmmm, a bit young, but not too young Let me know if you need an experienced chap to help with the handcuffs Oh, and Jonny, FUCK OFF, you're cramping my style GBB, ever turn up to the piss-ups??

You a plod??? If so, with a uniform??? no i am a secretary lol but i do have the plod uniform lol Hubba hubba How old are you? Honest

You a plod??? If so, with a uniform???

We'll beat AZ. They let in 5 goals over the two games against Fenerbahce (sp) ffs.

Last night was just a training exercise really. Zulte had no intention of 'going for it' so Newcastle just went through the motions without any real urgency. A lot of the runs by Bert Luque and Martins were ignored for some reason. For only the second time in my life, I left before the final whistle (first was the FA Cup game against Cov 3 or 4 seasons ago).

False alarm. When I got into the ground, they were further round towards the East Stand than near where I was. I knew they would be at the back (as I like to be) so suspected they would be surrounding me. As Greg said, I knew I could always move, but moving is for others - not me (I specifically asked to be where I was) I really find this 'situation' a difficult one. WubbleU, I fully support what they are trying to do (and I don't mind the name at all) it's just the thought of being surrounded by kids high on skittles and Tango doesn't appeal, that's all. And the t/u's who were in 'The Corner' last night didn't seem too bad, I have to admit, though they were like a magnet to the 11, 12 and 13 year-olds once the game started. There seemed to be a lot of t/u's left on Level 7 which, I guess, WubbleU, must have been more of your charve element. 'Stand up and support the team' I was stood up throughout the game. The t/u's must remember that some people (far more than I) have been 'standing up supporting the team' far more and far longer than they have and don't need lectured on how it's done. As I said, I fully support them in their enthusiasm but I just don't feel like being in amongst them. I apologise for that, I really do, but it's just how I feel. And just because some of them go to away games doesn't mean they are better than other supporters imo. If I were forced into deciding whether they had a place or not, I would probably say that they should continue - despite moaning people like me (I am not really moaning about them per se, just expressing reluctance at having my space invaded). Once again, I fully support them - I just don't want to be part of it, that's all.