snakehips
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"I want to wake sleeping fans with a lot of different initiatives by liaising with them and finding what they want."
She could wake me up any day. I`d welcome her under my sheets with a throbby veiny penis.
So much to learn, Grasshopper, so much to learn. That could have been worded so much better.
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this is the problem with 911 no one will know the truth but what is wierd about it was the wtc7 or world trade center 7 which didnt get hit buy a plane even though it had fire in the middle of it dropped like a demolition straight down. and this building was actually used for finance work etc so clearly something dont add up
You're right there, D'MAN
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He's no Paul Wynn like.
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He was reading the deano thread with a sandwich in his gob yesterday when i checked the logs yesterday afternoon
(he thinks being logged out means he can't be seen which is amusing)
Really not that amusing to non IT people
Who's the fat kid in your avatar hot shot?
CT in his shed innit.
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Krul - 7
Didn't actually have to do much. On one occasion he got caught out when SWP chipped a cross over him. He needs to stick to making a decision of when to come for the ball or not. Too often he comes out, is unsure of what to do, and gets caught in no man's land.
Simpson - 7
Played pretty well I thought. Better than usual.
Coloccini - 7
Decent. Mr Reliable.
Steven Taylor - 6
Decent but petulant.
Ryan Taylor - 2
Absolutely atrocious. Did absolutely nothing well. Poor set pieces, and was absolutely dominated by their attackers. Should be a LM not a LB because he can't defend to save his life.
Obertan - 5
Fairly positive movement and at least he has some pace. A few good passes too. He still looks far, far too shy and lacking in confidence; hence why he rarely tries to take defenders on and rarely if ever shoots for goal.
Cabaye - 6
Anonymous too often. Played too deep and we didn't play to his strengths. A few decent long balls though.
Tiote - 4
Abysmal. Couldn't keep possession, couldn't pass, got beaten too many times. Got his customary yellow card for a show of immaturity again. Absolutely nowhere near what he's capable of.
Gutierrez - 6
Unlike Obertan he's a confident player who gets in to good positions. However he really needed to do a lot more defensively and I was very disappointed in this side of his game. His pace would have helped Ryan Taylor out.
Ameobi - 3
Beyond a joke how he starts ahead of his brother and Ba. Slow, meandering, useless. I like him on his 'on days' but he's not had one of those for a while. Just didn't look interested.
Best - 6
Much better than his strike partner. Got into a few good positions. Better service would have helped him out and he was unlucky not to score.
Ba - 5
Service to him was almost non-existant
Marveaux - 5
Well off the pace.
Sammy Ameobi - 6
Put himself about but didn't have much time or service to do much with the ball.
Stop derailing the thread, you quisling.
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So a club buys a player and DOESN'T conduct a D & A test?? Seriously?? If that is the case, I'd be staggered.
They're not allowed to, are they? Wasn't there bother when Chelsea had conducted their own tests on Mutu? I suppose they could conduct them anyway like but given medicals are conducted as a transfer is going through, would they get the results in time anyway?
Fuck me, I didn't know that. A multi, multi million pound 'investment' and attention to such detail isn't allowed. Blyme.
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So a club buys a player and DOESN'T conduct a D & A test?? Seriously?? If that is the case, I'd be staggered.
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Sorry to hear about your ordeal, Craig.
Well you will shop at Asda!!!
Stiletto heels, you say????
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very melancholy.
just heard that a mate from work was found dead this morning, had a bit of a bad patch lately at the same time as having health problems. His 14 year old son went in to wake him up and he was dead.
So sorry to hear that.
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I'm reminded of an early 70's song called Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep.
The lyrics may, or may not, have gone something like this:
Where's Assmoah Gyan, where's Assmoah Gyan?
Little baby Don, little baby Don
Far far awaaaaaaaaaaaaay
Far far awaaaaaaaaaaaaay
Last night I heard Brewsie singin' a song
Oooowee, cheesy chips and wheez keeze
Woke up this mornin' and Assmoah had gone
Oooowee, cheesy chips and wheez keeze
(yes, I'm aware it's not Assmoah, but artistic license, my boy, artistic license)
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feeling absolutely chuffed just got myself a full time job fibreglassing after three years of doing temp stuff cant wait to start monday and bring in a constant flow of cash
Great stuff, WM
. Have to say that hearing folk get a job is one of my favourite things
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Yer Matey's a bottle of fun
You slips me in the bath
I'm loved by everyone
I'm always good for a laugh
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oh my god <_<
;) ;) 
:o :o :o 
:huh: :huh: :huh:Don't come between me and Mikey. Je t'aime.
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Ohhhh, c'mon over here Mikeybaby, I wanna smear lard all over yer baahdee. Ooooh, do you want it, Mikey? Do you? Give it to me first, oh big one.
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Derby sticking oot man 4fs.
Is that his g/f ? Foxy little minx. Probably got her NUFC lingerie on anarl.
No, I wouldn't. Nah, no. Narrrr, no chance. Welllllllllllllllllllll...
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BBC Sport website saying this is in the Metro:
Newcastle United have launched a new line of lingerie for their female supporters, which features French knickers in a tribute to Yohan Cabaye, Mehdi Abeid, and Sylvain Marveaux - the trio of stars they signed from Ligue 1 clubs in the summer.
Fuck me, it's the shite you would expect from The Tit. -
Not even for a caravan holiday? Was just going to say, I can remember the radio advert for the caravans there.
There's a distant bell ringing in my head, but I can't place it yet.
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Have to admit I was expecting 'injured in training' or some such when I opened this.
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I don't think I've ever been to Birtley, like
Other than double shootings, have I missed much? -
Ya cannit beat a good Fisting
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Only cups we're gonna see as Newcastle supporters.
Take the bra off and there's two extra points we'll have.
Fnarr, fnarr, fnarr
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Did NUFC have an actual 'manager' before the late 40's or 50's ? Someone ask Rob W.
Re Jim Smith. Bought Pav and, if I'm not mistaken, Andy Hunt (brought him from non-league iirc). Speaking of Andy Hunt, I shouted out once "Andy fucking Cunt!" following some ballsup, and this young lass of around 15 who was standing in front of me turned around and said "He's not a cunt....I like him."
Anyway, I digress.Team picked by a committee I think.
Yeah, that's what I thought too. Hmmm, does that invalidate a lot of the list then?
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Mentioned in another thread. How fucking cheap and nasty btw?
Is she indeed?
Wouldn't happen to know her number by any chance, would you?
Generic small time football blather thread
in Newcastle Forum
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Bet she's a right S*ag.
Mind you, I wouldn't fuck it with yours tbh.