snakehips
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Someone tell me to go for a shower. I've been sitting here bathed in me own stinking sweat for half an hour after me bit work out earlier (Hey, ye divvent get the body of Adonis - like wot I have - just sittin' and eatin and drinkin all day).
*insert handsome, toned, flexing muscles - rippling muscles at that - smiley*
I really hope you've showered by now! I thought that Adonis-like figure just came naturally to you anyway
By the time you posted I was clean as a whistle
And, to get you and the other chicks drooling, I had doused myself in Hai Karate talcum powder and after shave 
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Someone tell me to go for a shower. I've been sitting here bathed in me own stinking sweat for half an hour after me bit work out earlier (Hey, ye divvent get the body of Adonis - like wot I have - just sittin' and eatin and drinkin all day).
*insert handsome, toned, flexing muscles - rippling muscles at that - smiley*
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I think he's referring to Jan '12, where, history tells us it will be even more difficult to get the top striker we need. I fear NUFC wont have the top striker for a whole season.
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Does my donation help get me into the secret forum?
Fuck off, it wasn't nearly enough, you tight-fisted cunterhead.
*slams secret forum door in his face, not knowing how much he actually donated*
EDIT: And thinking of it a bit more, you're now on D'Man's list.
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His [Ashleys] intentions were obvious almost from day 1
Why did you not say owt then?
The key word is 'almost'. He's very cannily inserted that word in a huge amount of posts lately, purely as a get out clause because he knows we know he didn't say it from day one. Our Leazes could almost be mistaken for a lawyer
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Firstly, let me say I'm not stepping into Team Positive's paddling pool just yet.
However, just imagine this: bar three second half goals in the final game of last season; this year's accounts (which we aint going to see 'til next year unfortunately) possibly seeing us break even; a decent striker aquired to compliment a reasonably good transfer window (Christ, what were they thinking? For a couple of million more they would have done a canny job). If those three things had/were actually gone in our favour, we would be looking at a completely different picture today.
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Still it will give us a canny thread to discuss. When do the answers come out?
tbh, we could probably type out the answers now without the need of Lambsliver even opening his gob.
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Give him a break. Gemmill's ball-deep in debt to his dealer apparently.
So that's not much debt then? Given that he's hung like a chinese mouse.
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You really are a fucking cock at times.
What you see is what you get.
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Don't encourage him ffs!
Too late, it's, er, went!
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It is these days ie. wank.
Nowadays the sport is producing bugger all in the way of players that have aura/charisma/swagger about them, to go with superstar ability. Take an aging Sachin out of the equation, and there's not alot out there which matches that criteria.
Back in the 80's, and early 90's, you had these sort of players by the bucketload - types whom the casual observer would pay to go and see. Richards, Chappell, Greenidge, Botham to name just a few, among the batsman.
And this aforementioned period was the era of the intimidatory paceman. There's wasn't a better way to open a test than having one of either Lillee/Thompson or Holding/Roberts, as a opening strike duo, going for the opposition jugular. Holding and Marshall were more naturally gifted pacemen, athletically definitely, but of those quickies mentioned Roberts was the bloke i enjoyed watching the most. Roberts was the leader of the Windies hunting pack, and in the mind-games stakes was probably the best of the lot - he was a cold, hard bastard back in the day... he had a haunting & cold stare to go with his faster paced bouncer. Qadir was also worth watching, he was more erratic than Warne but he was just as enthralling to watch as his modern day counterpart/leg spinning maestro.
Very few characters now.
Now that Freddie Flintoff has called it a day, I guess you're right. And, I have to say, to a certain extent, the recently retired Inzimam Ul Haq (not the greatest of batsmen, but there was just a certain aura about which made him compulsive viewing. For me, anyway).
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That has to be the nicest bollocking in History.
I was imagining the hair tied back; teacher's cape and morar board on; black stockings and whip in hand. Nice
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(which I am)
[ a bit of a tit with nothing much to say about anything ]
Exhibition?
no idea wtf you are harping on about kiddah
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I reckon Barton will be fairly restrained tbh. The last folk he wants to piss off in his righteous quest will be Newcastle fans.
Like the mackem and Fulham games we bucked the trend so I'm going to stay with my logical thinking i.e. it all points to a win for us so therefore (NUFC tradition dictates) we will lose.
2 - 1 to them.
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heh watch this i bet in a few months time when the dust settles rubert and his croaneys will buy out sky
Mike Ashley intends to buy Sky. He'll then change his name to Mike Ashskyly.
