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Most of the yanks GDI goes to China anyway. The yanks owe them trillons tbh. Soon it will be China GDP V the world. I'm learning Chinese the west is fucked the powers shifting east. Most of the oil is East as well. Were fucked learn Chinese and stop speaking that geordie shit.

Kiss Ass the film

Ricky Gervais is a comic for toffs and the gay community. He reminds me of David Walliams, a cat pissing in your shoe is more funny. Only reason he got the job was because of the office and other people wrote that for him.

Anyone seen the film kickass? I think he got the idea from the film.

Its Phoenix That was a typing error

If any geordies are thinking of doing the same heres a quote from Phoenix (Taken from wikipedia) Phoenix jones

A self-styled superhero who patrols the streets of Seattle has been injured while fighting crime. Jones: 'I endanger my life with a reason and purpose.' Phoenix Jones, who dons a mask and costumed body armour to thwart criminals and keep his US city safe, has suffered a broken nose while trying to break up a fight. Speaking to a television station, Jones explained how after witnessing the scuffle he called police and put one of the men in a headlock. The other man then pulled out a gun, forcing Jones to release the man he was holding. That man then kicked him in the face and broke his nose. But Jones remains undeterred, saying his injury is part of a superhero's job. "I endanger my life with a reason and purpose," he said. Jones has been dubbed a real-life Kick-Ass by some, with his life as a masked vigilante mirroring that of the hit 2010 movie. His adventures on the streets of Seattle have seen him stop a car theft and gain international fame as a costumed crusader. But Seattle Police have urged the wannabe superhero to hang up his tights before he gets seriously hurt. Speaking of vigilantes like Jones, Detective Mark Jamieson said: "They insert themselves into a potentially volatile situation and they end up being victimised as well." The detective urged people not to involve themselves in dangerous situations unnecessarily and said they should report any crimes to police.

Fucking hell mate its the first I've drunk since new years eve I'm new on the block I'm more into writing gags at the moment. Done a few a gigs on the boats. Cant write me jokes on here in case they get rippped.

Sorry just had bottles of cider (Maginers pear cider by the way not Gazza stuff)

Fucking beatles helped built a shit dump of a north east and this is the respect we get???????????? Fucking rest of UK wanted yous to be in Scotland for fuck sake they the ones that can understand yous

Joey Barton Kevlin Nolan Wayne Rooney Steven Gerrard Jamie Carragher Jack Rodwell Baxter (Everton cant remember his first name) Colean Rooney Donald McCain (3 times winner with red rum now his son training) Above all, the modern day tax payers to keep a shit city like Newcastle alive. John Lennon does not deserve to be the above list, hes been feeding you geordies for years like many other scousers. Fucking jokes !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pay some money Newcastle

Nothing wrong with Liverpool we produce stars that pay your citys tax bills.

It is for Newcastle Gazza and jimmy 5 bellies not to mention mis shag a black dude make me famous!!!!!! Ant and Dec the products of the Newcastle education system better than Gazza but not John Lennon hey lads?

At least I'm not wanking over Ant and Dec. At least I've got a fit bird to shag.

Soft shit I said one was on the dock road ffs. The other is further up the dock road ffs. I come from Walton and now live in Aintree so I dont use the dock road for fuck sake. People that use the dock road to get to town is people from Bootle,Crosby,Southport so I dont really use it. I'm sure me dad would know them places but I'm not fucking 40 odd okay mate!!!!!! I'm 21 not 40 ffs.

That place at the top of bold street its shit in there no pussy what so ever

Put is this way them fucking shafts no where near where I live/come from they must be on the dock road I dont really know that place very well

I'll find out where them shafts our its doing me head in.

GREAT POST

I grow up County road Walton and live in Aintree now. I've probably seen them going past in me car but never paid no attention TBH.

No need to swear and by the way I love the architecture of the Pier Head.

To tell you the truth I've never seen them shafts

Both do the same job

You'll get offensive if wankers took the piss out your city? Don't get me wrong every city in the UK has got its problems so dont have a go at Liverpool have a go at the MPs for fuck sake. Sterotyping happens to much on this site. If you cant beat them join them on this site thats the way it goes. By the way Liverpool has history a thing that seems to piss a hard hit jobless north east.

TBH no one uses that in Liverpool we use the kingsway tunnel. A tunnel built below the mersey cost well more than all your bridges put together!!!!!!