snakehips
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How do they know how many times he wanked? : scratchchin:
That was my first thought
They were counting. He was doing it as part of a £50 bet for the Bobby Robson Foundation. The other guy on the bet was just getting lubed up ready for his 'assault' on his cock when the tragedy happened. A sad business.
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Please God, not Diouf. Woman beating shit of a man.
aye agreed, I'm the first to say that you can turn a blind eye to certain things and manage different personalities, if players perform on the pitch, but there is always an exception.
And this is it.
I beat wor lass up yesterday
I got up at nine she had a lie in.
Though we both know life is so much easier if they're kept in their place. And, deep down, I suspect they actually like being knocked about a bit.
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Next home game: Monday night, on the telly against newly-promoted opposition (after the 'disappointing' window). Should be interesting. If it doesn't dip below 40k, I doubt if it will at all this season (for a league game, anyway).
The game v QPR is in Shepherd's Bush, Alex.However, I was a bit staggered when Pud posted the attendance v Arsenal earlier. First game of the season. Versus Arsenal. And it wasn't a full house?? Staggering, on the telly or not.
So it is
If it tops 30k, I'll be amazed Remember that Cole/Beardley goal there? Fucking superb.
Aye, fucking magic.
Edit: 93/94? Was it a Sunday tea-time?
You're probably right about the details - they were wearing the new promotion shirts (probably just pip the grandad collar ones in class, for me). It was a Sky game (fairly sure I've got the tape of it at home).
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Next home game: Monday night, on the telly against newly-promoted opposition (after the 'disappointing' window). Should be interesting. If it doesn't dip below 40k, I doubt if it will at all this season (for a league game, anyway).
The game v QPR is in Shepherd's Bush, Alex.However, I was a bit staggered when Pud posted the attendance v Arsenal earlier. First game of the season. Versus Arsenal. And it wasn't a full house?? Staggering, on the telly or not.
So it is
If it tops 30k, I'll be amazed Remember that Cole/Beardley goal there? Fucking superb.
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I hope there aren't too many folk at the funeral as we wouldn't like the Bishop to get bashed.
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Next home game: Monday night, on the telly against newly-promoted opposition (after the 'disappointing' window). Should be interesting. If it doesn't dip below 40k, I doubt if it will at all this season (for a league game, anyway).
The game v QPR is in Shepherd's Bush, Alex.
However, I was a bit staggered when Pud posted the attendance v Arsenal earlier. First game of the season. Versus Arsenal. And it wasn't a full house?? Staggering, on the telly or not.
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I don't know if it's true or false, but there's a lad on N-O who says he's seen a Direct Spots sign on the inside of the crossbars at SJP so that when an incident/goal is shown from the camera in the net the advert is shown. Until I see it for myself, or have it confirmed on here, I am reticent to condemn it but if it is in fact true it will be just magnificent
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Bit off topic but did anyone see her on Jonathan Ross last night. For a multi millionaire megastar she's about as down to earth as you can get. Kept calling people dickhead's and telling them to fuck off
Very nice I'm sure. Switched it off after three minutes.
Are you sure it's not the 'comedian' Alan Carr in drag without the gegs??
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Anyone ever taste it? Its sexy. Chinese curry, not indian. Looks rotten but its good
I'd rather drink me tea after straining it through the gusset of a pair of LardAsh's soiled skiddies.
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heh i doubt it cause some people on here maybe labour party fans or lib dem fans but dont want to admit it. but its fine end of the day its upto me
Anyone who criticises another's political stance is a dick imo. Everyone thinks they have the right answer, but no one actually does. The truth is the world is all interlinked with each other, so on our own, we can't make all the horridness go away - just like every other country can't have it all hunky dory without each other having a good/reasonable time of it also. The arab states which have rebelled are expecting things to change. They wont. And when the realisation dawns on them, the radicals will take over. The Israelis are demonstrating against the cost of living; what are they going to do, magically make things cheaper without any consequences to the State ? And on and on and on it goes.
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If you were the only girl in the world
And I was the only boy
Nothing else would matter in the world today
We could go on loving in the same old way
etc
Just been watching 'In Which We Serve' this afternoon
They were singing it in the liferaft after their ship was sunk. -
Like with Adele's moozik, I've never seen Twin Peaks. I must have been at home some time when it's been on, but it's never really persuaded me to watch it. If it had sent me an e-mail along the lines of 'hey, please watch me' I might have tuned in, but it never so I never
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Is there anyone out there who, like me, hasn't heard one of her songs? I've heard of her, and her success, but never heard one of her ditties. I don't suppose I'm missing much.