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What Kevin didnt realise was that once pantomine villain Deano was driven out (something he was keen to encourage), he takes his place as stupidest twat on the forum.
Why d'ya think I'm so fucking eager for Keving to stay ????????? There can't be that many ahead of me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111
Aye, forgot about you.
Fuck off, Keveen.
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sarnie sarnie sarnie hahahahahaha :D :D
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: 
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To be fair, the Ossie article headline is "Ossie Ardiles fears a repeat of 20 years ago"
Hardly team positive stuff
What, a sacking followed by a manager giving us the most fantastic years in recent memory????
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Thanks to everyone who has submitted questions for the Chronicle to put to Newcastle. We've been shortlisting the most frequently asked questions this morning and will be submitting a list of 15 to the club this afternoon.
There are probably only 15 questions received that aren't riddled with multiple expletives.
Seriously though, what is the fucking point of this exercise? Inane, drivelling questions responded by inane drivelling answers.
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What Kevin didnt realise was that once pantomine villain Deano was driven out (something he was keen to encourage), he takes his place as stupidest twat on the forum.
Why d'ya think I'm so fucking eager for Keving to stay ????????? There can't be that many ahead of me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111
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I said something a while ago to 69J (yes I know it's J69, but in some oddball way I find it funny the wrong way round, OKAY) which applies to you: I have a great deal of admiration for you for sticking around. The amount of stick you get is unwarranted, yet you still have the mettal to come back for more. Good on ya.
What? No it isn't. In fact if anything he doesn't get enough stick.
He's got 7821 posts; yet can you remember a single salient, intelligent point he's made out about anything that isn't curry and cheese?
Funnily enough, I was just going to edit my post in respect of his liking to chinese curry and cheese. I had intended to say that his dietry habits are one step from being a mackem, so we must take that into consideration for his odd behaviour.
Anyway, his uni thread was worth reading. Apart from that......
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Kevin being served up on a platter by Chez and still he keeps coming back for more...
Thats what i hate on here, you all dont realise how big of losers you are. He says something not even remotely funny and along comes a little bitch (in this case, and in most, its you) trying to echo what he said. Craig how can you not see how pathetic you can be?
Craig getting served up on a platter by kev, oh ho ho ho, loser.
I said something a while ago to 69J (yes I know it's J69, but in some oddball way I find it funny the wrong way round, OKAY) which applies to you: I have a great deal of admiration for you for sticking around. The amount of stick you get is unwarranted, yet you still have the mettal to come back for more. Good on ya.
So being a racist, irritating, sorry excuse for a WUM doesn't warrant the stick he gets?
The kid deserves the abuse he gets for his trend-setting haircut alone.
No, though I wasn't aware of that tbh. The haircut, that is. I don't really care about the first bit (if you are being sincere about it) as he's only 18-ish and I get the feeling we weren't all perfect at that age.
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That was yesterday. And if it was really him there would be a message with it saying, "ARE YOU HAPPY NOW I JUMPED LIKE A BITCH YOUR ALL ABSOLUTE MUGS AND YOU WONT SEE ME AGAIN BUT I DONT EVEN CARE BECAUSE YOUR ALL MUGS"
I
PAID UP YOU BUNCH
OF CUNTS
SO THEIR U TOTAL
LOSERS
ANYONE WANT THERE GARDEN DOING
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Kevin being served up on a platter by Chez and still he keeps coming back for more...
Thats what i hate on here, you all dont realise how big of losers you are. He says something not even remotely funny and along comes a little bitch (in this case, and in most, its you) trying to echo what he said. Craig how can you not see how pathetic you can be?
Craig getting served up on a platter by kev, oh ho ho ho, loser.
I said something a while ago to 69J (yes I know it's J69, but in some oddball way I find it funny the wrong way round, OKAY) which applies to you: I have a great deal of admiration for you for sticking around. The amount of stick you get is unwarranted, yet you still have the mettal to come back for more. Good on ya.
Rank these toon managers
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Did NUFC have an actual 'manager' before the late 40's or 50's ? Someone ask Rob W.
Re Jim Smith. Bought Pav and, if I'm not mistaken, Andy Hunt (brought him from non-league iirc). Speaking of Andy Hunt, I shouted out once "Andy fucking Cunt!" following some ballsup, and this young lass of around 15 who was standing in front of me turned around and said "He's not a cunt....I like him."
Anyway, I digress.