snakehips
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Haven't laughed so much in ages.
Still would though.
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Some track and field gurlz from tonights diamond league
Danielle Carruthers
Jings, that black girl wouldn't half give a vigorous hand job
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We should just give him his head.
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Don't watch the team --- Buy a gold encrusted soda stream
Make a good bet - Loser goes down a badger sett
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There seem to be a few Jimmy two-times in this thread.
There seem to be a few Jimmy two-times in this thread.
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After all the abuse on here, nailed on now for Sherla to score the winner.
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Fist, who is that in your ava?
Best just confuses everyone, should be awful, and yet somehow scores goals. Fucking delighted.
My new girlfriend, so back off!
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Hum-dinger of a game at Plainmoor: Torquay Utd 3 - 3 Rotherham.
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If only he'd had his hands behind his head...
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LOVE IT!
Lovin' your avatar too. Top stuff. That's real sex appeal. A good lookin' lass wearing a see-through black bra (I do love that contrast) with the straps down. Majestic stuff. If she played her cards right.....
I'd just like to point out that Jethro Tull were totally fucking shit. I wish someone had stuck that flute up his arse a long time ago, the stupid hippy.
Well, Kitman, your ridiculous opinions were obviously the reason you were reported....and ultimately deported
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Such sad news.
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Mo mo mo mo mo mo mo mo mo mo mohammed
I want to hold them like they do in texas plays
So-called accountant refusing to change his ways (I love it)
He won't accept that I was right all alongggg
Our best chairman was Shepherd and Mike Ashley is a dong
Oh, oh , oh
I'll post a lot,
Show him that he's wrong
Oh, oh , oh
Wear him down with attrition,
Cos I'm on a mission
Can't read my, can't read my
No you can't read my posts again
(your all cunts and immigrunts)
Can't read my, can't read my
No you can't read my posts again
(left-leaning do-gooder cunt fuck twats)
I've only one thing to say........you're off to Boot Camp!
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LOVE IT!
Lovin' your avatar too. Top stuff. That's real sex appeal. A good lookin' lass wearing a see-through black bra (I do love that contrast) with the straps down. Majestic stuff. If she played her cards right.....
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What Newcastle United need is a Paul Daniels or David Copperfield type of guy in the physio room. If them fuckers can saw a lady into three and have her runnin' around good as new in a matter of minutes think what good they could do for injured footballers .
Did you teach them all they know when it comes to sawing a lady in half Snakey?
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Whoever said Bent would be the difference is spot on IMO.
Bent and Best are practically the same.
would you rather be bent or best? there's a question to ponder.
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You lot are a bunch of tiny-minded individuals making fun of this sad, sad tale.
Black armbands at Wist 'am today?
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I take it this isn't the first time Given has played against us since he moved to win all those trophys?
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What Newcastle United need is a Paul Daniels or David Copperfield type of guy in the physio room. If them fuckers can saw a lady into three and have her runnin' around good as new in a matter of minutes think what good they could do for injured footballers
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Good news. The club have confirmed the current injury to Santon’s right knee is unconnected to the previous injuries to his other right knee.
And as he'll be playing on the left side, his two right knees wont be needed so much so he'll probably be back in a week or so. Sawtid.
100%
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Anyone ever bought a second hand car, you think you've got a bargain, drives lovely for a few days, and then bang......
You feel sick to your stomach, 'cause you know you've bought a pup and it's gonna cost.
That's how I feel now. Again.
The new Maldini coming to Newcastle for £5 million. The old adage applies, if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is.
Hope I'm wrong.
Jimmy, Jimmy, oh Jimmy Mag, when are you coming back?
Jimmy, Jimmy, oh Jimmy Mag, why dontcha hurry back?
My arms are missing you, my lips feel the same way too
Great, GREAT, song
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This has got 3 or 4 nil to them written all over it.
Therefore, I'm going 2 - 2.
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Just out of interest, why the fuck should Saltwater have to prove anything? It's not as if he made a bet or anything.....
Look, EVERYONE who's on D'MAN's list is under suspicion. We're doing it alphabetically. Problem is, D'MAN's list starts with S
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Mansfield Town appoint youngest chief executive in English football
Carolyn Still Still is a politics graduate from the University of Durham
Mansfield Town have appointed the youngest chief executive in English football.
Carolyn Still, 29, has previously worked in the fashion industry for Bulgari and Gucci.
She succeeds Steve Barker, who has accepted a new position within chairman John Radford's company, One Call Group.
"It's a great privilege. I intend to add vibrancy and fresh ideas to our approach off the field," Still told the club website.
"Having attended numerous fundraising events, organised by the club's supporters' groups, I am well aware of the passion and enthusiasm that the fans have to see the Stags succeed.
"I want to wake sleeping fans with a lot of different initiatives by liaising with them and finding what they want.
"Much work has been done to develop relationships with key businesses in and around the area, and we must continue to work hard to ensure that our off-the-field commercial activity increases in an attempt to make the club self-sustainable."
That's young for a CEO
Bet she's a right S*ag.
Mind you, I wouldn't fuck it with yours tbh.
Bit of a 5 o'clock shadow on her upper lip there.
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Welcome, btw.
We'll get back to you - we're just busy destroying a Norwegian wrong 'un right now.
Bruce pissing Mackem money away?
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I've been telling you (and some people) this almost from day one but you wouldn't listen.
You've got what you wanted.
Now you're agreeing with me.
You don't know anything about me.
Bookmarked.