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It keeps coming back to the same old bottom line.
The top four is out of reach and from an owners view point there is very little point in throwing money at moving q few places up the league. If take that as a given, you should then ask yourselves how can we improve?
When you do that it is pretty straightforward that Ashleys business plan is a very good one. Buy good foreign players cheaply, get a few seasons out of them and sell them on all the while repeating this process.
While this won't get you in the top four, it should get you around a European place and ultimately in a position where your best players can stay, unless they are top four candidates.
"our" problem is execution of this plan which failed so badly on the striker front. But I do think it is the only plan in town and we will get better at it.
The problem with 'buy cheap and sell at a profit' policy is the team will have virtually no continuity - there will always be players being sold at every transfer window. Any player who shows improvement will be sold after three years, hence the reason for giving five-year contracts. In order for a 'hidden gem' to stay he will want bigger bucks - something I doubt he would get.
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One of the best ideas I've read for getting back at the fat bastard for all he's done was in the comments on a blog the other day. Some kid suggested that all the fans should take a JJB sports bag into the next televised home game and hold them up throughout the game. Considering how much FCB has put into plastering his shit all over the ground, and the fact him and Dave Whelan hate each other I thought it would be great.
Imagine seeing 45000 JJB sports bags being held up all over the ground in a televised game, he'd be fucking seething. I've no doubt if you contacted Dave Whelan and asked him for the bags he'd supply you as well just to get back at Ashley plus all the free advertising. All it would take is a few kids dotted around the streets on the way to the ground dishing them out, I reckon every fan would be up for it and those who weren't aren't NUFC fans imo.
However childish that may seem, it's an EXCELLENT idea. The fat bloke would be absolutely seething.
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Well I have my faults like everyone else. But I hope I am a fair person and my life long friends have always told me they appreciate that fact, I like to look at things from both sides, plus I've always been a good judge of character...and some threads lately on here are showing up a few nasty creatures. And like I've noticed once or twice before I get the bad taste in my mouth of bullying.
I've had my say thanks, most of you won't agree but well, tbh I don't really care!
Nowt to do with me
Snakehips, the devious old dog!
I do eat lots of pineapple
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They're smart Craig.
I want this and I'm going to have it!!!
...and you shall go to the ball, Cinderella!
Seriously though, I was wondering whether you had updated your 'Toonland' (copyright, the tit) top. The image I have of you wearing nought but your Newcastle United shirt was getting a bit dated. I can just about imagine you in that orange number, though a black and white one would have been better
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"cunter belly"
*shakes head but chuckles, none the less*
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I wonder what would happen if we got a question trending on twitter? Could Ryder ignore it? if he did then it would show it to be a farce.
Good idea...
I’ve talked a bit (OK, ranted a lot) about fighting back and see this as a small opportunity to do just that. Not by asking searching questions but by asking 12 questions as banal as Tecato’s pizza topping.
It’s not like any searching questions are going to get anything other than the usual spin cycle, might as well take the piss out of the latest PR stunt organised by the EC. Show them were not quite the thickos they take us for.
Even though I'm not Twittered up, I like this idea.
Are you thinking banal, as in pizza topping, or tangential, like his view on how the Libya situation will impact the Serie A?
Being a cockney, does he like jellied eels?
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Why don't we all hug and make up?
Except Deano, don't hug him until he pays £50.
Good idea. You grab the lads in that homoerotic way you like and I'll get the chicks
Mr Octopus hands strikes again -
Class isn't it
Oh, it's you. I thought it was Wacky making it. Fuck off you tax-evading, pin table gaylord, OOT dullard etc
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How d'ya like your bacon sarnie, Del ?
Come to think of it, there's not much point in asking anything else as this exercise is a complete waste of time. Maybe ask him if he's in need of some garden landscaping?
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Best could go two ways IMO
Cordone or Nolan
I know what I reckon
Hmmm, Leon Best with Cordone hair style. There's an image to conjure
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Yeah there's been some barbed comments and I didn't really like his name being on display - though if you put your website on your profile you're fair game in certain respects.
However, if he does come up with the donation he will come through all this with a lot of respect and a lot of folk will look at him through a different light. It's his call, but I think he can only gain, and gain in a massive way, if he makes the donation.
The slippery slope
in Newcastle Forum
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The problem with all these statistics is the relegation. One one hand the income, apart from player sales, was down, yet attendances were up due to folk wanting to see a winning team.
It's that last part which should be the real focus of attention to the fat lad iyam.