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For fuck sake get a grip man. Torres is still a Liverpool player. Caroll is still a Newcastle player. If the clubs dont get the deals they want they are staying put. They are both on long contracts for fuck sake. We could get 50 mill for Torres in the summer.

Rumours on twitter mate. Still Rumours we could be getting Anekla in the Torres deal as well.

Like us?

He's not as bad as people make out

The deals 30 mill plus under 21 French international David N'gog

Rumours going around the deal is 30 mill plus David N'gog. Newcastle wont sell unless they get N'gog because they are short on strikers.

Rennes midfielder Yann M'Vila, linked with Liverpool,

You not reading my posts?

No I just think we could get a better player for 35 mill. I think you could get Forlan for 15 mill and hes a better player.

I'm a little pissed of with this Andy Carroll talk. Hes gone to Liverpool in a car? I hope his car fucking breaks down. Dont get me wrong hes a good player, but is he better than David Villa, Carlos Tevez, Edin Dzeko and Wayne Rooney. All these players cost cheaper. Fucking Newcastle yous are ripping Liverpool of you twats.

35 mill for 1 player whos not proved at international level. Fuck me yous could get 3 internationals for that amount of money. Whats wrong with people on here they fucking thick or something. 35 mill a good fucking bite Liverpools hand of.

This helicopter bollocks comes out every deadline day. Fucking rumours going round Torres was seen in a speed boat racing down the Thames for fuck sake.

35 mill for that hippy what the fuck man.

Hey Geordie dude making this post. Rememeber Liverpool 50 mill to play with we could invest. Torres got a long contract nobody can sign him on the cheap. .

Bollocks

Nah not lying went bad pizza shop last night you silly twat.

I think thats against website rules.

I come on here to get medical advice. Its nots rocket science btw.

Just got a message from me mate on facebook he says bananas are good. I think me bird got some the other day as well. Might of known no good knowledge on here!

Alright lads just been looking at the Liverpool Echo website and I felt a fart coming on. So I let rip and next thing I knew me rear was wet. I knew what this was(The shits) and I went up stairs. I went rip again (this time on the loo) and me shit come out like a volcano and it was half water. The thing that was odd to me I had no stomach pains. (when I have the shits I get stomach pains). I'm a fit guy who drinks once or twice a week. I smoke weed but dont take any hard drugs. So I'm guessing this this is something to do with food. But its odd about no stomach pains. So what I'm asking has anyone in here had the shits without no stomach pains? Its a first for me. I'm not shitting blood like but still puzzled.

I thought me English was that bad you didn't need to ignore me!!! Must be doing something right if big babys cant see me post!!!

I think the mods should ban you for having that pic on your profile

Rumours going around Liverpool Shearer is on his way to Liverpool to join the coaching team. Dont know if its true like but if he wants to learn how to manage King Kenny is a better bet than Alan Pardew. Plus Liverpool will pay more no doubt.

Can the mods please keep a close look on this guy. He's only made 4 posts and hes trying to shift Ipads. This dude sounds a bit shifty to me.